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Monday, November 18, 2019

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White House forced to deny Trump has serious health condition after ‘abnormal’ medical visit
The White House has attempted to quell rumours about Donald Trump’s health after an unscheduled visit to a doctor over the weekend.
Mr Trump has claimed his visit to the Walter Reed medical centre on Saturday was “phase one” of his yearly physical, despite him having no public events on his schedule for that day and his last physical being only nine months ago.

So I wake up and read that Trump made an unscheduled visit to #WalterReedHospital for a "check up". My guess is that he had a bad reaction to The Constitution.- Rick

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

I like presidents who don’t give our military bases to the enemy. - USA Singers tweet

The more I talk talk to sources, the more i’m hearing America’s betrayal of the Kurds, and the humiliation, “misogynistic” “squashing” of US ambassador in Ukraine for political motivations makes people think, we, Americans, have become the “bad guys.” Hearing it was gut punch. - Richard Engel, NBC news

Act 2: The Dotard & Lil' Rocket Man
North Korea on Monday responded to a tweet by U.S. President Donald Trump that hinted at another summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, saying it has no interest in giving Trump further meetings to brag about unless it gets something substantial in return. The statement by Foreign Ministry adviser

Trump tried to use blackmail and coercion in order to torpedo the candidacy of the man he saw as his chief roadblock to a second term. Case fucking closed.- Stephen King

Republican Shenanigans

Annual Checkup Reveals Trump Has Energy And Stamina of Much Younger Criminal. - Andy Borowitz

GOP's Pay to Play!
A CBS News investigation has uncovered a possible pay-for-play scheme involving the Republican National Committee and President Donald Trump's nominee for ambassador to the Bahamas. Emails obtained by CBS News show the nominee, San Diego billionaire Doug Manchester, was asked by the RNC to donate half a million dollars as his confirmation in the Senate hung in the balance, chief investigative correspondent Jim Axelrod reports.

Reminder: The Republican defense is that Donald Trump, who has been busted for fraud, money laundering, and stealing from a charity, was really just deeply concerned with Ukrainian corruption.

And they’re saying this with a straight face. - Tennessee Holler tweet

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Roger Stone, you’re going to prison! But I have no doubt you'll find a way to gas the guards with your umbrella and escape in your penguin-shaped submarine... - Bette Midler

Is this not the best prison-rape protection you've ever seen? - Jimmie von Tungeln

Rock The Voter News

Hillary had a bad cold and the media was fitting her for a coffin.

Trump is rushed to Walter Reed on a Saturday, transparently lies about why, then cancels all his events by 9am on Sunday and no one's talking about his health.

This is what institutional misogyny looks like. - Patrick S. Tomlinson

Safety Experts Recommend Shouting ‘Free Donuts’ Instead Of ‘Rape’ To Receive Help More Quickly - The Onion

Say It Ain't So, Joe!
Former Vice President Joe Biden defended his reasoning to not legalize marijuana on a federal level if elected president, saying there is not "enough evidence" as to "whether or not it is a gateway drug."
Speaking at a town hall in Las Vegas on Saturday, the 2020 Democratic presidential candidate said whether the U.S. should legalize cannabis on a federal level is still up for debate as far as he is concerned.

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Business/Tech News

The President took an emergency trip to the hospital, he's not had a public appearance since, and it isn't all the media is talking about?

What, do we live in Moscow?

Wait............- Fred Harding

Is This Part of the China Trade Deal, Allowing Security Risks?
The Trump administration on Monday issued a new 90-day extension allowing U.S. companies to continue doing business with China's Huawei Technologies Co Ltd as U.S. regulators continue crafting rules on telecommunications firms that pose national security risks.

My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room.I'm sitting right next to the dog. - LaLaLyds tweet

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Friday, November 15, 2019

Trump blows up effort to blunt impeachment damage

Trump blows up effort to blunt impeachment damage
The White House's release of Trump's first Ukraine call runs into the president's own tweets.
The White House on Friday set out to cast President Donald Trump as above the fray of the impeachment proceedings on the second day of televised hearings.
By 11 a.m., that effort had run into Trump's Twitter feed.

Shady actors the world over have learned how little it takes to remove a U.S. ambassador who does not give them what they want. - Marie Yovanovitch

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Remarkable: the day Yovanovitch was recalled for false allegations by Giuliani spread by Fox News and Donald Jr, she was attending an event honoring a woman who had acid thrown at her and later died for outing corruption in Ukraine. - Amy Siskind

Richard Nixon Is Finally Going To Prison
Jurors have reached a verdict in the trial of Roger Stone, a longtime friend and ally of President Donald Trump who was charged with lying to Congress and witness tampering.
The verdict came Friday, two hours after the jury began its second day of deliberations.

