Thursday, July 31, 2014

There is a BILLION dollar stockpile of US weapons in Israel

U.S. Has Sold Ammunition to Israel Since Start of Gaza Conflict
In the last week the U.S. has provided Israel with tank rounds and illumination rounds for grenade launchers requested as part of a foreign military arms sale.   The weapons came from a $1 billion stockpile of ammunition stored by the U.S. military in Israel for that country’s use if needed for an emergency.

A BILLION dollar stockpile of  US weapons in Israel? Gaza is going to be nothing more than a hole in the ground.

BREAKING: House GOP to impeach Obama “for failing to bring peace to the Middle East.”- Top Conservative Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

In Siberia locals recently discovered a giant hole in the ground. Now two more Siberian holes have appeared. Scientists don't know what's causing these holes. Astronomers blame falling meteorites. Archaeologists blame underground gas explosions. Fox News blames Obamacare. Mel Gibson blames Jewish people.- Craig Ferguson

Bush #43 Writes Biography of Bush #41: Saddam Tried To Kill My Daddy
His paintings made news worldwide, but it turns out that former President George W. Bush has been working on another, highly personal project since leaving the White House: He has quietly completed a biography of his father, former President George H.W. Bush.

The only people who want Sarah Palin to run for POTUS are smart liberals, gullible conservatives & every comedian I know.- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Rand Paul knows what it's like to be a minority. He's a white libertarian male who doesn't currently own a vaporizer. - LOLGOP

Pro-Lifers Protest Abortion Where No Abortions Are Offered

Anti-abortion activists in Minnesota are protesting outside of a new Planned Parenthood affiliate in Richfield despite the fact that the facility doesn’t offer abortion procedures, Cosmopolitan reported.

If you've read a book or two about science, you are probably a liberal.- The Everlasting GOP Stoppers

Rock The Voter News

CIA Admits Spying On Senate
CIA employees improperly accessed computers used by the Senate Intelligence Committee to compile a report on the agency’s now defunct detention and interrogation program, an internal CIA investigation has determined.

If the CIA is willing to admit they illegally spied on Senate staffers, one only wonders what they aren't admitting. - Matt Laslo tweet

Republicans snarl about "amnesty" like it's a leprosy when it's the one part of the Reagan legacy that appeals to non-Fox viewers.- LOLGOP

GOP Vacay Time Replaces Crisis At The Border
House Republicans abruptly abandoned a bill to address the immigration crisis on the U.S.-Mexico border Thursday after last-minute maneuvering failed to lock down sufficient conservative support.

Irony: A Republican spilling the beans that would put Bush and Cheney and possibly Queen Elizabeth in jail.
A Republican lawmaker renewed his call for the release of 28 redacted pages from the investigative report into the 9/11 terrorist attacks — which a left-wing fringe group claims implicates the British monarchy.

Here's a copy of the redacted report I found!

The TSA is offering a $5,000 reward for the best idea on how to speed up airport security lines. So far the best idea is making a line for people who know what they're doing and another line for people who have never been to an airport before.- Jimmy Fallon

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If this GOP congress was on Survivor, no one would ever leave the island.- Lizz Winstead

Boehner Threatens Obama Not To Help The Border Crisis While He's On Vacay. Leaves The Scent of Impeachment In The Air.
House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner said on Thursday that any unilateral steps by President Barack Obama on immigration would make matters worse and add to a "legacy of lawlessness."

WHY THIS IS SAD: Children on the border really do need help. Our immigration system really is broken. And we really do need a non-joke GOP.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

Maybe GOP could muster a vote on suing the children at the border.- Lizz Winstead

Unions Win. GOP Governor Doesn't.
The fight over Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker's signature policy achievement, a law effectively ending collective bargaining for most public employees, ended Thursday with the state Supreme Court declaring it to be constitutional.

A company in India is releasing the first-ever “smart shoe” that connects with Google Maps to track your footsteps. “Merry Christmas,” said your wife.- Seth Myers

According to French officials, the gardens at the Louvre have become overrun with rats. Officials later apologized and promised to refer to us as Americans in the future.- Seth Myers



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

El Camino del Rey (King's pathway), Málaga, Spain.
I would be wearing a parachute, just in case.


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