Monday, May 2, 2016

MY VP picks for Hillary and Bernie

White House Defends Wilmore Dropping The N-Word At Correspondents' Dinner
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest defended comedian Larry Wilmore on Monday after the…

I don't mean to bring everybody down, but even if Trump loses, all the people who voted for him will still be here.- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The World Loves Obama. Putin, Not So Much.
Russia in 2014 earned the lowest approval ratings globally for the eighth consecutive year and posted the highest disapproval ratings it has received to date. U.S. leadership received the highest approval rating in the world, with the median 45% approval topping ratings of the leadership of the European Union, Germany, Russia and China -- as it has most years since 2009.

"Donald Trump is now making fun of what he calls John Kasich's 'disgusting' table manners. As an example, Trump named Kasich's gross habit of having dinner with a wife who's about his own age." –Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

"Why bring race into this?"—Ancient White Proverb

GOP Senator's Tactics Backfiring
Democrats are preparing another round of attacks against Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley, releasing new poll numbers that show the veteran Iowa senator’s favorability ratings are tumbling as he plays a key role in blocking Merrick Garland’s nomination to the Supreme Court.

BREAKING: Texas GOP passes law to charge women with murder if they ovulate but don’t get pregnant. -Tea Party Cat

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This'll be the ultimate GOP Convention.   Eastwood can speak to an empty chair and Trump's BFF Bobby Night can throw it.- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Sorry, no time to confirm a new Supreme Court justice. Congress is too busy voting to designate bison as the national mammal.- Tea Party Cat

The Benghazi Witch Hunt Continues
At some point over the next few months, the House Select Committee on Benghazi will release its final report and we’ll finally get to see what committee chair Trey Gowdy and his pals have been up to these past two years.

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Trump is showing that many Republicans never feared fascism. They feared not having their own fascist.- LOLGOP

The Supremes Say OK To $15 An Hour
The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday rejected a challenge by business groups to Seattle's law raising its minimum wage to $15 an hour, a move echoed by other locales, in a case focusing on how the ordinance affected local franchises like McDonald's.

A woman is suing Starbucks for putting too much ice in their drinks, according to People With Too Much F**king Time On Their Hands Magazine.- Andy Borowitz



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