Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Donald Trump tells supporters he would have saved Paris from terrorists with his ankle gun





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Donald Trump tells supporters he would have saved Paris from terrorists with his ankle gun
At  a campaign stop in Las Vegas on Monday, Republican 2016 frontrunner and former reality TV star Donald Trump told a crowd of supporters that things would have gone differently if he’d been in Paris on the night of the terror attacks that killed 130 people last month.



If this country actually elects a f*cking reality show host President it's time for a constitutional amendment forbidding Americans from ever watching TV again.- Andy Borowitz








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Conservatism - n. the ability to convince men who are eating, voting and arming themselves to death that they should be afraid of foreigners. - LOLGOP






LA Shuts Down Schools
 Los Angeles, the second largest school district in the United States, shut down all of its schools on Tuesday after officials reported receiving an unspecified threat and ordered a search of all schools.



A Trump supporter yelled, “Light that motherf*cker on fire!,” which is also Trump’s key foreign policy proposal.- LOLGOP






My thoughts and prayers go out to the victims of thirty-five years of Republican scorched-earth policies.- Jeff Tiedrich



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Republican Shenanigans



Here's the thing: Even if Trump isn't a fascist, his supporters would like him to be. - LOLGOP








Planned Parenthood Win!
 A federal judge on Monday temporarily blocked Ohio officials from taking legal action against Planned Parenthood to enforce fetal tissue disposal rules, and Republican state lawmakers proposed new regulations for such disposal.








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Looking forward to Jeb Bush having to spend the rest of his life hiding from the guys who gave him millions to watch him lose by 35%.- LOLGOP








Rock The Voter News


"I never said that."

— Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Kurt Vonnegut and Mark Twain
-Jeff Tiedrich


Rich People's Worries
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump says water regulations are making it difficult for him to keep his famed mane clean.






#BREAKING: Obama Pledges No Boots On Ground In War Against Christmas. - Jeff Tiedrich



Business/Tech News






Racists Are Paranoid
Some are reacting angrily to the fact that the CEO of Sam’s Club, who is an African-American woman, talked about the importance of diversity, saying it’s evidence she discriminates against white men.


I got an abyss app for my phone and now I just gaze into that.- Jeff Tiedrich




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Thank you to all eleven people who wished AHNC a Happy Birthday! 
Thank you for remembering.



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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

Haleakala Crater, Hawaii. There are about 10 volcanoes here in Costa Rica and I have no desire to see them up close, but that's just me.

Peace.

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