Friday, June 10, 2016

The Trump Effect

Philly cabinetmaker: We went broke after Trump stiffed us
He's been called a lot of things. Fraud. Billionaire. Fake Billionaire. Presumptive Nominee. Presumptuous. Short-Fingered Vulgarian. Misogynist. Racist. Possible 45th President.
Now, add a new word to the Donald Trump lexicon: Deadbeat.

Donald Trump, who outsourced manufacturing jobs to China, is explaining how undocumented workers have hurt the inner city.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Donald Trump just said we can't let Syrian refugees into the United States because "we don't know where they come from." *sigh* - Brasilmagic Tweet

'The danger I faced from getting sexually transmitted diseases was my own “personal Vietnam"' - Draft-dodger Trump

Republican Shenanigans

"In the general election, Donald Trump plans on painting Hillary Clinton as money-grubbing and unethical. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton plans on painting Donald Trump as Donald Trump." –Conan O'Brien

Southern Baptists Are Having Less Baptisms
The Southern Baptist Convention announced its membership stats this week, and it wasn't a cause for celebration.
Southern Baptists declined in membership by 1.32 percent, marking the ninth decrease in a row. 

"In an interview, Donald Trump said he won't have to ask God for 'much forgiveness.' Unless, of course, God turns out to be a Mexican woman who's a Muslim." –Conan O'Brien


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Rock The Voter News

Thank you, U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders, for pledging today to do everything in your power to save the country from an orange Nazi. ‪#‎FeelTheBern‬ ‪#‎ImWithHer‬ - Andy Borowitz

"It's official now, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have both clinched the nomination for their respective parties. Which means we could be looking at our first female president or our last president." –Seth Meyers

Congrats Malia!
President Obama’s oldest daughter, Malia, is graduating from high school on Friday — a day the president says he has both welcomed and dreaded.


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"Hillary had to reach the threshold of 2,383 delegates to become the presumptive nominee. Hillary hasn't been this excited about a threshold since the one she carried Bill over on their wedding night." –Jimmy Fallon

Biz/Tech News

There is a movement to oust Trump at the GOP convention and nominate a Republican with a more nuanced racist message.- Andy Borowitz

Please stop thanking Me for everything. I’m not a firefighter or a nurse. Most days I just lie on the couch and watch Netflix.- TheGoodGodAbove Tweet



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Two boys at a payphone in the USSR, 1961. Photograph by Oleg Neelov.


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