Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Bill O'Reilly threatens N.Y. Times reporter

Fox News host Bill O'Reilly threatened a New York Times reporter on Monday night, promising to come after the reporter "with everything I have" if he felt that any of the reporter's coverage about his Falklands war controversy was inappropriate.

If Bill O'Reilly gets discredited enough, Fox News will just use him as its "liberal."- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

GOP: If Obama loved America, he'd put more troops at risk and duplicate the strategy that created ISIS in the first place.- LOLGOP

UFD's (Unidentified Flying Drones): Spotted Over Paris
 At least five drones were spotted flying over central Paris landmarks during the night and police were unable to catch the operators, sources close to the probe said on Tuesday.

If you're unfairly called racist for criticizing Obama you now know how it felt to be called UnAmerican for criticizing W.- John Fugelsang

Burning Down The Library In Mosul
While the world was watching the Academy Awards ceremony, the people of Mosul were watching a different show. They were horrified to see ISIS members burn the Mosul public library. Among the many thousands of books it housed, more than 8,000 rare old books and manuscripts were burned.

Republican Shenanigans

Clearly Obama has bungled George W. Bush's great victories in Afghanistan and Iraq, so who better to win them back again than Jeb Bush?- Tea Party Cat

Red State Turns Green
On Tuesday, Alaska became the first red state to legally allow the possession, gifting, and growing of marijuana.

The legal change comes after Alaska voters in November approved a ballot initiative that fully legalized marijuana in the northernmost state. 

Skipping over stories about Jeb Bush's wife because I'm sure the GOP won't have anything to say about the Democratic nominee's spouse.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

GOP Arguing On How To Shut Down DHS
 Divided Republicans are searching for a way out of an impasse over immigration that is threatening to shut down the Homeland Security Department within days.

This week Wal-Mart announced that it will increase its employees' hourly wages by 40 percent. Workers are pretty excited because they'll finally make enough money to shop at Target. - Jimmy Fallon

 Click here for The Charmed Time

While Republicans are mad at Obama for refusing to call terrorists Islamic, I am mad at Obama for refusing to call Republicans assholes.- Andy Borowitz

Secret Tunnel In Toronto?
A sophisticated tunnel has been discovered near a major sporting venue and a university in Toronto, reports said Monday, with Canada on edge over the threat of possible extremist attacks.

Business/Tech News

The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?- David Letterman

Nyet To Polish Cheese
The Russian consumer watchdog Rospotrebnadzor said on Monday it had suspended all imports of cheese from Poland due to irregularities in "normative requirements".

Wife: It says here on this website, women use over 70% more words than men.

Husband: Really. - Jokeblogger.com



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

An Alpaca near the world's tallest active volcano, Cotopaxi in Ecuador.


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