Friday, March 25, 2016

The Battle For The Trophy Wives


Ted Cruz: ‘Donald, you’re a sniveling coward, and leave Heidi the hell alone!’
The race between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz just keeps getting nastier. And now Cruz is really firing back after Trump’s latest attack on his wife.

So Trump has threatened to blackmail his wife, insulted her looks & tried to break up his marriage and Cruz will STILL support Trump in Nov.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The Republicans will unveil their strategy for defeating ISIS right after they unveil their alternative to Obamacare.- Andy Borowitz

Back To Iraq To Fight ISIL
The Pentagon said Friday it was moving to increase the number of American forces in Iraq and announced that U.S. forces have killed the Islamic State’s finance minister. “We are systematically eliminating ISIL’s cabinet,” Defense Secretary Ash Carter said.

It's a bad sign for John Kasich's campaign that no one is bothering to insult his wife.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Ted Cruz isn't concerned with your private life, unless you're gay, have a uterus or use birth control. Let's show him the same respect.- LOLGOP

Wow. No Holds Barred. Trump Supporter Slut Shames Cruz Supporter!
Trump supporter stuns Cruz ally on CNN by naming her as one of Ted Cruz’s alleged mistresses
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump addresses supporters in West Des Moines, Iowa..

I don’t know who’ll be more humiliated-Ted Cruz after admitting he cheated with 5 women or those 5 women admitting they slept with Ted Cruz.- Erik Bransteen

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Oh yeah well I heard Ted Cruz had a threeway with Irony & Karma.  #CruzSexScandal - John Fugelsang

The State Department is having to hire more staffers to review all of the requests that are being filed for Hillary Clinton's emails. Or as Hillary put it, "See, I'm creating jobs already. I told you!"- Jimmy Fallon

Rock The Voter News

Bernie Sanders was here on Tuesday and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is here tonight. They're an interesting pair because they're still competing with each other, but eventually we know they're going to team up to stop the deranged billionaire who wants to take over the world.- Jimmy Kimmel

Fairy Tales + Guns = NRA
The National Rifle Association has taken some heat this week after attempting what it saw as a family-friendly approach to to gun rights: inserting guns into classic fairy tale stories.

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Business/Tech News

People on Wall Street are worried about the negative effects of a Donald Trump presidency. Also worried, people on every street. All the streets.- Seth Myers

Nevada Is #1 And The Only State Doing Drone Deliveries, So Far.
A drone has successfully delivered a package to a residential location in a small Nevada town in what its maker and the governor of the state said Friday was the first fully autonomous urban drone delivery in the U.S.

A new study found that women with natural blonde hair had a higher average IQ score than brunettes and redheads. So, for you natural blondes out there, a higher IQ means you're smarter.- Jimmy Fallon


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