Friday, November 7, 2014

Jon Stewart describes Democratic Party’s midterm strategy as ‘D*ckless H. Chickensh*t’

Jon Stewart said on Thursday’s Daily Show that Democrats’ midterm election strategy, flawed as it was, had historical roots.

Scientists discover that knuckle dragging is the main cause of painfully poor spelling on the Internet.-

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

I should never have blessed America. - TheGoodGodAbove tweet

Obama and Putin?
The Kremlin says Russian President Vladimir Putin and President Barack Obama may meet during international summits next week, although no talks have been officially planned

Republican Shenanigans

Hey @SarahPalinUSA, if God wants Obama impeached, why did he allow him to win reelection? Or get elected in the first place?- Will McEvoy tweet

Where The Boys Homeless Are
A 90-year-old homeless advocate arrested on Sunday for giving away free food in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, received a second citation on Wednesday, reported news outlet Local 10.

When the Comedy God closes a Michele Bachmann door, He opens a Joni Erst window.- John Fugelsang

Thou shalt not blame women's clothing or women for why you violate them. - TheGoodGodAbove tweet

Rock The Voter News

No Marriage For You! The U.S. Must Regulate Sex!
A Federal appeals court Thursday allowed four states to prohibit same-sex unions, arguing that bans on same-sex marriage were rational because the government had a duty to regulate sex and its consequences.

For-Profit Colleges Sue Obama
A group representing for-profit colleges on Thursday filed a lawsuit against the Obama administration's new gainful employment rules that aim to protect students from lackluster degrees and huge debt loads.

If the Supreme Court treats gay people w/ the same respect as corporations, they won't be able to marry but they will be able to F everyone.- LOLGOP

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Compromise: Instead of Canadian oil, the Keystone Pipeline will send Canadian-style health care through America.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

Illinois Is About To Get Fracked
Illinois lawmakers signed off Thursday on long-awaited rules regulating high-volume oil and gas drilling, clearing the way for companies to get "fracking" permits and unleash what they hope will be an energy boom in the southern part of the state.

We'd probably need four President Bushes for them to catch up with the jobs created under Obama.- LOLGOP



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

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