Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Bernie Sanders Wants Donald Trump To Know He Also Went To The Bathroom

Phototoon by my good friend Paul. Thank you!
Bernie Sanders Wants Donald Trump To Know He Also Went To The Bathroom
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) on Tuesday deviated from his usual presidential campaign stump speech on economic inequality to note that he, like many others, is perplexed by Republican candidate Donald Trump's latest attack on Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton.

A recent poll finds that 1 out of 3 Trump supporters are just as stupid as the other 2.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The last time a Bush brother spent this much of other people's money to fail miserably, the consequences were a lot worse.- LOLGOP

General Jeb Will Fight ISIS Like WWII
Bush suggested World War II provides an example for how he’d handle the conflict in the Middle East.
“How did we handle World War II? Pretty damn good. In fact, you know, we had a — we had a force that brought stability, created opportunities for the rebuilding of both Japan and Germany in a way that benefitted us and created stability for two generations."

We have to thank Jeb Bush this Christmas for being the one thing all Americans can despise together.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Trump 39
Cruz 18
Carson 10
Rubio 10
Christie 5
Paul 4
Schlonged 4
Bush 3

A Wisconsin state representative reacted to a local shooting by offering a solution to violence: let gun owners “clean our society of scumbags.”
“Wisconsin does not have a death penalty law, but with significant practice and careful aim, law abiding citizens can help clean our society of scumbags,” 

If the news you're watching is criticizing Hillary Clinton for her daughter being pregnant you're not actually watching news.- John Fugelsang

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Half of U.S. voters would be ‘embarrassed’ to have Trump as president; the other half thinks corn dogs are hot dogs that weren't born Jewish. - LOLGOP

Texas Cuts Off HIV Prevention Services. Now, No One Will Mess With Texas!
In a notice received by Planned Parenthood Gulf Coast late Monday, an official with the Department of State Health Services informed the Houston-based provider that it would not renew its contract for HIV prevention services.

If Bernie wins the Dem nomination the best part will be Debbie Wasserman Schultz hiring Steve Harvey to award it to Hillary.- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Obamas Decide To Stay In White House Until Daughters Finish High School. - The Onion

Bill Nye Sends Warning To GOP
Science advocate Bill Nye explained on Tuesday that many parts of the United States were expected to see record temperatures over the Christmas holiday because of weather patterns associated with climate change and El Niño.
The month of December has already seen about 6,000 record-breaking warm temperatures across the United States, and experts predict that there could be dozens more before the end of the year.

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Dear Donald Trump: Without immigrants you would never have learned the word "schlong."- Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Not Only Is There A War On Women, Women Are Getting Price Gouged
It is a known fact that women get paid less than men, but a new study shows they may also be paying more for virtually the same product.
The New York City Department of Consumer Affairs revealed a sharp gap between products aimed at women and girls versus men and boys. The research shows that on average, the female versions of a product cost 7 percent more.

Joseph was engaged to Mary, then learned she's pregnant!  And you won't BELIEVE who she says the Baby Daddy is!  Today on Maury! - John Fugelsang


Happy Holidays Everyone!

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