At a campaign stop in Las Vegas on Monday, Republican 2016 frontrunner and former reality TV star Donald Trump told a crowd of supporters that things would have gone differently if he’d been in Paris on the night of the terror attacks that killed 130 people last month.
If this country actually elects a f*cking reality show host President it's time for a constitutional amendment forbidding Americans from ever watching TV again.- Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- France arrests three over Islamist attacks on Paris
- France uses cruise missiles against Islamic State for first time
- Saudi anti-terror coalition could share info, deploy troops
- Kerry in Moscow to push Syrian peace plan
- Putin signs law allowing Russia to overturn rulings of international rights courts
Conservatism - n. the ability to convince men who are eating, voting and arming themselves to death that they should be afraid of foreigners. - LOLGOP
LA Shuts Down Schools
Los Angeles, the second largest school district in the United States, shut down all of its schools on Tuesday after officials reported receiving an unspecified threat and ordered a search of all schools.
A Trump supporter yelled, “Light that motherf*cker on fire!,” which is also Trump’s key foreign policy proposal.- LOLGOP
My thoughts and prayers go out to the victims of thirty-five years of Republican scorched-earth policies.- Jeff Tiedrich
- Ryan: U.S. spending deal to debut on Tuesday; extension needed
- Fiorina tells dog: "Obama ate one of your cousins."
- Trump supporter yells ‘Sieg heil!’ as protester violently dragged out of Vegas rally
- CNN host grills Rev. Franklin Graham: Banning Muslim refugees is not very Christian of you
- Heidi Cruz tries to rebuild bridges her husband burned on his way to the White House
Here's the thing: Even if Trump isn't a fascist, his supporters would like him to be. - LOLGOP
Planned Parenthood Win!
A federal judge on Monday temporarily blocked Ohio officials from taking legal action against Planned Parenthood to enforce fetal tissue disposal rules, and Republican state lawmakers proposed new regulations for such disposal.
Looking forward to Jeb Bush having to spend the rest of his life hiding from the guys who gave him millions to watch him lose by 35%.- LOLGOP
Rock The Voter News
- Hillary Clinton promises 'path to full and equal citizenship' in Latino address
- Bernie Sanders pulls ad attacking Hillary Clinton, says he's running 'a positive campaign'
- Chicago teachers' union votes to authorize a strike
"I never said that."
— Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Kurt Vonnegut and Mark Twain
Rich People's Worries
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump says water regulations are making it difficult for him to keep his famed mane clean.
#BREAKING: Obama Pledges No Boots On Ground In War Against Christmas. - Jeff Tiedrich
- Oil edges up as multi-year lows trigger buying
- Feds: 3 charged in spamming scheme that targeted 60M people
- Obama opens White House doors to forge CEO alliances
- Lead levels in water prompt state of emergency in Flint, Michigan
Racists Are Paranoid
Some are reacting angrily to the fact that the CEO of Sam’s Club, who is an African-American woman, talked about the importance of diversity, saying it’s evidence she discriminates against white men.
I got an abyss app for my phone and now I just gaze into that.- Jeff Tiedrich
Thank you to all eleven people who wished AHNC a Happy Birthday!
Thank you for remembering.