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Thursday, November 26, 2020

Happy Thanksgiving

This Thanksgiving I am grateful for having running water, food and you.

Stay safe this holiday weekend and stay home, my lovelies.

Peace, love and great food.

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Trump's trip to join Giuliani at Pennsylvania GOP lawmakers' baseless voter fraud event is cancelled

Trump's trip to join Giuliani at Pennsylvania GOP lawmakers' baseless voter fraud event is cancelled

President Donald Trump's planned trip to join his attorney Rudy Giuliani in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, on Wednesday has been canceled, two sources familiar with the matter tell CNN.

Every time I hear "President-elect Biden" on the news, my day gets a booster shot of happiness. - Stephen King

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

We're only a couple of days away from Trump telling us he lost the election on purpose because he has a secret plan that's more important than being President. - Dknight10K tweet

Trump Reinstating Firing Squads In Frantic Attempt To Protect Reputation

The Trump administration is rushing to approve dozens of eleventh-hour policy changes. Among them: The Justice Department is fast-tracking a rule that could reintroduce firing squads and electrocutions to federal executions.

Sean Hannity spread lies & disinformation on FOX about Seth Rich.
And Covid-19.
And Charlottesville.
And Refugees.
And Obama's birth certificate.
And WMDs in Iraq.

And Diamond & Silk were fired by FOX for spreading lies & disinformation about Covid-19. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Last week, Mitch McConnell jammed through some judges without passing covid relief. Same thing the week before. And the week before that. - Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse

Sen David Perdue of Georgia Won't Be Reelected But Arrested, Is My Guess.

As the ravages of the novel coronavirus forced millions of people out of work, shuttered businesses and shrank the value of retirement accounts, the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged to a three-year low.

But for Sen. David Perdue, a Georgia Republican, the crisis last March signaled something else: a stock buying opportunity.

Shameful that Ted Cruz won't speak up to defend Democracy. It's not like we're asking him to defend his wife or father. - Scott Shapiro

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If you're going to a big Thanksgiving dinner, remember to take a Tupperware so you can have COVID for lunch the next day. - Conan O'Brien

Please. Please remember what Republicans are putting us through right now. We're gonna make excuses for them but we shouldn't. They are literally trying to overthrow an election. They would happily accept a win through appeals and loopholes. They are shameful. - Sarah Cooper

Rock The Voter News

I’m getting a weird vibe from all of Biden’s cabinet picks, like it’s as if they don’t want to kill me. - Randy Rainbow

In Like Flynn

Donald Trump plans to pardon his disgraced former national security adviser Michael Flynn before he leaves office, according to multiple media reports.

Flynn will be among a series of pardons that Trump plans to grant before his term in office ends...

I would vastly prefer a third Obama term to a second Putin one. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Parler is an FBI honeypot, imo - can't imagine how much intel the agency is gathering from the crazies on there. Given Parler's infrastructure, I'm sure the feds have access to all their user data. - William LeGate

Nope. Nope. Nope.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade take place this year, despite cases of COVID-19 skyrocketing around the country.

The event, which typically draws crowds of about 3.5 million, has been reworked amid the coronavirus pandemic to largely focus on social-distanced entertainment.

Someone should tell the thousands and thousands of people in lines at food banks that the Dow hit 30,000. - Ben Wexler

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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Stay Safe!

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Happy Transition Tuesday!

Key government agency acknowledges Biden's win and begins formal transition

The General Services Administration has informed President-elect Joe Biden that the Trump administration is ready to begin the formal...

The end of the Trump presidency: Not with a bang but with a desperate attempt at a prosecution avoiding whimper. - Rob Reiner

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The five stages of grief: Denial, Boasting, Anger, Tantrum, Attempted Coup. - Tea Party Cat

Roger Stone Wants Republicans To Lose Georgia Senate Seats. What Planet Am I On?

Conservative operatives and a super PAC with ties to infamous GOP dirty trickster Roger Stone are calling for Trump supporters to punish Republicans by sitting out Georgia’s crucial Senate runoffs or writing in Trump’s name instead. And though their efforts remain on the party’s fringes, the trajectory of the movement has Republicans fearful that it could cost the GOP control of the Senate.

Republican Shenanigans

"Trump in 2024" is another way of saying "Believe it or not, Republicans don't have anyone better." - Middle Age Riot

The Republican Party “put a Grubhub order in for chaos, and that’s exactly what they got delivered.”

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman said that the chaos of the post-election period has been orchestrated by the Republican Party, but dismissed the notion that anything will stop the certification of President-elect Joe Biden’s win.

The Republican Party “put a Grubhub order in for chaos, and that’s exactly what they got delivered,” Fetterman, a Democrat, said in a Monday interview with Yahoo News.

