Monday, October 17, 2016

What if Trump formed his own political party?

Trump ramps up voter fraud claim, but some Republicans disagree
Trump has tried to whip up fears of a flawed election as he has fallen ... He has also strongly denied allegations from multiple women that he .

This was the week a major party POTUS nominee said a woman was too ugly to sexually assault & didn't lose the conservative Christian vote. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Trump: "I'm the only one that can stop Isis, but I'm helpless against a sickly 68 year old grandmother 'riggin' an election."- Tea Pain

Julian Assange Is Suffering From Internet Withdrawal
The activist organization WikiLeaks says the Internet connection for its founder, Julian Assange, has been severed by what it called a "state party.

Calling the numerical system rigged, Trump said that he will ban numbers from the United States "because they came from Arabs."- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Evangelical dilemma- a groper who called his daughter a piece of ass; but on a moral level he'll turn away refugees & bring back torture.- John Fugelsang

Trump Has The KKK Vote All Locked Up!!
Former Ku Klux Klan leader and current Louisiana senate candidate David Duke sent out a fundraising letter last week urging residents to support a Duke-Donald Trump ticket on Election Day.

Trump Accuses Hillary of Using Drugs, Abusing Women, Having Big Tower With Name On It. - Andy Borowitz


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Trying to think of a job Trump would actually be qualified for and all I came up with was traffic cone.- Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Women have the power to stop Trump. - Hillary Clinton

Trump TV? Why, Of Course!
If Trump himself isn’t yet willing to accept that he’s not going to win, it seems as though someone in his family is at least planning for the possibility. The Financial Times reported Monday morning that Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law turned trusted campaign adviser, has approached a top media dealmaker about the possibility of establishing a Trump TV network post-election. 

After Trump loses, he plans to start the "Trump News Network."  That'll be great cause he'll only be on one channel and we can turn him off.- Tea Pain


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That awkward day 5 years from now when Trump, Sarah Palin & Ted Cruz are all up against each other for the same Reverse Mortgage commercial.- John Fugelsang

Biz/Tech News

Millionaire-at-birth who's able to pay less in fed taxes than you claims system is rigged.- John Fugelsang

One Million Dollar Bounty For Dirt On Trump!
In the wake of the Access Hollywood video tape of GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump boasting about sexually assaulting women, publisher and free speech activist Larry Flynt has offered a $1 million bounty for any “scandalous” audio or video that can further damage Trump’s campaign.

Breaking: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in a heated legal battle over who will get custody of Ethiopia.- Kent Graham



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Andy Warhol buying Campbell's Soup at Gristede's supermarket on Second Ave. 1964.  Photograph by Bob Adelman


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