All Hat No Cattle: White House Warns Congress After Stock Market Nose Dive

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Amid market turmoil, WH warns against a 'self-inflicted wound'
A White House spokesman on Monday sought to soothe public fears amid dramatic volatility in U.S. stock markets, while delivering a warning to Congress to avoid a "self-inflicted wound."

Weather tip - if Donald Trump is wearing the baseball cap it means it's slightly windy outside.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

22 million emails deleted by the Bush/Cheney White House. Now please forget you read this and be outraged at Hillary Clinton. - your media.- John Fugelsang

Israel Denied Entry Into U.S. Visa Waiver Program
Last year, some members of Congress attempted to pass legislation that would admit Israel into the U.S. Visa Waiver Program. The State Department pushed back, noting that because of Israel’s long history of discrimination against Americans of Arab descent, they do not meet the program's key requirement of reciprocity.

Birther movement is "politer way of saying the n-word" - Ken Burns, Documentarian

Republican Shenanigans

Ted Cruz just said liberal people are persecuting Christian people by not letting them persecute lgbt people.- John Fugelsang

Jeb! Alienates Latinos AND Asians In One Felled Swoop!
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush attempted to clarify his remarks about "anchor babies" during a stop near the U.S. border with Mexico on Monday, saying Asian immigrants are really more of the problem.

Donald Trump had an interview with CNN in the lobby of the Trump Tower Hotel this week, and apparently someone yelled, "You'll never win the Latino vote." And then immediately, Trump had the guy deported over to La Quinta Hotel.- Jimmy Fallon

Arrest Hillary Clinton for using her private email while working at State just like Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell did.- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Mittens Considering A Run, Again? Or Not?
Colorful former Trump adviser Roger Stone thinks 2012 Republican nominee Mitt Romney is thinking about getting back in the presidential race. Stone tweeted his suspicion, and told CNN he had heard that Romney was considering a run from his sources.

There's no border wall Donald Trump can build that's big enough to hide America's giant 'Help Wanted' sign.- John Fugelsang

Republicans don't always like celebrities but when they do the celebrities tend have said awful things about minorities. Total coincidence.- LOLGOP

GOP Worried Trump Is Not Talking In Code
Republicans are increasingly worried that Donald Trump’s candidacy will hurt the party’s quest to maintain the Senate majority in 2016.
The real estate mogul’s controversial comments on immigration could cause a trickle-down effect and haunt Republican Senate candidates, party strategists say.

Scott Walker says Obama should teach the Chinese a lesson by canceling their state visit. Historians take note, this is the first time Walker has shown support for teaching.- Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

What could possibly make Americans believe that a Bush brother doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt.- LOLGOP

Bush Mocks Trump's Wall
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush once seemed a natural to navigate the political minefields of the immigration issue, given his marriage to a Mexican-born American, his vast experience in Central America and his fluency in Spanish.

I want to publish a photography book of very recently born babies and call it 'Not Cute Yet.'- John Fugelsang