Friday, April 29, 2016

What scares conservatives?


Cincinnati mayor now glad GOP rejected convention bid: ‘We’ve seen the violence at Trump rallies’
Officials in Cincinnati were disappointed when the Republicans rejected their bid to host the 2016 convention — but they’re now grateful after Donald Trump and his supporters have signaled violence could be possible.



"This election is heading into the home stretch and it seems like the whole world is watching. In fact, I read that sales for Donald Trump piñatas have been soaring recently. Or as Donald Trump put it, 'Told you I could make the Mexicans pay for something!'" –Jimmy Fallon





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"ISIS has reportedly started rolling out 'reductions in benefits' to try to cut down costs. And now al-Qaeda is trying to compete with them by launching 'Osamacare.'" –Seth Meyers






Protesters Greet Trump
Hundreds of demonstrators descended on the California Republican Convention Friday to protest Donald Trump ahead of his speech there.
Protesters -- some of whom wore bandanas over their faces and carried Mexican flags -- blocked off the road in front of the Hyatt Regency here, forcing the GOP front-runner's motorcade to pull over along a concrete median outside the hotel's back entrance. Trump and his entourage got out and walked into the building.



"Women for Trump"? I haven't been this bewildered since I first heard about gay Republicans.- goldengateblond tweet







Republican Shenanigans



"During his victory speech last night Donald Trump dismissed the idea of facing a contested convention, saying, 'As far as I'm concerned, it's over.' And by 'it,' I assume he means civilization as we know it." –Seth Meyers




Hey Americans With Pre-existing Conditions, The GOP Wants To Make Healthcare Harder For You!
U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Paul Ryan called on Wednesday for an end to Obamacare’s financial protections for people with serious medical conditions, saying these consumers should be placed in state high-risk pools.










Jeez, poor David Brooks is beside himself over the party losing its base. It's almost like 35 years of tax cuts for the rich hasn't worked. - John Fugelsang





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"Sir, the GOP base is revolting!"
David Brooks looks up from his martini: "Yes, they are -- and they smell bad, too." - Jeff Tiedrich



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"Over the weekend, Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump a loose cannon and said, 'Loose cannons tend to misfire.' Trump was like, 'My cannon works just fine, I guarantee you, there's no problem. I've already discussed this.'" –Jimmy Fallon




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You can't stand up for Main St if you're on all fours for Wall St.- John Fugelsang


Loyal Customer Robs Bank
A "loyal customer" waited in line at a Wells Fargo Thursday for his turn to rob the bank.
A teller said the suspect waited in line until another customer had finished his or her business. The robber, wielding a steak knife, slipped a note to the teller written on a yellow legal pad that said he was robbing the bank.


Memes need spell check, especially if they're from the GOP.



Let me tell you what I wish I’d known
When I was young and dreamed of glory:
You have no control:
Who lives, who dies, who tells your story.
-Will McAvoy





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I hope this photo soothed your soul, it did mine.

Peace.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Google Thinks Melania Trump's GQ Cover Is Too Sexually Explicit


Yesterday, I received an email from Google saying I had sexually explicit material on http://all-hat-no-cattle.blogspot.in/2016/02/trump-warns-iowans-cruz-will-destroy.html . And that  I was in violation of their AdSense rules. I immediately thought I was hacked and that some sicko put porn on that page.



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Well, much to my surprise it was the GQ cover of Melania Trump that I had posted months ago. It was a teeny tiny photo. I removed it, of course. I blacked out the offending parts to be in compliance with Google AdSense and reposted it below.



So, it is nice to know that Google is trying to keep sexually explicit material off the pages where they run ads, even if it is a sexually explicit photo of the wife of the leading Republican candidate for president.














Those people who haven't heard enough about Donald Trump... How do I become one of them? - LOLGOP





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FUN FACT: The percentage of Trump supporters is the same percentage of folks that likes to play with matches. - Tea Pain




New Trump Bumper Sticker: America's Fist
After rolling over its opponents in all five Eastern seaboard primaries, the Trump juggernaut entered Washington, D.C., on Wednesday, where the victorious candidate gave a speech intended to add gravitas to his scattershot positions on foreign policy and national security. As he edges closer to becoming the Republican nominee for president, Donald Trump field-tested a new bumper sticker to describe his unique brand of economic populism and trade protectionism, anti-immigrant nativism and a neo-isolationism that eschews foreign entanglements: “America First!”


