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Friday, February 15, 2019

Trump ended the Shutdown chaos by giving us a National Emergency chaos. He thrives on chaos.

Trump announces national emergency to obtain billions for border wall
President Donald Trump on Friday declared a national emergency to secure funding for the wall he promised to build along the U.S. border...

It's not an emergency what's happening at the border. It's a humanitarian challenge. - Nancy Pelosi

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

A national emergency should not be allowed to declare a national emergency. - Jess Dweck

Russia's Tentacles Are Far Reaching
A senior Belgian counter-intelligence officer is under house arrest after allegations that he spied for Russia in a case that could highlight the...

So, Mexico wouldn’t pay for the wall, Congress wouldn’t pay for the wall, even a gofundme wouldn’t pay for the wall. Obviously, now it’s a goddamn national emergency. - George Takei

Republican Shenanigans

People need to stop saying Andrew McCabe confirming Jeff Sessions is a virulent racist is “shocking.” Coretta Scott King told y’all over 3 decades ago. - Kaivan Shroff tweet

I'm Surprised Manafort Has Lasted This Long in Prison Without His Daily Wine & Cheese Tasting
CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin said that Paul Manafort was "almost unrecognizable" in a recent court appearance, adding that the former Trump campaign chairman "is really, really in danger of losing his life" in prison.

So let me get this straight: Declaring Election Day a national holiday would be a "power grab," but declaring a national emergency over a manufactured crisis is totally fine? - Robert Reich

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Rock The Voter News

Thank you, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Now we can return to panicking about Stephen Breyer's health. - John Fugelsang

Woman Who Called Michelle Obama "An Ape In Heels" Pleaded Guilty To FEMA Embezzlement
A woman from Clay County pleaded guilty to embezzling more than $18,000 in FEMA disaster benefits after the devastating June 2016 floods that claimed lives and significant property, U.S. Attorney Mike Stuart’s Office says...Pamela Taylor, the former development director in Clay County, who made national headlines in 2016 after she made a racist post about former first lady Michelle Obama.

There must be a national emergency on the golf course at Mar-a-Lago this weekend because there's where Trump is rushing his fat ass to this afternoon. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Business/Tech News

I can't wait until a Democratic president declares a national emergency over illegal immigration and revokes Melania Trump's citizenship. - Middle Age Riot tweet

Amazon Paid $0 Taxes. $0.
Amazon, which doubled its profits and made more than $11 billion in 2018, won't pay any federal income taxes for the second year in a row

Here’s a real national emergency & one the President could actually fix without a Rose Garden speech or formal declaration - stop kidnapping children at the border & return the ones we’ve separated to their families. - Chelsea Clinton

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Thursday, February 14, 2019

Happy Valentine's Day All Hatters!

Parkland anniversary: Moment of silence marks one year since school shooting
Seventeen people were shot and killed by an ex-student at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School (MSD) in Parkland, Florida on 14 February .

In the year since their friends were killed, the students of Parkland refused to settle for the way things are and marched, organized, and pushed for the way things should be - helping pass meaningful new gun violence laws in states across the country. I'm proud of all of them. - Barack Obama

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

During school shootings, kids hide under their desks.
After school shootings, Republicans hide under theirs. - Middle Age Riot tweet

Nepotism Has Become The "In" Thing Since Trump!
President Donald Trump’s nominee for Attorney General is facing fresh scrutiny only days before the Senate votes on his confirmation, CNN reported Wednesday. Trump’s AG pick faces ‘further questions’ of independence after his son-in-law takes White House job.

Trump Picks El Chapo To Run D.E.A. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump talks about the wall like he just ran into one. - Seth Meyers

And I know, when it all finally collapses, Mitch McConnell will look into the camera and with a somber drawl, jowl flap, “Obviously if we had known this earlier...” - Schooley tweet

When All Else Fails, Trump Turns To Fox.
President Donald Trump attempted to shore up his Fox News supporters after he failed in negotiations with Capitol Hill despite his government shutdown, The New York Times reported Wednesday. Trump called to beg Sean Hannity and Lou Dobbs for help after his ‘most punishing defeat’ as president.

If you want to get into the Trump administration either you go on TV and defend him with the most fractured logic or have extensive war crimes on your resume. - Schooley tweet

McCabe Reveals That He Plotted Against President During Sixty Percent of Time When Trump Was Not Working - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Trump Accuses FBI of Trying To Replace Him With Pro-American President - Andy Borowitz

I Wonder What Ivanka Will Wear At Her Testimony Before The House
House Democrats are ramping up their investigations into President Donald Trump’s business dealings, and they may haul first daughter Ivanka Trump before Congress to testify about what she knows.

