Friday, April 8, 2016

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Donald Trump's fame makes Mexican mask factory great again 
A Halloween mask factory in Jiutepec, Mexico, is busier than ever. And it's all thanks to Donald Trump...Trump's fame in the United States -- and infamy in Mexico -- drove demand for the unflattering Trump mask.



In bed, recovering from the horrors of the primaries. - Bette Midler






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


I can't wait for President Trump to get ISIS to surrender by repeatedly using the phrase 'Radical Islam.'- John Fugelsang





Church, Meet State
Tennessee is poised to make history as the first state in the nation to recognize the Holy Bible as its official book.











Republican Shenanigans



Welcome to Mississippi, where it violates your freedom to be made to deliver wedding cakes, but not rapists' babies. - Mrs. Betty Bowers







Cruz And NY Jews
Fox News correspondent Geraldo Rivera accused Ted Cruz of anti-Semitism, saying his "New York values" comments were a slight against Jewish people. 











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Alabama Has A Sex Scandal Not Involving First Cousins
Alabama’s family-values governor, Robert Bentley, was caught last month in an affair after a recording of a racy phone call between himself and his mistress was released.
On Friday, Bentley appeared to be trying to make the whole thing go away when he tried unsuccessfully to stop reporters from asking him about it






Rock The Voter News


Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian. - The Onion







A Catholic And A Jew Walk Into A Conference...
Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders on Friday morning announced a visit to the Vatican next week to attend a conference hosted by Pope Francis on social, economic and environmental issues.






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The IRS has introduced new technology allowing you to pay your taxes at a 7-Eleven. So just imagine: You can now declare your earnings from 2015 while eating a hot dog from 2005.- Conan O'Brien






Business/Tech News



I'm furious about US jobs being sent to China & I can't wait to tweet about it on my new Apple iPhone.- John Fugelsang




The CIA: Skin Cream Investors?
The CIA invested in a cosmetic company to help develop a skin cream that can be used to secretly harvest DNA evidence.











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