Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Bernie endorses Hillary

Bernie Sanders endorses Hillary Clinton
"I have come here to make it as clear as possible why I am endorsing Hillary Clinton and why she must become our next president," Sanders said at a joint rally...

BREAKING: Appearing with Hillary Clinton at rally in New Hampshire, Bernie Sanders announces he's now a corrupt corporate whore sellout.- Tea Party Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Even if Britain's new prime minister turns out to be totally crappy, the fact that they only spent about two weeks to pick her makes me insanely envious.- Andy Borowitz

Right Wing Think Tanks Trying To Undo Iran Deal, Falls Flat
When Nokia received a letter from the group United Against Nuclear Iran warning it of the risk of investing in the Islamist-led country, the Finland-based company’s response was pointed. The technological services it offers, Nokia wrote on June 8, "are crucial for the development of strong civil societies and the realization of human rights.”

The Hillary Clinton campaign recently released an ad that features clips of Donald Trump praising world dictators. In the video, Trump praises Saddam Hussein, Vladimir Putin, and Abby Lee from "Dance Moms."- Conan O'Brien

Bundy Bros: The Reason The U.S. Needs To Educate Its Citizens 
Ammon and Ryan Bundy will be allowed to meet together in jail to coordinate their defense — but now they want prosecutors to join them behind bars until they are tried for their roles in plotting the armed takeover of an Oregon wildlife reserve.

Republican Shenanigans

As a native of Cleveland, I respectfully issue this plea to LeBron James: You stopped the Golden State Warriors. Now, somehow, I beg you to stop the 2016 Republican Convention.- Andy Borowitz

This Is Why Al Gore Wanted Social Security In A "Lockbox"
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) is encouraging Democrats to cut Social Security and Medicare benefits because the programs are “things we don’t absolutely need.”

Rudy Giuliani made some insane and offensive comments today, which made me wonder why he is not on Trump's vp list.- Andy Borowitz


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GOP Keeps Beating Dead Horse
Republican lawmakers pummeled Attorney General Loretta Lynch with questions Tuesday about the Justice Department's decision not to prosecute Hillary Clinton for sending classified information on a private, unsecured email system...

After a week of tragedy that has put the nation on edge, congressional Republicans have responded swiftly by seeking a new investigation of Hillary Clinton's emails. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Honestly, your vote is yours to invest in whomever you like. Just register, vote and shame others to doing so. - LOLGOP


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Biz/Tech News

The GOP’s platform now states that porn is a “public health crisis” &  a “menace.”  
So never say they're not fighting for the middle class. - John Fugelsang

Here Comes STAR WARS at Disneyland! 
What a piece of junk!”
That’s how Luke Skywalker described the Millennium Falcon when he first sees Han Solo’s ship in the 1977 movie “Star Wars.” But that piece of junk plays a prominent role in the new 14-acre “Star Wars” attraction, under construction in Disneyland.

Construction has just started on a two-mile underground "beer pipeline" in Europe. Which explains why today, Britain changed its mind on Brexit.- Conan O'Brien



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Lake Tahoe, California
Photo by Lakeshore Paddleboard Company


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