Do you think Roger will get a Trump tattoo in prison???? - irishrygirl

Republican Shenanigans

recap—
Cohen: 3 yrs in prison
Manafort: 4 yrs in prison
Stone: GUILTY AS F*CK
Flynn: awaiting sentencing
Rudy's partners: arrested
Individual-1: getting his dipsh*t ass impeached

Hillary: enjoying a nice walk in the woods, probably

me: laughing at all you "lock her up" morons - Jeff Tiedrich

Rudy Has Under the Bus Insurance
President Trump's personal attorney Rudy Giuliani says in a new interview that he isn't worried about the prospect of the president turning on him, but joked that he has "very good insurance" in the event that he does.

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
If you lie down with Donald Trump, you get up with jail time. - Middle Age Riot

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Well. I think we can all agree that that the one reason Donald Trump is not currently in prison is that he's the president of the United States. - LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Witness intimidation is a crime, no matter who does it. Full stop. - Hillary Clinton

America is not only the America of Donald Trump. It’s also the America of Maria Yavonovitch. - Dan Rather

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FUN FACT: With a simple majority vote, the Senate could decide to make the vote on convicting Trump and removing him from office a SECRET ballot. - Jon Cooper

Business/Tech News

After today, can we put a moratorium on the use of the word pizzazz and start using razzle dazzle ? - Roland Scahill

Another Reason For Trump To Hate Bezos
The Washington Post reported Bezos may be interested in purchasing the Seattle Seahawks. According to Forbes, the Seahawks are valued at $2.7 billion, the 15th most valuable team in the NFL.

Roger Stone in happier times

Weird how a story about Hillary Clinton keeping emails in a different server never lacked pizzazz. - Jake Mccoby

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Thursday, November 14, 2019

New revelations from first public hearings paint damning portrait of Trump

New revelations from first public hearings paint damning portrait of Trump
Dramatic new disclosures on Day 1 of the House impeachment hearings painted an incriminating picture of Donald Trump as a President instinctively willing to sacrifice America's interests for his own.
In the most critical step so far in the investigation into Trump's alleged scheme to coerce Ukraine's help for his reelection campaign, Democrats posed a question to every US citizen at the core of this dark national chapter.

Jim Jordan is pretending that the impeachment witnesses are Ohio State wrestlers and he’s an assistant coach. - Full Frontal

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Stephen Miller is proof that only in America could a young Jewish boy grow up to be a Nazi. - John Fugelsang

The Effects Of GW Bush Normalizing Torture
The new movie The Report — which comes out Friday and tells the true story of a U.S. Senate staffer who doggedly investigated the CIA's use of torture after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks — is a look back on a controversial part of our country's past. But the CIA's torture program continues to have huge implications at the U.S. military court and prison in Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, where 40 accused terrorists are still being held.

Trump’s former physician might run for Congress. He’s the guy who withdrew as nominee for VA secretary over allegations he was abusive at work, overprescribed drugs, and had substance issues. Hell, with a resume like that, why not go right for president?? - Bette Midler

Hey, There's Another Impeachment Involving a Trump!
University of Florida’s student president is facing impeachment after using $50,000 in mandatory student tuition fees to pay for a campus visit from Donald Trump Jr. and his girlfriend, senior Trump campaign adviser Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Donald Trump Jr. always looks to me like a guy who’s ready to slink up to some woman minding her own business at a bar and say, “Hey honey, buy you a drink?” - Stephen King

Republican Shenanigans

The American people deserve to know what Donald Trump is hiding in his tax returns. - Joe Biden

Hark, A New Immigration Whistleblower!
A new anonymous whistleblower has accused the Trump administration of requiring U.S. asylum officers to enforce an illegal and immoral policy “clearly designed to further this administration's racist agenda of keeping Hispanic and Latino populations from entering the United States.”

Breaking with White House tradition, this year on Thanksgiving Trump will pardon a turkey only after it gives him dirt on Joe Biden. - OhNoSheTwint

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Rock The Voter News

I’m fully expecting Fox News to air highlights from the Clinton impeachment hearings all day instead of covering Trumps - Roland Scahill

Vetting Isn't a Priority at the White House, Apparently
A senior Trump administration official has embellished her résumé with misleading claims about her professional background — even creating a fake Time magazine cover with her face on it — raising questions about her qualifications to hold a top position at the State Department.

Impeachment is way more democratic than the Electoral College. - David Frum

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Business/Tech News

In 1996 Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes created a television channel whose sole goal was to manipulate and frighten millions of gullible Americans with right wing propaganda.

They succeeded. - Andy Lassner

How To Dig Yourself Deeper Into the Hole
In its effort to sell off the lease to the Trump International Hotel in Washington, the Trump Organization has put together a glossy investor brochure complete with pictures showcasing the hotel's grandiose architecture, its central location and its spa's Himalayan salt chamber.
The hotel's biggest selling point though, according to a copy of the brochure seen by CNN, is the one thing that the Trump family insists it didn't take advantage of: profiting off foreign governments.

The Circle Of Life 2019 - Asking your kids for computer help so you can help your parents with theirs. - Conan O'Brien

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