Thursday, April 30, 2015

White House On A Possible Military Takeover Of Texas: Um, No

White House On A Possible Military Takeover Of Texas: Um, No
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest was asked to weigh in on Texas Gov. Greg Abbott's (R) request that the State Guard monitor the training exercise to ensure that Texans' "safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed."
"I have no idea what he’s thinking," Earnest said

If you believe gay marriage will cause the Rapture, shouldn't you be FOR gay marriage?- Tina Dupuy

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

As America’s Best Christian™ I’m praying for all the people in Nepal.  Because sending them water and medical supplies costs money. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Pakistan Sends Meat To Nepal's Hindus
Pakistan is being widely criticized for its show of insensitivity by sending beef to the grief stricken survivors in Nepal, who belong to Hindu religion which believes Cow as mother and a sacred animal and eating beef is most condemnable thing. Pakistan’s 'relief' of Beef Masala has turned into 'agony' for grief-stricken Nepal earthquake survivors.

Sarah Palin announces she's running for president in 2018. - Frank The Doorman Tweet

Should we take Bernie Sanders seriously? He's no birther. He's never turned on his one big bill or shut down the government. Not named Bush.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Maybe it's time Christian conservatives started caring more about innocent people being shot by cops than how working moms spend Food Stamps. - The Daily Edge

Justice Roberts Sides With Liberals
A divided Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that states can ban judicial candidates from personally asking for campaign contributions, in a decision aimed at protecting the impartiality of elected judges.

Rand Paul blames violent crime on absentee fathers.
RELATED: Rand Paul's drunk son arrested for airport assault. - The Daily Edge

People with stick figures of children on your car: How come you can peel off decals but can't roll down condoms? - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Did Jeb Bush Just Commit Political Suicide?
 Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush declared Wednesday that 11 million immigrants in the country illegally should have an opportunity to stay, wading yet again into his party's contentious immigrant debate.

Rock The Voter News

New Crazy Drug In Florida
One man ran naked through a Florida neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree and told police he was the mythical god Thor. Another ran nude down a busy city street in broad daylight, convinced a pack of German shepherds was pursuing him.

When do you call a white kid a thug? When you can't see his skin color under his hoodie. - Kona Lowell

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Bernie Sanders' announcement for president marks the first time the word "Socialist" has ever been used correctly on Fox News.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

The Apple watch won't work properly on some tattooed wrists. Especially ones that say "Bill Gates Rulz!"- Daily Show Tweet

It's Obama's Fault! Said No Republican About This.
Applications for U.S. jobless benefits declined last week to the lowest level in 15 years, showing employers view a first-quarter slowdown in the economy is probably temporary.

NFL will end its tax exempt status. Still maintains exemption from the laws of brain science.- Daily Show Tweet



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

A closeup of a hummingbird.


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