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Monday, January 26, 2026

Trump Appears to Bench Kristi Noem, Sending Tom Homan to MN

Trump Appears to Bench Kristi Noem, Sending Tom Homan to MN

Trump has announced he will send Tom Homan to Minneapolis, an apparent benching of DHS honcho Kristi Noem, who has reportedly been at odds with the border...

Trump is about to sell out the entire MAGA scamfluencer media ecosystem. The leaks are rolling hard from the WH right now, and Kristi and her meat puppet Corey are on the block. - Rick Wilson

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Minnesota National Guard was asked why they’re handing out coffee, donuts, and hot chocolate to protesters.

Answer: “It’s a demonstration of safety and security. We’re here to help.”

That’s how you de-escalate.
Not masks. Not threats. Not bullets.

This Judge Smells A Shakedown. Emphasizes Quick Ruling.

President Donald Trump’s threat of “retribution” and Attorney General Pam Bondi’s explicit policy demands may be undercutting the federal government’s legal arguments defending its immigration crackdown in Minnesota.

A judge hearing a lawsuit seeking to halt the ongoing surge of thousands of federal immigration agents in the Twin Cities repeatedly cited Trump’s and Bondi’s statements Monday as evidence that the massive “Operation Metro Surge” in the Twin Cities isn’t aimed solely at enforcing immigration laws. Rather, their comments appear to suggest it is intended to strongarm Minnesota officials into complying with administration policy demands.

If you're wondering what the world thinks, Spanish news is reporting these incidents as public executions.

Republican Shenanigans

Mike Johnson Says He Hasn’t Had Chance to Look At Commandment That Says “Thou Shalt Not Kill” - Andy Borowitz

Remember folks, Stephen Miller said Alex Pretti was “an assassin who tried to murder federal agents" and J.D. Vance retweeted it. - Liam Nissan

Jake Tapper Discovers Journalism!!!

CNN’s Jake Tapper came with receipts when Border Patrol Commander-at-large Gregory Bovino challenged him on social media for insinuating he was a liar.

Keep in mind ICE only has 22,000 officers with a 75 billion dollar budget. The US Marine Corps has 186,000 active duty personnel with a 57 billion dollar budget. What does ICE need this funding for?

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Rock The Voter News

MAGA went from “teachers should be required to carry guns” to “carrying a gun makes you a criminal” in record time. - Jamie Bonkiewicz

Trump Is Treading Water In The Middle Of An Ocean He Created

CNN chief data analyst Harry Enten on Monday declared that ICE’s conduct has proven to be a “political disaster” for President Donald Trump.

That declaration came less than 48 hours after 37-year-old nurse Alex Pretti was shot and killed by ICE agents in Minneapolis. The incident came when ICE and Department of Homeland Security were already under immense scrutiny following the death of Renee Good just weeks earlier in the same city.

Melania opening her $75 million vanity debacle during her husband's horrific violence is pure Eva Braun. She's ignoring the ICE homicides while cavorting in the ruins of the Kennedy Center, with Bari Weiss fawning by her side. - Paul Rudnick

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Business/Tech News

I don't think anyone expected Libs getting the second amendment in the national divorce. - Slazac

Mass Deportations Affecting Businesses Large and Small. Who Knew?
From family-run cafes to retail giants, businesses are increasingly coming into the crosshairs of President Donald Trump’s mass deportation campaign, whether it's public pressure for them to speak out against aggressive immigration enforcement or becoming the sites for such arrests themselves.

Most of you Christians are sitting at tables Jesus would’ve flipped. - LucifersTweetz

How you treat people when no one important is watching says everything about who you are. - John F. Kennedy Jr.

Minnesota believes in law and order. We believe in peace. And we believe that Trump needs to pull his 3,000 untrained agents out of Minnesota before they kill another American in the street. - Governor Tim Walz

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Friday, January 23, 2026

Trump rescinds Canadian prime minister’s invitation to join Board of Peace

Trump rescinds Canadian prime minister’s invitation to join Board of Peace

President Donald Trump on Thursday inaugurated his "Board of Peace" alongside a group of world leaders at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland,...

Trump threw a tantrum and officially disinvited Canada to join his bogus Board of Peace. It's like being disinvited to the premiere of MELANIA. - Paul Rudnick

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Now would be an excellent moment for Europe to defy both Putin and Trump and hand over Russia's foreign assets to Ukraine. - Michael McFaul

Trump Bragged He Used Lethal Sonic Weapons Against Venezuela. Dear God.
President Donald Trump confirmed during an interview with NewsNation’s Katie Pavlich this week that the U.S. used a new kind of weapon during the raid that captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro earlier in the month...Pavlich asked Trump about the claim, “In Venezuela, there was a weapon used, a sonic weapon, that took out many of the Cuban bodyguards that were used to defend Maduro. Lots of people saw the details about that weapon and were concerned. Is that something an American should be afraid of, something the United States is combating?”

