All Hat No Cattle: Right flexes muscle ahead of Speaker vote

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Right flexes muscle ahead of Speaker vote
The conservative House Freedom Caucus on Wednesday endorsed little-known Rep. Daniel Webster (R-Fla.) for Speaker — a bold move that raises serious doubts about whether Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy can cobble together the 218 votes on the House floor he needs to be promoted.

BREAKING NEWS- McCarthy withdraw candidacy for speaker

That awkward moment when when House Republicans demand a new Speaker and then their only choices are losers, showboats, and idiots.- Tea Party Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The enemy of your enemy is also probably fighting you and your enemy in Syria. - LOLGOP

Putin Popular In Iraq
Russian President Vladimir Putin's bullish entry into the Syrian conflict has worked wonders for his popularity in neighbouring Iraq, where some await "Hajji Putin" like a saviour.

Republican Shenanigans

Everybody’s still talking about Donald Trump. A recent poll had voters describe Trump in one word, and a lot of them used the words “idiot,” “buffoon,” “clown,” and “jerk.” And those are the people voting for Trump.
Of course, they also used other words, like “Still,” “better,” “than” and “Jeb.” - Jimmy Fallon

Anti-Islam Rallies Across 20 Cities, With Guns. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
The anti-Islam sentiment that has crept into the mainstream political dialogue in recent weeks may hit a boiling point this weekend, as planned protests outside mosques and Islamic centers across the nation coincide with the commemoration of the 20th anniversary of the Million Man March in Washington, D.C.

75 percent of Americans want to raise the top tax rate. 100 percent of GOP candidates want to lower it. - LOLGOP

The Sad Results Of A Self-Lobotomy
GOP presidential candidate Ben Carson, under fire for advice about what to do when facing a gunman, late Wednesday recounted the time when a gun was pointed at him...“[A] guy comes in, put the gun in my ribs,” he added. “And I just said, ‘I believe that you want the guy behind the counter.’”

Dr. Ben Carson hosted a Facebook Q&A last night, and said the loss of gun rights is more devastating than seeing people die from gun violence. So if Ben Carson is your doctor, definitely get a second opinion. - Seth Myers

Rock The Voter News

Yesterday Hillary Clinton criticized Donald Trump during an interview on Telemundo. Clinton knew if there was one place she could criticize Trump without him finding out about it, it's on Telemundo.- Conan O'Brien

A lot of people think that when the Republican field clears it will come down to Jeb Bush and Donald Trump. Kind of like the race between the tortoise and the bad hair.- Jimmy Fallon

Business/Tech News

I worry that the Republicans' investigation of Planned Parenthood will waste time and money that could be used investigating Benghazi. - Andy Borowitz

Bleeding The Seniors Dry
Seniors have received some unpleasant news in their mailboxes in recent weeks: premiums for many Medicare prescription drug insurance plans will rise at double-digit rates next year.

"The Martian" is expected to do particularly well when it launches in China. … This movie is a natural match for China. Because not only is the planet Mars red, I believe it has more oxygen than Beijing.- Stephen Colbert