All Hat No Cattle: Bush Team Sets Bold Fundraising Goal: $100 Million in Three Months

Bush Team Sets Bold Fundraising Goal: $100 Million in Three Months
Jeb Bush's allies are setting a fundraising goal of $100 million in the first three months of this year—including a whopping $25 million haul in Florida—in an effort to winnow the potential Republican presidential primary field with an audacious display of financial strength.

Jeb Bush may run for President. Bush Presidencies are like 'Caddyshack' movies. They should have stopped with one. –David Letterman

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

I wonder what al Qaeda's satirical magazine would look like.- Lizz Winstead Tweet

Weird how the guys who think they're so tough on terror didn't stop 9/11, didn't get bin Laden and bungled us into a mire in Iraq.- LOLGOP

Violence Works
Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten, which angered Muslims by publishing cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad 10 years ago, will not republish Charlie Hebdo's cartoons due to security concerns, the only major Danish newspaper not to do so.

"It shows that violence works," the newspaper stated in its editorial on Friday.

For the cost of the Iraq War, we could made college tuition free for every American for decades. - LOLGOP

Saudi Arabia Flogs Journalist
A liberal activist sentenced to prison and flogging in Saudi Arabia underwent the first round of 50 lashes in public after Friday prayers, rights watchdog Amnesty International said.

Republican Shenanigans

That awkward moment when Republicans say “Not All Cops” and then blame ALL ONE BILLION MUSLIMS for Charlie Hebdo.- Tea Party Cat

Fox ~~News~~ Noise
Fox News anchor Shannon Bream on Wednesday pondered how observers would've known that the gunmen who perpetuated the terrorist attack on French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo were bad guys if they didn't know what their skin color was.

New Ten Commandments monument set up at Oklahoma statehouse
A new Ten Commandments monument was installed on Oklahoma state capitol grounds on Thursday to replace a previous one that was destroyed when a man drove his car into it.

Hi, it's cold and I don't read much so that proves 97% of the world's scientists are wrong about climate change.- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Republicans are as mad at Obama when good things happen as we were at Bush when terrible things happened, all the time, for 8 years.- LOLGOP

After Obama proposed offering free tuition at community college, Ted Cruz introduced a bill raising community college tuition to $1 million.- Tea Party Cat

“I feel like Bush presidencies are like ‘Godfather’ films. You should stop at two.” – David Letterman

Next on Fox News: Charlie Hebdo perpetrators killed, though House GOP investigating whether they died to cover up Obama's role in it.- Tea Party Cat

Business/Tech News

EVERYONE KNOWS: If you give poor people a break, they get lazy. If you give rich people a break, jobs explode from their every orifice.- LOLGOP

Keystone Pipeline OK'd By Nebraska
A decision by the Nebraska Supreme Court on Friday clearing the way for the Keystone XL crude oil pipeline through the state means President Barack Obama can no longer delay the project, the top Republican in the U.S. House of Representatives said.

Keystone XL is the Justin Bieber underwear ad of jobs plans. Even if it works, it's terrible for the environment.- LOLGOP