Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Trump’s Massive Debts Are a National Security Crisis

You can be denied a security clearance for having too much debt. But it can’t stop you from becoming president — if you’re Donald Trump

Americans Demand To Pay Same Amount of Taxes As Trump. - Andy Borowitz

Evangelicals spent 2000 years complaining about Satan and, when he finally comes, they vote for him. - John Lunden


Fauci Calls Out Fox News As Outlandish

I just checked the Constitution and you can’t nominate a Supreme Court Justice if you have unpaid taxes. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Plans to Use Debate to Deduct Biden as Dependent - Andy Borowitz

Mexico Concerned US Has Reached Josef Mengele Level
Mexico said Monday it had requested more information from the U.S. on medical procedures given to migrants in detention centers, after allegations that detained Mexican women were sterilized without their consent. Rights campaigners alleged two weeks ago that a number of hysterectomies had been carried out at a privately run detention center in Georgia.

The crazy thing is I bet the Donald bitched to his accountants about their invoice. - Kevin Harden, Jr. tweet



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Someone once asked Jackie Kennedy what her husband's favorite song was, and she said, "Hail to the Chief."  We've gone from Camelot to Scamalot. - Dee

Eric Trump stole 2,666 times more money from kids with cancer than his father paid in taxes in 2016.

Trump Wants To Inspect Biden's Ears. No, Really.

You were protecting us from Mexicans, meanwhile we got invaded by Europeans with Covid. - Gov. Andrew Cuomo


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Why is it legal to write off 100% of hair styling for the President, but not 100% of school supplies for teachers? - Grandma Grit tweet

Business/Tech News

At the debate Tuesday Biden should start every response by looking at Chris Wallace and say, “Well that’s the 750 dollar question, isn’t it?

Cyberwar On Covid Research
Microsoft said Tuesday it had seen a major spike in foreign efforts to target U.S. public policy groups and organizations involved in COVID-19 research, marking a shift from previous cyber attempts to disrupt critical infrastructure.

Prayers for my husband who very tragically got me nothing for our anniversary when I specifically told him I wanted nothing for our anniversary. - Jesse tweet

If 2020 were shoes


Monday, September 28, 2020

Trump paid no income taxes in 10 out of 15 years beginning in 2000

New York Times: Trump paid no income taxes in 10 out of 15 years beginning in 2000
Donald Trump paid no federal income taxes whatsoever in 10 out of 15 years beginning in 2000 because he reported losing significantly more than he made, according to an explosive report released Sunday by the New York Times.
In both the year he won the presidency and his first year in the White House, Trump paid just $750 in federal income taxes, the Times reported.

My Pillow Guy Offers to Lend Trump Fifty Dollars Until Payday. - Andy Borowitz

Debate question for Trump: By paying no taxes, aren’t you defunding the police? - Andy Borowitz

Trump's Former Campaign Manager Threatened To Harm Himself.
Brad Parscale, the former campaign manager for Donald Trump who was replaced by the President less than four months before the 2020 election, was armed with a gun and threatening to harm himself at his Fort Lauderdale home on Sunday afternoon, according to police and campaign officials.

One of Trump's former campaign managers is in prison for multiple crimes. The next campaign manager is now under federal indictment for stealing a million dollars. The campaign manager after that is now barricaded in his house with weapons and threatening to shoot police.

wtf... - Alex Cole tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Sooo... Trump’s broke and needs to come up with $400 million in the next 3 years. Will he sell out America in the Middle East like Kushner did? Which foreign oligarchs are bailing him out? What will he offer them for the cash?  American secrets? Destroy democracy? NATO? - Thom Hartmann 

Petition to turn Trump Tower into subsidized housing, since that’s what it’s apparently been this whole time anyway. - Sarah Cooper

Ivanka In Her Whispery Voice: Daddy, Are We In Trouble? 
Tax records obtained by The New York Times appear to show that President Trump reduced his taxable income by treating his eldest daughter, Ivanka Trump, as a consultant, then deducting this as a business expense.

