Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Stephen Colbert: ‘I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly’


Stephen Colbert: ‘I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly’ 
“I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly,” Colbert told TV writers here Monday on a panel about the CBS late-night show he begins hosting Sept. 8. “But I have no venue. So now I’m just dry-Trumping.
“I just pray he will still be in the race on Sept. 8, that he doesn’t do anything dangerous like ride motorcycles. I light a candle for him every night – and I hope it doesn’t get near his hair.”

I needed that shot of Colbert comedy.

The GOP should run a strong gust of wind for the nomination because that's the only thing that actually scares Donald Trump.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Bush ducked 2 shoes. His only success in Iraq.

Jeb Blames Hillary For IS
In a speech on foreign policy he will give Tuesday, Republican presidential hopeful Jeb Bush is slated to condemn his Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton for what he believes was her role in events that contributed to the ascent of the Islamic State militant group.

Ever notice that when you don't want to pay to educate poor children you wind up paying to incarcerate poor dropouts?- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump is like the 'Rocky Balboa' of politics. He is a winner." - Michele Bachmann

The glasses didn't make him look smarter after all.

The First GOP Casualty?
Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry has stopped paying his 2016 presidential campaign's staff in the key early primary state of South Carolina, amid flagging polling numbers and sluggish fundraising.

Rick Perry's campaign has been given a death sentence and you know how Rick Perry feels about death sentences.- LOLGOP

#FergusonTaughtMe that people who never EVER trust the govt will trust it 100% anytime another unarmed black man is shot.- John Fugelsang

Obummer Is Taking Away Ferguson's Toys
The city of Ferguson, Missouri, is being forced by the Obama administration to return two military vehicles that it obtained from the Pentagon, amid widespread concern and criticism over the deployment on American streets of equipment intended for war zones.

Nothing says white privilege more than heavily armed Oath Keepers wandering into #Ferguson and not getting shot dead.- Jeff Tiedrich

Rock The Voter News

Trump is a hero to many Republicans for taking a strong, principled stand against the concept of basic human decency.- Frank Coniff

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If making a pact with Satan was actually possible every crap Goth & Metal band would have platinum albums by now.- John Fugelsang

Business/Tech News

"Reagan? That awful actor? He can't win."
"Bush? That chimp moron? He can't win."
"Donald Trump? That buffoon? He can't ... uh oh."- Jeff Tiedrich

The USA Could Have Nice Trains Instead Of A Bloated Military
 Indonesia's top development official said the government is studying proposals from China and Japan for construction of a high-speed rail line and expects to announce the outcome later this month.

A new study suggests Shakespeare smoked marijuana. "To be, or not to be" was all the evidence they needed.- Warren Holstein



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Difficult Wet Folding Technique Allows This Vietnamese Artist Hoàng Tiến Quyết To Create Curved Origami.


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