Republican Shenanigans


The only way for Ted Cruz to have picked a less popular VP candidate than Carly Fiorina would have been to nominate himself. - Tea Pain






Muslim Woman Slams Trump
Human rights attorney Amal Clooney is laying down the law against Donald Trump’s abusive rhetoric on Muslims.



The polls said Donald Trump was going to steam-roll his rivals in Pennsylvania, and he did. Next, he's going to build a hotel on top of them.- Jimmy Kimmel








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John Boehner Really Hates Ted Cruz
"I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life," former Speaker John Boehner said about Ted Cruz, calling the GOP candidate "Lucifer in the flesh."



Though similarities exist, Ted Cruz cannot be Lucifer. Everyone knows the Devil, while also oleaginous, actually has charm. If Lucifer were as obvious, unbeguiling as Cruz, the Lord could take an even longer vacation than the almost 2,000-year one He’s currently enjoying. - Mrs. Betty Bowers






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Ladies: Be Careful Having Drinks In Oklahoma OR Better Yet, Completely Avoid Oklahoma
Oklahoma court: oral sex is not rape if victim is unconscious from drinking.
The ruling sparked outrage among critics who argue the judicial system engaged in victim-blaming and upholding outdated notions about rape and sexual assault











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Ted Cruz plans to shut down the IRS by making Carla Fiorina its CEO.- Tea Pain





CEO Resigns After Dating Employee Investigation
The Priceline Group (PCLN) CEO Darren Huston resigned from the company Thursday after an in-house investigation into a relationship he had with a fellow employee.



"I heard that chivalry was dead, but I think it's just got a bad flu." –Meg Ryan






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What a beautiful photograph. Thank you NASA for everything you do.

Peace.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert sentenced to 15 months in prison


Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert sentenced to 15 months in prison
Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert was sentenced to 15 months in prison Wednesday for breaking federal banking rules in an attempt to cover up decades of sexual abuse,


I realize that Donald Trump laid me off when his casino went bust, evicted my family & his fake University stole my life savings - but darn it, I just like the way he says what he thinks. - John Fugelsang







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Welcome to America, where voters stick it to the man by supporting a billionaire landlord. - John Fugelsang




Bad News Bundys
Ethics complaints have been filed against the attorney representing Ammon Bundy, who in January led an armed take-over of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, Oregon Public Broadcasting reports.


Republican Shenanigans


I realize that Donald Trump laid me off when his casino went bust, evicted my family & his fake University stole my life savings - but darn it, I just like the way he says what he thinks. - John Fugelsang






Governor Potato Head
Thin-skinned Maine Gov. Paul LePage called college students "idiots" and huffed off the podium Tuesday after spotting a couple of critical signs while making a speech.






Trump: I've won lots polls with Hispanics. For instance, scariest orange man, favorite pinata theme, and most likely to deport me.- LOLGOP



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Cruz/Cruella 2016?
In an announcement scheduled for later this afternoon, Sen. Ted Cruz will name former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina as his running mate if he secures the Republican nomination, multiple outlets are reporting.





Cruz announces Carly Fiorina as his VP pick. So Ted will be the looks and Carly will be the muscle.- Tea Pain




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Now all Trump has to do is name Christie as his running mate and the GOP will have 4 of the nastiest Republicans running. - Ann Telnaes



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We've had 218 years of 42 white consecutive white male presidents and all we hear is how hard it is for a white male to become president.- LOLGOP



Amazon Liable For Extorting $ From Kids!
In an entirely unsurprising ruling, a federal judge has sided with the FTC in the agency's lawsuit against Amazon, which had said that the company did not do enough to safeguard customers against unauthorized in-app purchases made by children.





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A gaggle of geese selfie!

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