“How could one of the most experienced politicians in history lose to the most unfit candidate ever?” Trump asked. “Crooked Hillary lost on purpose because she wanted me to be impeached.” - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

"Everything sleazy always seems to wind up with a Trump connection." Two years of swimming in a cesspool of sleaze. How long will it take us to wash it off? And a bigger question...will we be able to, or has it changed us forever?? - Bette Midler

Do You Think You Had A Bad Day? You'll Feel Better After Reading This.
The Norwegian Epic cruise ship crashed into a dock in San Juan, Puerto Rico, on Tuesday, an incident which was captured in a video posted on Twitter. No injuries were reported, according to a statement posted on Twitter by Norwegian Cruise Line

If Trump took a lie detector test, he'd electrocute himself.

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Email

Hi Lisa,

You need a new laptop. I'm sending you a few bucks and maybe you can raise enough for a new one. Broken hinge leads to bad things.

Thank you for all that you do. To steal your line and modify it, The world is a better place with allhatnocattle.

BTW why do you do what you do?

Jerry in BC

Hi Jerry,

Thank you for your kind words and kash!

My PC is not doing well. It is starting to act like the last PC I had, that died from a bad motherboard. Sigh.

I do work my PC's like a work horse though. Fingers crossed it will last till I can get a new one. I shudder at the thought.

Jerry, I do what I do because it is a labor of love. I love my country and all the beautiful people in it and hate to see the harm caused by Republicans. Thanks for asking.

Take care,
Lisa

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

My PC to you: Mea culpa

I spent the day repairing my PC.

It is better for now. Please send thoughts and prayers that work.

I will be back online tomorrow, PC permitting.

I crave peace right now.

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Step right up and get your Trump tattoo...

Negotiators reach deal ‘in principle’ to avert shutdown
The agreement represents a remarkable turnaround within 24 hours.
Congressional negotiators announced an "agreement in principle" Monday night on a broad spending bill they hope will satisfy President Donald Trump's demands for additional border barriers and avert another government shutdown at the end of this week.

As another government shutdown looms, Nancy Pelosi gets ready to hand Trump his head on a platter: Trump à l'orange. - Paul Solomon

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

I like how those patriotic Americans who really hate foreigners also tend to hate huge amounts of other Americans. - John Fugelsang

Trump's Reaction To Protesters: ‘They get punished when they get home'. What, The Secret Service Will Show Up?
President Donald Trump’s rally was constantly interrupted with protesters Monday. It’s unclear how many there were but there were at least four interruptions where Trump paused and pointed out the protesters. ‘They get punished when they get home’

Republican Shenanigans

Nothing like a healthy “lock her up” chant more than two-plus years after the 2016 election. Will this go through 2020? - Sam Stein

Hey GOP Voters, The GOP Doesn't Want You To Have Healthcare. Got It?
Utah Gov. Gary Herbert on Monday signed legislation adopting a limited expansion of the state’s Medicaid program, defying voters who in November approved the full Obamacare program through the ballot.
Under the new GOP-written plan, Utah will ask the Trump administration for permission to implement unprecedented restrictions on the health coverage program for the poor, while insuring about 60,000 fewer people than the Obamacare expansion would have and initially costing the state tens of millions of dollars more.

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote. - Anonymous

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We just finished our taxes. We owe $4200 more than usual I guess we needed to pay for some uber rich family’s gas for their Yacht. - Mayday Mindy tweet

Rock The Voter News

My favorite thing about Mark Kelly announcing his candidacy is that he’s a man being referred to as his wife’s husband. - OhNoSheTwint

FACT CHECK: El Paso Fire Department confirms Donald Trump lied about his crowd size -- only 6,500 attended his embarrassing rally.
Meanwhile, estimates say up to 15,000 turned out for Beto.

Only about 1% of abortions happen later in pregnancy—almost always because a woman’s health or life is at risk, or the pregnancy is no longer viable.
Lying about this is dangerous, and a slap in the face to families who face heartbreaking situation. - Hillary Clinton

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Last night Trump held another of his Nazi rallies and again told lies about abortion and whipped his dimwit worshipers into a murderous frenzy. one of them jumped into the press pen and attacked a cameraman, so yes please, more hit pieces on Democrats who eat chicken with a fork. - Jeff Tiedrich

Business/Tech News

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do
they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?" - Anonymous

There Are 7.3 Million Job Openings, Not Enough Americans To Fill Them. We Need Immigrants.
The number of job openings reached 7.3 million at the end of 2018, the highest level since the Labor Department started measuring them in 2000. That pushed the job opening rate -- the number of openings as a share of total employment -- back to the high it reached last August.
...creation was particularly strong in construction and accommodation and food services, while manufacturing job openings fell.

Happy birthday to Charles Darwin, who would have been 210 today.
210, and extremely disappointed. - TheTweetOfGod

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Anyone have any windows you're not using?

I need windows, Mr. Bill Gates.