Tuesday, October 4, 2016

WikiLeaks Delivers No October Surprise For Hillary

WikiLeaks disappoints conservative media hoping for a Hillary Clinton takedown
An early-morning news conference Tuesday that had the conservative media salivating over the prospect of some damaging revelation about Hillary Clinton turned out to be a major letdown. Instead of dropping a bomb on the presidential election, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange said “We hope to be publishing every week for the next 10 weeks.”

Drip drip drip. If Assange had anything on Hillary he would've already released it. Assange needs money and this is nothing more than an attempt to covertly fundraise.

The irony of the Assange appearance was that he just showed up and droned. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Post-traumatic stress isn't something strong people can handle & weak people can't.
Trump’s comments aren't just ignorant, they’re harmful. - President Hillary Clinton

NRA Bullies Kim Kardashian
The National Rifle Association was quick to weigh in on the news that reality television star Kim Kardashian was the victim of an armed robbery in Paris — responding with a sarcastic message on Twitter.


Look, man, people on welfare are just gaming the system but Mr. Trump only took advantage of all available loopholes.- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Women for Trump and Women against feminism should probably just merge. I'm sure all 6 of their members have a lot in common.- OhNoSheTwitnt

You go girl!

Did Marla Maples Leak Trump's Tax Return?
Since her divorce from the human Cheeto, Marla Maples has been living in California, devoting her life to charitable causes, studying Kabbalah, and more recently, throwing enough subtle, expert shade at her ex-husband to make a grown drag queen cry, like when she told the New York Times, referring to her daughter Tiffany, that she “had the blessing of raising her pretty much on my own.”

The rich are geniuses for not paying taxes. The poor are lazy for using food stamps to feed kids. - Jesus, Sermon at the Heritage Foundation - LOLGOP

I Love Bernie
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) said Tuesday he will introduce legislation in the next Congress to crack down on the tax breaks Donald Trump used to possibly avoid paying federal taxes for nearly two decades.

Remember when Mitt Romney almost had to drop out of the race because he put his dog on the top of the car? They were simpler times. - Jimmy Kimmel


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America Online founder Steve Case endorsed Hillary Clinton for president today. Although the last thing Hillary wants to hear is “You’ve got mail.”- Seth Myers

Rock The Voter News

Mike Pence looks like a Vice Principal, not a Vice President. - Kona Lowell

More Email Problems. And Not Hillary's.
Yahoo Inc last year secretly built a custom software program to search all of its customers' incoming emails for specific information provided by U.S. intelligence officials, according to people familiar with the matter.

Most Americans can't find Aleppo on a map. Gary Johnson can't find a map.- LOLGOP


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Biz/Tech News

BREAKING: Class action suit filed on behalf of Apprentice viewers told they were watching great businessman, not buffoon who lost $916 mil.- Tea Party Cat

Millennials Are Moving To Where The Money Is
Nearly two-thirds of millennials graduated, or will graduate, with student debt, averaging $27,162 per borrower, according to a new report by LendingTree.
Despite that hefty student loan burden, newly minted grads are moving to some of the nation's most expensive cities, heavily concentrated in the Northeast



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This crocodile 'Cage of Death' is not for the faint of heart. The Cage of Death is an acrylic enclosure designed to keep humans safe as they watch big-mouthed crocs more than 16 feet long go about their daily activities. It’s part of Crocosaurus Cove, an aquarium and wildlife center in Australia’s Northern Territory.


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