Do Trump supporters who donate to his “legal” fund, ever question why a “billionaire” needs help paying for lawyers??? - Irishrygirl

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Man, I hope Barack Obama wears a tan suit to Joe Biden’s inauguration. - jojofromjerz tweet

Rock The Voter News

Trump Determined To Leave A Legacy Of Cruelty
President Trump is making sure to wreak as much havoc on Social Security as he can in the final months of his term. In August, he unilaterally deferred workers’ share of payroll taxes, pledging to “terminate” Social Security’s main funding source if re-elected. Now, in the wake of Joe Biden’s victory, the Trump administration is trying to make it harder for workers with disabilities to collect Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI).

Biden Sends Trump 2nd Place Trophy. - Andy Borowitz

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Biden, Blinken, Yellen — what is this, a gerundocracy? - AJBauer tweet

Business/Tech News

McDonalds Rejects Kushner’s Job Application. - Andy Borowitz

Secret Service To Transfer Agents To Florida

Secret Service agents are being asked about transferring to Florida to guard President Trump after he leaves office in January, sources told ABC News.

The Secret Service’s Miami field office has also begun looking at physical reinforcements to the president's Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, the unidentified sources added.

I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to "unite" with the people who kidnap and jail children, ban Muslims, discriminate against transgender troops, and are committing criminally negligent homicide--or their supporters. I want them held accountable. That would unite us. - Mary L. Trump

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I hope the photographer is OK.

Peace.

Monday, November 23, 2020

The President Is Hosting A Super Spreader Event Thanksgiving Day

White House plans holiday party as Americans urged to stay home

The White House plans to hold an indoor holiday reception next week just days after Thanksgiving despite ongoing COVID-19 outbreaks at the compound, and against the advice of

Time to play America's favorite game, What Stupid Bullsh*t Are These Morons Going To Try Today. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

If you think this is all insane, just remember it's only going to get worse. Because he's going to get worse. He can't change the result, but he's going to get wilder as he becomes increasingly more desperate. - George Conway

My Gawd, Imagine Breathing In This Guy's Spittle!

A man seen forcefully exhaling on two women outside President Donald Trump's Virginia golf course has been charged with assault.

Raymond Deskins, 61, was charged with misdemeanor assault after a private citizen obtained a warrant through a county magistrate, the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office said Sunday. Deskin did not immediately return a request for comment.

You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it. - Julian Popov

Republican Shenanigans

The masked shall inherit the earth. - TheTweetOfGod

I Did Not Have Micropenis On My 2020 Bingo Card! But I Do Love Republican Infighting!

Jenna Ellis, an attorney for President Donald Trump, accused Republican pollster Frank Luntz of having a “micropenis” over the weekend.

Ellis previously wrote on Twitter, after Rudy Giuliani’s appearance in a Pennsylvania court, “You media morons are all laughing at @RudyGiuliani, but he appears to have already established a great rapport with the judge, who is currently offering recommendations on martini bars for Team Trump in open court.”

Guys, trump supporters are threatening to not vote in the Senate runoffs in Georgia because it is rigged.

I don't know about you but I would feel totally owned if they do that. - Covie tweet

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You'd think right-wing Christians would notice if a plague affected both Trump & Giuliani's first-born sons. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

The work we began with the Paris Agreement is far from done. I'm returning to government to get America back on track to address the biggest challenge of this generation and those that will follow. The climate crisis demands nothing less than all hands on deck. - John Kerry

Where In The World Does Trump Get These Cheesy Attorneys?

The attorney leading President Donald Trump’s recount effort in Wisconsin voted illegally according to his own legal argument that in-person absentee ballots should be thrown out. So did his wife.

I'm not worried about a second lockdown, because I already know all the best places in my house to cry. - Conan O'Brien

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Remember a few weeks ago when we were like oh my God how can so many people vote for Trump, and now we’re like oh my God how can so many people threaten to burn this country down for Trump. - Sarah Cooper

Business/Tech News

I support a peaceful transition to prison. - Andy Borowitz

At The Rate The U.S. Is Going, We're Diving Into The Great Virus Abyss.

A majority of Americans say they want their states to stay open amid the recent surge in coronavirus cases as opposed to locking down, according to a new Harvard CAPS/Harris poll released exclusively to The Hill.

Fifty-four percent of respondents said they wanted their states to "try to manage while staying open." Forty-six percent said they believed their states should return to lockdown.

Soon we’ll have a real president who cares that over 250k Americans have died and over 12 million have been infected by the coronavirus. Not only care, but actually put in place a national strategy to save lives rather than engage in what amounts to negligent homicide. - Steven Beschloss

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Where were you when President Kennedy was assassinated?

I'll go first.

I was 14 and in the ninth grade in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, headed to my Latin class when a student ran by shouting that the president was shot and is dead. He just kept repeating that over and over. I ran to my Latin class and my teacher, Sister Anne, looked at me directly in the eyes and nodded yes. Her eyes were filled with tears. I sat down at the nearest desk, crumbled is more descriptive. The principal came over the loudspeaker and we listened to a radio report for several minutes. We said a prayer and were told to go home.

My father died the year before. I felt so lost.

But they both inspired my politics to this very day.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's a weinermobile! Honestly, I prefer Kosher hot dogs or as my then, 10 year old son called them, clean hot dogs.

Peace.