All Hat No Cattle: More Measles Reported In U.S.

More measles cases tied to Disneyland, Illinois day care
The number of U.S. measles cases this year has risen to 141, with most of the new illnesses tied to outbreaks at Disneyland in California and an Illinois day care center.

Twenty new cases were added Tuesday to the tally by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: 10 in California from the Disneyland outbreak, 8 from the suburban Chicago outbreak at a day care center, and two unrelated cases in Nevada.

"Rand Paul and Chris Christie both said vaccinations should be a choice, not a government mandate. Because when have Republicans ever told people what they could do with their own bodies?" –Bill Maher

The Department of Homeland Security runs out of funds in 11 days, but at least Republicans aren't letting it cut short their 15-day vacation. - Tea Party Cat

Whitey Wannabe Disses Black Prez
Conservative activist and convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza on Wednesday raised the bar for his incomprehensible Twitter feed, tweeting a photo of President Obama with the message, "YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF THE GHETTO."

BREAKING: No plagues of homosexuals falling from the sky since gay marriage allowed in Alabama.- Tea Party Cat

GOP Still Messing With Iran: From Iran/Contra to GOP/Israel
Mistrust between the Obama administration and Benjamin Netanyahu has widened even further in recent days because of U.S. suspicion that the Israeli prime minister has authorized leaks of details about the U.S. nuclear talks with Iran.

Goldilocks Bush:

My dad invaded Iraq too little.

My brother did it too much.

I'll invade Iraq just right! - LOLGOP

Republican Bra Holster Tragedy
Law enforcement officials in Michigan said that they learned this week that an elected Republican official who had recently shot herself to death had been adjusting her bra holster when the accident occurred.

A recent poll shows that New Jersey residents feel Hillary Clinton has the "right look" to be president, while Chris Christie does not. Then today, Christie was spotted at JCPenney, trying on pantsuits.- Seth Myers

From Imaginary Birth Certificates To Imaginary Hand Signals
President Barack Obama has moved beyond the “terrorist fist jab” with another hand gesture that conservatives believe proves he is, in fact, a Muslim.

Writing for The American Thinker website, the blogger and Islamophobic author F.W. Burleigh closely examines a photograph of Obama taken in August during a meeting with African dignitaries.

"Is President Obama a Muslim? A lot has been written about this."

--American Thinker (not the best-named outfit) - Zandar Tweet