Jack Smith: "I do not understand why you would mass pardon people who assaulted police officers. I don't get it. I never will."

As the head of the U.K. armed forces King Charles needs to cancel his visit to the US.
There is a line. That was it. - Nicky Clark

Trump Names Hannibal Lecter to Board of Peace. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

There are 13,000 mentions of Donald Trump in the Epstein Files.
-Rep. Ro Khanna

Judge Temporarily Stops Trump From Harming Children In Blue States
A federal judge ruled Friday that President Donald Trump’s administration must keep federal funds flowing to child care subsidies and other social service programs in five Democratic-controlled states — at least for now.

They wanted us to live in fear. But people are marching, helping and fighting back. It's not what they expected. Keep it up. - Susan Schorr

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Facts: California contributes $83 billion more than we receive from the federal government.

We have higher wages, lower gun deaths, and better health outcomes.

Blue states aren't failing. We're subsidizing red states. - Gavin Newsom

Gavin Newsom In For The Score!
California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) announced just one day after the U.S. officially withdrew from the World Health Organization (WHO) that his state would become the first to join the organization’s Global Outbreak Alert and Response Network, in a seeming rebuke of the Trump administration’s withdrawal from international collaborations.

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Business/Tech News

When the American empire finally collapses, historians won't be stunned by the greed of the elite. They'll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor.

Would You Buy A Robot Made By Elon Musk?

You won't have to wait much longer for a humanoid robot of your own from Tesla.

CEO Elon Musk, speaking on stage at the World Economic Forum on Thursday, said the rollout for his Optimus robots could start as soon as the end of next year. Tesla-branded help to tidy your home or watch your children could be just around the corner.

One day, he will be gone, and then there will be a slew of books from insiders who will say it was far worse than anyone could have imagined, and then they will be pilloried for not speaking out at the time, and once that dies down, they all become CNN pundits. - Linwood Barclay

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Thursday, January 22, 2026

Capitol Cop Gets in the Face of Jan. 6 Supporter in Wild Scene at Smith Hearing

Capitol Cop Gets in the Face of Jan. 6 Supporter in Wild Scene at Smith Hearing

Former Capitol Police Officer Michael Fanone confronted a MAGA election denier to his face at a Thursday congressional hearing for Jack Smith.

SMITH: The evidence established…Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the 2024 results…and illegally kept classified documents…in a bathroom." BOOM.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Netanyahu didn’t attend Trump’s “Board of Peace” inauguration in Davos because Switzerland will arrest him for war crimes.

How Many People Has ICE Murdered?
A Cuban migrant held in solitary confinement at an immigration detention facility in Texas died after guards held him down, according to an autopsy report released Wednesday that ruled the death a homicide.

Trump is building an army loyal to him alone, and paying them up to $250k/year. If you can’t see ICE for what it is yet, then you’re not going to until it’s too late. - The Lincoln Project

Republican Shenanigans

Release the Epstein files.
Justice Department: If you expect American citizens to obey the law, obey it yourself. - Stephen King

Meanwhile, The Government Still May Shut Down

President Trump predicted Thursday that the U.S. is likely headed toward another shutdown before the funding deadline at the end of January.

“I think we have a problem, because I think we’re going to probably end up in another Democrat shutdown,” Trump told host Maria Bartiromo on Fox Business’s “Mornings with Maria.”

Matt Gaetz is everything the Republicans had hoped Hunter Biden would be. - SundaeDivie

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Stephen Colbert: “Today’s maniacal criminality distracts us from yesterday’s maniac crimes. Which reminds me, where are the Epstein Files? Nothing yet? Really? It’s the law! You signed it! Just checking!”

GOP: LOCK THEM UP!

Lawmakers have taken the next step toward holding Bill and Hillary Clinton in contempt of Congress for refusing to comply with a subpoena to testify in the congressional Jeffrey Epstein investigation.

The Republican-controlled House Oversight Committee voted to send the effort to the full House for a vote. House Speaker Mike Johnson, who supports holding the Clintons in contempt, has committed to having the chamber weigh in on the resolutions.

Well played by the Clinton’s. When held in contempt it will force a discovery forcing the release of the Epstein files. - Mayra

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Business/Tech News

AOC: It is really damning when we think about the degree to which media outlets reported on Joe Biden, yet we are seeing alarming behavior from Trump and everyone is pretending this is normal…

He's Gonna Shoot Someone On 5th Avenue Before It's All Over, Isn't He?
President Donald Trump vowed “big retaliation” if European countries sell US assets in response to his tariff threats related to Greenland, adding pressure on them to stick with an emerging deal over the future of the island.

The dumbest guy at your high school who failed Civics class and didn’t even graduate is currently making $100k to carry a gun and use it with complete impunity. That is Trump’s ICE. - The Lincoln Project

So one ICE fck shoots Renee Good, and another ICE fck refuses to allow her medical treatment, and now we find out that the poor woman laid there alive for 8 full minutes before bleeding out.

That my friends, is called murder. - Kid Riles

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