Monday, July 11, 2016

Donald Trump’s ‘spiritual advisor’ sells eternal life

Donald Trump’s ‘spiritual advisor’ sells eternal life
Every president and presidential candidate boasts of having spiritual leaders in their lives, but Donald Trump’s is making money selling desperate Christians eternal life for the bargain price of $1,144.

GOP Platform: We will force you to have your rapist's baby then "convert" him to straightness so he can learn the Bible in History class. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Student ID ain't good enough.
Long-form birth certificate, please.
Who are we to invade your personal space? - LOLGOP

Racist Cop Says Blacks Should Quit Complaining
Former NYPD detective Harry Houck on Monday argued that the black Americans were “prone to criminality,” and that activists should stop claiming that blacks were being “picked on” by law enforcement.

Republican Shenanigans

GOP platform: Government is too intrusive. Stick to important stuff like making sure you have your rapist's baby and divorcing gay people.- LOLGOP

Texas Governor Injured
Republican Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas sustained "extensive second- and third-degree burns" on both legs below the knees and both feet — and may miss next week's Republican National Convention as a result, his office said Sunday.

Analysts are now saying that Florida could be one of the biggest threats to Donald Trump’s campaign. In other words, Trump may be crazy, but he’s not Florida crazy.- Conan O'Brien


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Trump: I'm The Law And Order Candidate
In his first public event since last week’s deadly ambush of Dallas police officers, Donald Trump on Monday called for an end to hostility to the nation’s law enforcement and insisted that he is the “law and order” candidate in the presidential race.

Fox News—where cops who investigate themselves are always innocent, but Hillary's guilty even after lengthy FBI investigation says she's not. - The Daily Edge

Rock The Voter News

It's 2016 Anti-Vaxxers! 2016!
Arizona anti-vaxxers working for a private prison company have been blamed for the largest measles outbreak in the US. Officials have confirmed 22 cases of measles in the state since late May, and they all can be traced back to the Eloy detention center, a privately managed Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility.


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Biz/Tech News

Can't wait until we have a president who thinks the civil rights issue of our time is if CNN is being nice to him. - LOLGOP

Trump + Newt = Lots Of Ex-Wives And Debt
If Donald Trump is the king of debt, Newt Gingrich’s last campaign’s balance sheet might make him a fitting prince.

Men are 543% more likely to look at porn than females. 
That's right, only 543%. - John Fugelsang



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This Hubble image shows auroras on Jupiter. These massive structures are created by the planet's huge magnetic field and punishing radiation environment. - PHOTOGRAPH BY NASA, ESA


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