Monday, September 12, 2016

Hillary Has Pneumonia

Watch MSNBC host throw shade at coughing GOP official: ‘Is that pneumonia?’
MSNBC host Thomas Roberts Monday mocked the hype over Hillary Clinton’s health by suggesting that Republican National Committee (RNC) Communications Director Sean Spicer had pneumonia because he coughed during a live interview.

In a hypothetical matchup, voters chose an inert Clinton over an ambulatory Trump by a margin of nine percentage points.- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Freak out about Hillary's health if you want, but I find it hard to believe that there are many voters out there who would say to themselves, "Hmm, Hillary seems sick, so I guess I'll vote for the Nazi instead."- Andy Borowitz

Trump Probably Inspired The President Of The Philippines
Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte said Monday he wants U.S. forces out of his country's south and blamed America for inflaming Muslim insurgencies in the region, in his first public statement opposing the presence of American forces...

Trump is blaming Hillary Clinton for North Korea's nuclear test, but that's obviously untrue because she was busy running ISIS.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

To the media: could you please be honest about this so-called "gaffe" Clinton made? I would like to know how calling people "deplorable" will alienate a single voter who is already calling to "lock her up."- Andy Borowitz

Donald Trump's version of political correctness: you can insult women, Muslims, Mexicans, POWs and the disabled, but LEAVE RACISTS ALONE.- Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

Nixon Deleted 20 Minutes Of A Tape Recording And Resigned. Bush Deleted 22 Million Emails And Became A Painter.
Clinton's email habits look positively transparent when compared with the subpoena-dodging, email-hiding, private-server-using George W. Bush administration. Between 2003 and 2009, the Bush White House “lost” 22 million emails. 
Like Clinton, the Bush White House used a private email server—its was owned by the Republican National Committee. And the Bush administration failed to store its emails, as required by law, and then refused to comply with a congressional subpoena seeking some of those emails.

Hillary Clinton could be coughing up blood while emailing state secrets at Starbuck's & still wouldn't ask troops to commit war crimes.- John Fugelsang

On CNN today they bashed Hillary for being too honest about Trump's followers and not honest enough about her health. In the same segment. With no irony. - Andy Borowitz


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Trump wants a debate with no moderators?  What's next?  An election with no minority voting?   - Tea Pain

Biz/Tech News

Wow. Great Zika Research 
Researchers from Florida State University, Johns Hopkins University and the National Institutes of Health published a study Monday, Aug. 29, that identifies the first possible treatment for the Zika virus.
The study, which will still require further tests, showed that existing drugs (including Nicolsamide, an FDA-approved drug for treating tapeworm), can stop the virus from replicating in the body and damaging fetal cells. 

The Gospel of Matthew has Jesus' family fleeing Herod & secretly raising him in Egypt; which technically makes JC an undocumented immigrant. - John Fugelsang


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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
I wish that was me lounging in the crystal clear waters at Hidden Lake, Montana | Photo by Travis Burke


1 comment:

  1. Hillary has allergies. I know exactly what she did, I've done it myself. You get so good at medicating symptoms with over the counter stuff, that you just can ignore that it isn't just a nasal thing, it's gotten into your lungs. In my case, I only went to the doctor when I started coughing up blood. But if I had the schedule she had, and in a hot, humid environment, I have fainted too. Low blood pressure is a bad thing to have in heat and humidity. Doctor told me I'd live forever, but I'd be unconscious half the time. Freaks your horse out when you faint off his back.