Monday, August 1, 2016

A First: Courtesy of Mrs. Trump

New York Post uses nude photo of Melania Trump on cover
The cover of the New York Post showed potential first lady Melania Trump “like you've never seen her before.”
The Sunday cover used a nude photo of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump’s wife, which was shot in 1995 for a French men’s magazine.

I'd feel more empathy for Melania Trump if she wasn't married to Donald Trump. 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Now that he's trolling bereaved military families, is Trump going to officially join the Westboro Baptist Church?- Andy Borowitz

WikiLeaks Is Dripping Info Slowly For Maximum Effect
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange won’t say whether Russia had any involvement in the emails his organization released on the eve of last week’s Democratic National Convention. But he says there are more leaks coming.

"I've made a lot of sacrifices," Trump said. "I made gigantic sacrifices to avoid serving my country."- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Thank the media for tasteful headlines like "Trump Gives Questionable Explanation of Events in Ukraine" over "Horrifically F--king Ignorant" - John Fugelsang

I'll Give This To Trump, He Has Chutzpah 
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's campaign appealed to Capitol Hill for support on Monday as his attacks on the Muslim parents of a decorated U.S. soldier killed in Iraq drew sharp rebukes from fellow party members.

Make Americans Who Used To Respect The Military Believe Insulting Gold Star Families Is Somehow Great Again.- John Fugelsang

16 Years Ago, William F. Buckley Wrote This About Donald Trump And It’s Eerily Accurate
Look for the narcissist. The most obvious target in today’s lineup is, of course, Donald Trump. When he looks at a glass, he is mesmerized by its reflection. If Donald Trump were shaped a little differently, he would compete for Miss America. But whatever the depths of self-enchantment, the demagogue has to say something. So what does Trump say? That he is a successful businessman and that that is what America needs in the Oval Office. There is some plausibility in this, though not much. The greatest deeds of American Presidents — midwifing the new republic; freeing the slaves; harnessing the energies and vision needed to win the Cold War — had little to do with a bottom line.


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Rock The Voter News

BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary’s 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos.- Tea Party Cat

Trump Thinks The Election Will Be Rigged
Republican nominee Donald Trump on Monday raised the prospect of the general election being “rigged” against him. 
"I'm afraid the election is going to be rigged, I'm going to be honest," Trump told a crowd at an event in Columbus, Ohio.

Trump: "I didn't see Obama's speech. I was talking with Putin, who promises his hackers will deliver the election for me. Me." - Tea Party Cat


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Biz/Tech News

Donald Trump is a debit to his race.- John Fugelsang

Koch Just Says No To Trump
Billionaire Charles Koch and his network of political donors will not be supporting Republican nominee Donald Trump, instead re-directing their focus to supporting Republicans in competitive Senate races.

The best part of having the 10 commandments displayed in US courthouses is realizing 8 of them are pretty much legal here.- John Fugelsang


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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Yes, concierge, I would like boat #22 to go and get some fresh snow for my Italian Ice.
Lago Di Braies, Italy


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