Monday, December 7, 2015

Supreme Court Denies Assault Weapon Ban Challenge


Supreme Court denies assault weapons ban challenge
On Monday morning, the United States Supreme Court denied a potentially significant case on the ability of some Americans to own assault weapons.

It's time to be proactive about guns. I've already got my thoughts and prayers ready for the victims and families of the next mass shooting.- Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

If the President's speech accomplished nothing else, it created the entertainment value of Rand Paul appearing on CNN this morning to vigorously defend the right of people on the terrorist watch list to purchase guns - .Andy Borowitz

War On Smog
 Beijing issued its first-ever red alert for smog on Monday, urging schools to close and invoking restrictions on factories and traffic that will ...

STEP ONE: Prevent people on Terrorist Watch List from obtaining guns. 
STEP TWO: Put the NRA on the Terrorist Watch List.- Barracks O'Bama Tweet

Donald Trump has seen the newsreel footage of thousands of Muslims cheering the attack on #PearlHarbor.- Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

In New York, Federal authorities have seized 274 pairs of shoes made from endangered species. The shoes were made from rhino horn, crocodile skin, and Jeb Bush supporters. - Conan O'Brien

Nevada Politician Wants To Shoot Refugees
When asked about the Syrian refugees, Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (R) said she wanted to fly to Paris and “shoot ’em in the head myself.”

Donald Trump: “I’ll kill terrorists and their families too. And anyone who looks like em or has their religion. It’ll be a yuuuge genocide!”- Tea Party Cat

Rock The Voter News

Hillary Clinton recently started following a bunch of new people and organizations on Instagram, including the home improvement channel, HGTV. When asked why, Hillary was like, "Oh, I'm getting a new house soon."- Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Carter Beats Cancer!
Former President Jimmy Carter told his congregation on Sunday that his cancer is gone, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.
Carter, 91, broke the good news during the Sunday School class he teaches at Maranatha Baptist Church in Plains, Ga.

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You'll never win the lottery, but you can still enjoy a lucrative career as an oil industry-funded climate science skeptic. - John Fugelsang

Business/Tech News

FOX Calls Obama a Pussy
Of the many unfortunate responses to President Obama's Sunday night speech on terrorism, one man's has set him apart from the rest. Lt. Col. Ralph Peters joined ​Fox Business​' Stuart Varney and cut right to the chase..."I mean this guy is such a total pussy, it's stunning."

Just heard Jerry Mathers aka Beaver Cleaver say on my radio "healthy prostate improves your sex life!" & now I need meth. - John Fugelsang


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