" Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
Peace and love.
Forget metal detectors - make members of Congress pass a spelling test before they can enter. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without
Nobody bludgeoned a cop after the email lady lost, just saying. - Jeff Tiedrich
I don’t want to upset my never-Trump friends, but plenty of us saw this crazy coming with the Tea Party movement. - Jane Kayley tweet
Trump’s coup attempt was the Trump University of coup attempts. - Andy Borowitz
Matt Gaetz Forced To Host Hundreds Of White Nationalists After Airbnb Pulls D.C. Listings. - The Onion
“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase. - Conan O'Brien
No Trump Staffers Spotted Stealing Books From White House. - Andy Borowitz
Maybe it’s greedy of me but I’m already looking forward to Trump’s third impeachment. - Andy Borowitz
Pew poll: Trump is leaving the White House with the lowest job approval of his presidency, 29%.
Deutsche Bank Begins Removing Possessions From White House After Trump Defaults On Loan. - The Onion
Hey, President-elect Biden, Don't Forget To Disinfect Air Force One!
Very rarely do you get to witness the complete destruction of someone who truly deserves it. woo hoo HAPPY LAST FRIDAY OF THIS NIGHTMARE. - Sarah Cooper
Good morning from a city fortified and garrisoned by 20,000 troops to protect it from terrorist attack by supporters of President Trump. - David Frum
Raise your hand if you'd like to see Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks, Paul Gosar and Lauren Boebert testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain how the dipsh*ts with the zip ties found out where everybody's secure locations were. - Jeff Tiedrich
Georgia GOP Governor Punishes GOP State Senators Over Election Fraud Claims
The Confederate flag is a victim of "cancel culture" because the Union totally f*cking cancelled the Confederacy. - Middle Age Riot
Lest We Not Forget This Article From March 2020. Betsy DeVos Is Erik Prince's Brother.
The storming of the Capitol was obviously planned and my guess is Erik Prince was somehow involved. My fear is that he would not hesitate to use armed drones on Inauguration Day.
I know it’s mathematically impossible but somehow Trump and Rudy are *both* going to rip each other off. - Elie Honig
After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate. - Stephen Colbert
Imagine thinking humans have a right to Twitter but not to healthcare. - Erin Beck
NYAG Sues NYPD For BLM Brutality
Articles Of Impeachment Sent Through Winding Maze Of Pneumatic Tubes On Journey To Senate. - The Onion
Ivanka and Jared Kushner wouldn't let Secret Service use their bathrooms, so our taxes have been paying $3000 a month for extra toilets.Really puts those $600 stimulus checks into perspective. - Nick Jack Pappas
Parler is the gas station bathroom of social media platforms. - Sandy Jorgenson
Twitter Defends Banning Trump Because He Glorifies Violence
I miss peaceful transfers of power. - Molly Jong-Fast
Does anyone else just want to scream I TOLD YOU SO? - Bryce Tache
Could the Republicans who keep making these “both sides” arguments please share video of the Black Lives Matter terror attack on our nation’s Capitol? I somehow missed that. - Andy Borowitz
Prisoners Drawing Straws To Determine Who Must Share Cell With Ted Cruz. - Andy Borowitz
Fun fact: these sanctimonious grandstanding f*cks are the same clowns who held thirteen Benghazi hearings. - Jeff Tiedrich
McConnell didn’t just catch religion, nor did he find a conscience. Mitch has been struck by a very clear idea of how complicit his own Senators and GOP house member were in Trump’s seditious conspiracy. - Zev Shalev
My guess is that Trump leaves DC by Friday, bunkers in down at Mar A Lago, becomes paranoid of even Secret Service and tries to hire Erik Prince’s guys as a security force. - Noel Casler
It's going to be really awkward when Ivanka Trump walks into the prison cafeteria and everyone is wearing the same outfit she is. - Middle Age Riot
Trump Doubles Down And Offers Bill Belichick 3 Presidential Medals Of Freedom. - The Onion
From the bottom of this Army veteran’s heart, I just want to say thank you Speaker Nancy Pelosi for defending the Constitution, our Democracy, and the American people. - David Weissman
Speaker Pelosi thanks the National Guard for protecting our Capitol and working to ensure a peaceful transfer of power.
What an iconic image.