Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Jeb Bush Announces That He's Thinking About Running For President

Jeb Bush Will 'Actively Explore the Possibility of Running for President'
Jeb Bush announced this morning that he will "actively explore the possibility of running for president of the United States."

The former Florida governor, 61, said he made the decision over the Thanksgiving holiday in consultation with his family.

When has one of George H.W. Bush's kids trying to redeem their dad's legacy ever gone wrong?- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

That awkward moment when Cheney says "we needed to torture to stop another 9/11" and Obama stopped torture and another 9/11 didn't happen.- Top Conservative Cat

Remember Ebola, The Disease Republicans Were Obsessed With Before The Election?
 Sierra Leone is planning a house-to-house search for hidden Ebola cases in the capital and surrounding areas, which currently account for more than half of the country's new infections.

"After more than 13 years, our combat mission in Afghanistan will be over. This month, America’s war in Afghanistan will come to a responsible end." —President Obama to our troops at Fort Dix

Sorry, Fox News, but comparing Elizabeth Warren to Ted Cruz is like comparing an intelligent human being to Ted Cruz.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Jeb Bush: America's economy is almost recovered enough for another Bush to ruin it.- LOLGOP

We Should Be Afraid Of Dick Cheney!
Jon Stewart came away from The Daily Show on Monday with a greater appreciation for former Vice President Dick Cheney’s boss after watching Cheney’s interview with NBC host Chuck Todd.

“George W. Bush, thank you for not dying while you were in office,” Stewart said to the former president.

“Oh, it doesn’t matter who wins.” Well, in Florida the Democrat lost the race for governor by 66,000 votes. And if he’d won, 700,000 poor Floridians would have gotten health insurance under the Obamacare Medicaid expansion that Republican governors block. So, it would have mattered to them.  - Bill Maher

The last time the GOP won without a Bush on the ticket we got a Nixon. Before Nixon, Hoover. So you can see why they don't buy evolution.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

During his weekly address, Pope Francis assured the crowd that all animals go to heaven. Then cats said, “Have you met us?”- Jimmy Fallon

NYC Police Attempt At Public Relations
New York's police union is showing its displeasure with Mayor Bill de Blasio and the head of the city council by starting a campaign to keep the two politicians away from funerals of fallen officers.

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The Justice Department ruled that Native American tribes are allowed to grow and sell marijuana on reservations. This decision was hailed as a victory by Native American leader Giggling Eagle.- Conan O'Brien

What Was Greenpeace Thinking?
Members of the environmental activist group Greenpeace face criminal and civil charges in Peru for leaving their own footprints on one of the country’s historical monuments while calling for lower carbon footprints...

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President Mitt McCain has halted all work on renewable energy, but we have built a one-trillion-dollar, coal-powered, electrified fence on the border to keep out the one Mexican who still wants to get here.- Bill Maher

What Is Congress Smoking?
Congress dealt a historic blow to the United States' decades-long war on drugs Saturday with the passage of the federal spending bill, which contains protections for medical marijuana and industrial hemp operations in states where they are legal.

The spending bill includes an amendment that prohibits the Department of Justice from using funds to go after state-legal medical cannabis programs. 

Homeland Security Czar Ted Cruz  has deported all 12 million illegals. So, now we have no fruit.  - Bill Maher

Lou Reed, Mick Jagger and David Bowie hanging out at Café Royale, 1973



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Maintenance on the Eiffel Tower, 1937.


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