Monday, September 7, 2015

Happy Labor Day! I labored for you!


Chris Wallace Presses Cheney on Iran: Didn’t You ‘Leave President Obama with a Mess’?
Former Vice President Dick Cheney and his daughter Liz appeared on Fox News Sunday today to talk about their foreign policy-focused book that includes lots of criticisms of President Obama in this particular arena.

If you're working on Labor Day, thank a conservative.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

War on Christmas. War on cops. War on Christianity. I tell you, it's totally exhausting, being on the left.- Jeff Tiedrich

Bye Bye Humvee, Hello JLTV.
First there was the Jeep, then came the Humvee. Now the US military has a new all-purpose vehicle that’s destined to become another emblem of American fighting power: the JLTV.

Republican Shenanigans

It's not fair that Sarah Palin expects everyone to speak her language when she is the only one who understands it.- Andy Borowitz

Has Jade Helm Gone Incognito?
Evidence of operation Jade Helm is not visible to people living in Bastrop County. U.S. Army officials said troops are training for unconventional warfare in places like Bastrop County near Austin.

Today Donald Trump signed a loyalty pledge to the Republican Party saying that he would endorse for president whoever wins the Republican nomination and would not run as a third-party candidate as he has threatened to in the past. And I'll tell you something. When Donald Trump makes a vow, he keeps it. Ask any of his wives, they will tell you.- Jimmy Kimmel

The Word Salad Is Best Served Cold
Former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin said on Sunday that immigrants should speak “American” while visiting the United States.

Christianity can be expressed in a variety of ways. At the Vatican, it's by offering to take in refugee families, and in Kentucky, it's by refusing to issue marriage licenses.- Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

As thousands of refugees seek haven in Europe, the American media asks: what do you think of the Tom Brady decision?- Andy Borowitz

Trump Unifies GOP Asses By Being The Most Popular Ass In The GOP
Donald Trump insults and exaggerates.
He dismisses the need for public policy ideas, gets confused about world affairs and sometimes says things that flat out aren't true.
And the cheers from his supporters only grow louder.

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Happy Labor Day. Remember, starting tomorrow you can no longer wear white. Sorry, brides and confederate flag rally attendees.- OhNoSheTwitnt

Business/Tech News

I saw that during a town hall in Miami this week, Jeb Bush attacked Donald Trump in both Spanish and English. And later that night, Donald Trump responded in both English and much, much louder English.- Jimmy Fallon

Hillary Wants More Debates
Hillary Clinton indicated on Saturday that she would be open to participating in more debates with her primary challengers if the Democratic National Committee decides to schedule more contests.

I heard about a new trend where people make marijuana-infused wine. They say it's the first wine that pairs well with EVERY food.- Jimmy Fallon


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