Friday, April 29, 2016

What scares conservatives?


Cincinnati mayor now glad GOP rejected convention bid: ‘We’ve seen the violence at Trump rallies’
Officials in Cincinnati were disappointed when the Republicans rejected their bid to host the 2016 convention — but they’re now grateful after Donald Trump and his supporters have signaled violence could be possible.



"This election is heading into the home stretch and it seems like the whole world is watching. In fact, I read that sales for Donald Trump piñatas have been soaring recently. Or as Donald Trump put it, 'Told you I could make the Mexicans pay for something!'" –Jimmy Fallon





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



"ISIS has reportedly started rolling out 'reductions in benefits' to try to cut down costs. And now al-Qaeda is trying to compete with them by launching 'Osamacare.'" –Seth Meyers






Protesters Greet Trump
Hundreds of demonstrators descended on the California Republican Convention Friday to protest Donald Trump ahead of his speech there.
Protesters -- some of whom wore bandanas over their faces and carried Mexican flags -- blocked off the road in front of the Hyatt Regency here, forcing the GOP front-runner's motorcade to pull over along a concrete median outside the hotel's back entrance. Trump and his entourage got out and walked into the building.



"Women for Trump"? I haven't been this bewildered since I first heard about gay Republicans.- goldengateblond tweet







Republican Shenanigans



"During his victory speech last night Donald Trump dismissed the idea of facing a contested convention, saying, 'As far as I'm concerned, it's over.' And by 'it,' I assume he means civilization as we know it." –Seth Meyers




Hey Americans With Pre-existing Conditions, The GOP Wants To Make Healthcare Harder For You!
U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Paul Ryan called on Wednesday for an end to Obamacare’s financial protections for people with serious medical conditions, saying these consumers should be placed in state high-risk pools.










Jeez, poor David Brooks is beside himself over the party losing its base. It's almost like 35 years of tax cuts for the rich hasn't worked. - John Fugelsang





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"Sir, the GOP base is revolting!"
David Brooks looks up from his martini: "Yes, they are -- and they smell bad, too." - Jeff Tiedrich



Rock The Voter News






"Over the weekend, Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump a loose cannon and said, 'Loose cannons tend to misfire.' Trump was like, 'My cannon works just fine, I guarantee you, there's no problem. I've already discussed this.'" –Jimmy Fallon




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Biz/Tech News


You can't stand up for Main St if you're on all fours for Wall St.- John Fugelsang


Loyal Customer Robs Bank
A "loyal customer" waited in line at a Wells Fargo Thursday for his turn to rob the bank.
A teller said the suspect waited in line until another customer had finished his or her business. The robber, wielding a steak knife, slipped a note to the teller written on a yellow legal pad that said he was robbing the bank.


Memes need spell check, especially if they're from the GOP.



Let me tell you what I wish I’d known
When I was young and dreamed of glory:
You have no control:
Who lives, who dies, who tells your story.
-Will McAvoy





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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

I hope this photo soothed your soul, it did mine.

Peace.

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