Thursday, February 26, 2015

This Is What Republican Control Of Congress Looks Like

This Is What Republican Control Of Congress Looks Like
For John Boehner and Mitch McConnell, the honeymoon is over.
The 114th Congress was supposed to be a Golden Era for the Republicans to flex their muscle in the twilight of Barack Obama's presidency with their largest congressional majority in generations.

Poll: Americans Divided Over What Wild Animal They Would Like To See Congress Mauled By. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Congress' Approval Rating No Longer Detectable by Current Technology. - Andy Borowitz

Bill O'Reilly Lied About Nuns?
For the second time in as many days, Media Matters for America on Wednesday released a report detailing "an apparent fabrication" by O'Reilly.
The latest round of scrutiny is over a claim by O'Reilly that he witnessed the murder of nuns in El Salvador.

Bill O'Reilly fans agree- a lie isn't a lie if it makes you feel good.- John Fugelsang

My favorite story in the Bible is when Jesus fed 5,000 by passing out bootstraps and telling them to get a job.- LOLGOP

Meanwhile, Back In Gaza
The rebuilding of homes, schools and hospitals in Gaza could take more than a century to complete unless an Israeli blockade restricting imports of construction materials into the Gaza Strip is lifted...

Conservatism. The civil rights movement for people who already have all the rights.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Republicans Unlearning Facts Learned in Third Grade to Compete in Primary. - Andy Borowitz

Trump For Prez!!! Yawn.
Businessman Donald Trump is ramping up efforts for a 2016 presidential run, adding to a growing pool of potential Republican candidates, the Washington Post reported on Wednesday.

Why is John Boehner's job security more important than our nation's homeland security?- Frank Sharry Tweet

Rock The Voter News

Dems. VOTE!
President Barack Obama urged Americans frustrated with the lack of progress on immigration reform to voice their discontent at the ballot box, lamenting the dismal turnout in last November's midterm elections.

We'll build a pipe for Canada's oil if we get Canada's universal health care, same-sex marriage & zero reproductive restrictions.- LOLGOP

 Click here for The Charmed Time

Poll: Americans Favor Legalizing Pot and Criminalizing Congress- Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

A new CBS News poll shows Chris Christie is ranked ninth out of all Republican presidential candidates. He's just behind Bobby Jindal and just ahead of a gun wearing a cowboy hat.- Seth Myers

Google Invests In Solar Projects
 SolarCity Corp on Thursday said it created a $750 million fund to finance about 25,000 residential solar projects, with Google Inc investing nearly half the funding.



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Birling Gap, East Sussex, England. I don't think this is suitable for cliff diving.


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