This Is What Republican Control Of Congress Looks Like
For John Boehner and Mitch McConnell, the honeymoon is over.
The 114th Congress was supposed to be a Golden Era for the Republicans to flex their muscle in the twilight of Barack Obama's presidency with their largest congressional majority in generations.
Poll: Americans Divided Over What Wild Animal They Would Like To See Congress Mauled By. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- NY Man Allegedly Offered To 'Shoot Obama' In Cheerful Message To ISIL
- Suicide bomb strikes top NATO envoy team in Afghanistan
- 'Jihadi John' from Islamic State beheading videos unmasked as Londoner
- Ukraine crisis prompts German debate on restocking military
- U.S. deserter needs Iraq war crimes evidence to be refugee: EU court
Congress' Approval Rating No Longer Detectable by Current Technology. - Andy Borowitz
Bill O'Reilly Lied About Nuns?
For the second time in as many days, Media Matters for America on Wednesday released a report detailing "an apparent fabrication" by O'Reilly.
The latest round of scrutiny is over a claim by O'Reilly that he witnessed the murder of nuns in El Salvador.
Bill O'Reilly fans agree- a lie isn't a lie if it makes you feel good.- John Fugelsang
My favorite story in the Bible is when Jesus fed 5,000 by passing out bootstraps and telling them to get a job.- LOLGOP
Meanwhile, Back In Gaza
The rebuilding of homes, schools and hospitals in Gaza could take more than a century to complete unless an Israeli blockade restricting imports of construction materials into the Gaza Strip is lifted...
Conservatism. The civil rights movement for people who already have all the rights.- LOLGOP
- Sarah Palin is selling $35 'I Stand With Bibi' T-shirts
- Nevada Republican says cancer is a fungus you can flush out with salt water
- Rand Paul slams Clinton: Benghazi 'preclude[s] her from even being considered for higher office'
- GOP may need House Dems to help resolve DHS funding impasse
Republicans Unlearning Facts Learned in Third Grade to Compete in Primary. - Andy Borowitz
Trump For Prez!!! Yawn.
Businessman Donald Trump is ramping up efforts for a 2016 presidential run, adding to a growing pool of potential Republican candidates, the Washington Post reported on Wednesday.
Why is John Boehner's job security more important than our nation's homeland security?- Frank Sharry Tweet
Rock The Voter News
President Barack Obama urged Americans frustrated with the lack of progress on immigration reform to voice their discontent at the ballot box, lamenting the dismal turnout in last November's midterm elections.
DEAL FOR GOP:
We'll build a pipe for Canada's oil if we get Canada's universal health care, same-sex marriage & zero reproductive restrictions.- LOLGOP
Poll: Americans Favor Legalizing Pot and Criminalizing Congress- Andy Borowitz
- Consumer Prices Plunge 0.7 Percent on Cheaper Gas Costs
- Jobless claims surge 31000 to 313000
- U.S. refinery strike continues with no steps toward settlement
- Morgan Stanley to pay $2.6 bln to settle mortgage-bond claims
A new CBS News poll shows Chris Christie is ranked ninth out of all Republican presidential candidates. He's just behind Bobby Jindal and just ahead of a gun wearing a cowboy hat.- Seth Myers
Google Invests In Solar Projects
SolarCity Corp on Thursday said it created a $750 million fund to finance about 25,000 residential solar projects, with Google Inc investing nearly half the funding.
- Facebook conspiracy theorists fooled by even the most obvious anti-science trolling: study
- God Bless This Great Nation: Four More Years of the Kardashians
- Hungarian village for rent, comes with deputy mayor's post
- Shares of South Korean contraceptive makers surge after court scraps adultery ban
- NYC trucker accused of avoiding toll with device inspired by James Bond
Time To Deflate Photo
Birling Gap, East Sussex, England. I don't think this is suitable for cliff diving.