It turns out that Trump married Melania for her money. - JRehling tweet


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Donald Trump is so poor, he can’t even own the libs. - YS tweet

Rock The Voter News

On top of everything else, President Obama is also wealthier than Trump. - Covey tweet

Little Rock, Arkansas Teachers Union Actually Protecting Teachers
A union representing Little Rock, Ark., teachers has notified the school district that members will not return to in-person teaching Monday, citing the coronavirus pandemic.

Old enough to remember when John Edwards’s $400 haircut was a huge scandal in American politics.

Guessing Donald Trump writing $70,000 off his taxes for hairstyling won’t even register, let alone him not paying taxes most years in the last two decades! - Matt Fuller


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Trump Claims He Paid Over One Billion Rubles In Taxes. - Andy Borowitz

America 2020, where the president's indifference to mass death gets pushed out of the news by the president's election obstruction, which gets pushed out of the news by the president's supreme court scheming, which gets pushed out of the news by the president's tax fraud. - Jeff Tiedrich

Al Capone got 11 years in prison for evading $215,000 in taxes. He also killed fewer people than Donald Trump. - The Daily Edge



Time To Deflate Photo

A bird on the head is worth two in the bush. This is Carlos Munoz who is a terrific professional surfer in Jaco, Costa Rica. Pura vida, hombre.


Friday, September 25, 2020

Top Republicans skip Ruth Bader Ginsburg's memorial service at Capitol

The Republican leaders of the House and Senate, Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy are skipping a service at the Capitol for the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi spoke briefly during the short service under the Capitol rotunda, expressing her wish that the liberal icon “rest In peace” after a military honor guard slowly and deliberately carried a casket with Ms Ginsburg inside to the platform on which President Abraham Lincoln’s casket once rested.

They're too busy planning how to screw us next.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Does anyone else worry about the time period between November 3rd and January 20th ?

Putin Is Laughing and Laughing...
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday called for a reset on cyber-relations with the United States, and requested that the two countries agree not to influence each other's elections.

 “We have not seen, historically, any kind of coordinated national voter fraud effort in a major election, whether it is by mail or otherwise” - FBI Director Chris Wray, Sept 24, 2020

Republican Shenanigans

I'm not on board with the "What does Donald Trump have on Lindsey Graham" trope. There's an easy explanation for his hypocritical, unethical, immoral behavior: he's a Republican. You don't need blackmail to get them to support evil. It's who they are. - Frank Conniff


New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Handed Gift From Florida Prosecutors. What A Disgrace Since They Have Video!
State prosecutors in Florida dropped two solicitation of prostitution charges against New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft on Thursday, CNN reported.

Science Refuses Donation of Rand Paul’s Brain. - Andy Borowitz

18 million purged from voter rolls since 2016.

Republicans: *shrug*

9 mail-in ballots found in Pennsylvania trash can.

Republicans: "VOTER FRAUD!" - Middle Age Riot

Trump Plans To Bribe Senior Voters
President Donald Trump promised Thursday to send $200 gift cards to 33 million senior citizens to use to pay for prescriptions, though he did not give any details, and his administration’s authority to do so is unclear. Such a widespread disbursement would likely at least $6.6 billion and may require congressional authorization.

Louisville is charging the states only Black woman legislator with a felony for protesting. Congratulations to Kentucky on becoming Mississippi. - Adam Parkhomenko

 Do you trust GOP Governors and Secretary of States to 

run a  no-hanky-panky election? - Larry K tweet

Ivanka Trump has been profiting off of her father's presidency since day 1. We've been raising alarm bells since 2017, and even this week, we introduced new legislation to hold the president accountable. - Rep. Jerry Nadler

Gov. DeathSantis Is Reopening Florida Bars & Restaurants PRONTO!
Florida is lifting all state restrictions on the capacity on bars and restaurants as it moves into the third of its three-phase reopening plan, Gov. Ron DeSantis announced Friday during a press conference in St. Petersburg.

Obama Proposes Cancelling White House’s Cable to Get Trump to Leave. - Andy Borowitz


We all need to see happy rescued bears eating apples.