Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Decisions, decisions.

Clinton: Trump team's negativity shows 'how desperate they are'
Clinton: Trump team's negativity shows 'how desperate they are' says Donald Trump's "scorched Earth strategy" shows the Republican presidential nominee is desperate as Election Day approaches.

A guy who claims to be a billionaire and didn't pay taxes for more than a decade wants you to know that life isn't fair to him :(  - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Look, we can't afford $1 Trillion on health care to protect US lives b/c we need to spend $2 Trillion on defense, to protect US lives.- John Fugelsang

Russians, Nukes & Trump
Americans should vote for Donald Trump as president next month or risk being dragged into a nuclear war, according to a Russian ultra-nationalist ally of President Vladimir Putin who likes to compare himself to the U.S. Republican candidate.

We pray for this election to be over because we think--against conventional wisdom and all evidence--that the stupidity will cease then. - Will McAvoy

Republican Shenanigans

Don't tell Glenn Beck but he just proved evolution exists.- John Fugelsang

If Donald Trump or Billy Bush ever actually set foot in a locker room I'm fairly sure they'd get their asses kicked.- Andy Borowitz


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Al Gore: 'Consider me exhibit A' for why each vote matters.

Hey, Green Party, Please See The Forest Through The Trees
In a rare return to presidential politics, Mr. Gore, who was Bill Clinton’s vice president, joined Hillary Clinton for a 45-minute Democratic call to arms, vacillating between a familiar drawling delivery and the urgency of a seer sent from another era to warn future generations of prospective doom.

I'd guess if you polled Trump supporters: "where did Trump say he likes to grab women by the p___" A plurality would say "locker room". - Christopher Hayes

Rock The Voter News

LeBron James on Donald Trump: "That's not locker room talk. That's trash talk."

Well, Well, Well. This Should Be Interesting 
The U.S. Supreme Court on Tuesday agreed to decide whether to block a lawsuit against former Attorney General John Ashcroft and others by non-U.S. citizens, mainly Muslims, swept up after the Sept. 11 attacks who said they were abused in detention.


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Biz/Tech News

Trump: the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 of American politics. - Andy Borowitz

My First Cell Phone Was An Ericsson
Ericsson AB, one of the world's largest makers of telecom equipment, Wednesday capped a series of management- shakeup and job-cut announcements with a profit warning that sent its share price tumbling 

A society constantly selling drugs to seniors arrested Willie Nelson for possession of a plant. - John Fugelsang



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Hua Shan,Shaanxi Province, China. Why is that man smiling? I would be crying,


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