Friday, October 9, 2015

Job Opening


That awkward moment when there are 17 presidential candidates and yet not one Republican wants to be Speaker of the House.- Tea Party Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

"U.S. officials have been wondering why, according to photos, ISIS seems to have so many Toyotas. One clue seems to be ISIS's credo, 'Fanatical about Islam, sensible about gas mileage.'" –Conan O'Brien

Putin Media Blitz
Russian President Vladimir Putin and his circle have spent years criticizing what they said was Washington's calamitous 2003 military intervention in Iraq and its pernicious habit of meddling in the Middle East.
But faced with marketing their own foray into the region for the first time since the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan -- in Syria -- the Kremlin is borrowing U.S. government and broadcast tactics to replicate the media campaign that George W. Bush used to win American hearts and minds

BREAKING: After the House GOP can't decide on a new Speaker, Supreme Court issues emergency ruling giving the job to George W. Bush.- Tea Party Cat

Republican Shenanigans

Memo to Cruz, Jindal, Santorum, et al.: if God wanted you to be president, you'd already be president. That's how omnipotence works.- Jeff Tiedrich

W Is Headed To Denver For Jeb!
Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush will get some brotherly help and collect some Colorado cash when former President George W. Bush comes to Denver on Oct. 18.

America. Where our response to school shootings is to shut down schools.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Hillary Clinton unhinged her jaw and swallowed a puppy whole. Carly Fiorina's seen the video. - Jeff Tiedrich

Federal Court Says NO CLEAN WATER!
A federal court ruled Friday that President Obama’s regulation to protect small waterways from pollution cannot be enforced nationwide.

Obama should do nothing to prevent future shooting deaths of Americans, say the people now investigating #Benghazi for the 7th time. - Richard Hine

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300 million guns still not quite enough to keep Americans safe, says NRA. - The Daily Edge

D.C. Soap Opera
Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-N.C.) on Friday morning thanked fellow House Republicans for their support after they received emails from a conservative activist alleging she had an affair with Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.).

Business/Tech News

My favorite Bible story is when Jesus welcomed the moneylenders back into the temple, explaining that they were too big to fail. - Jeff Tiedrich

PC Sales Down
Shipments of personal computers continued to slide during the third quarter, as the rise in the U.S. dollar made devices more expensive to purchase in other countries, say analyst reports from Gartner and IDC.

In 50 years, the Ice Bucket Challenge will mean trying to find a bucket's worth of ice in the Arctic.-



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

TGIF! It is base jumping in Patagonia of course!


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