Monday, December 23, 2024

Trump again calls to buy Greenland after eyeing Canada and the Panama Canal





First it was Canada, then the Panama Canal. Now, Donald Trump again wants Greenland. The president-elect is renewing calls he made during...



He's planning to build an empire.


Trump Says Bone Spurs Will Prevent Him From Participating in Seizure of Panama Canal. - Andy Borowitz









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Reading replies from Trump supporters on the Panama Canal
I now realize Trump would have never been President if a single MAGA had read a book 
Like,
Any book 
Ever. - William Buecker







Denmark Must Be Laughing At Trump








 


National Search Underway for Even One Person who Voted for Elon Musk. - Andy Borowitz



 







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Mike Johnson Begs Jesus to Rapture Him Up. - Andy Borowitz









I Wonder How Many Scaramuccis This Bromance Will Last



 







Marge said she was going to expose all her Republicans colleagues if the Gaetz report came out. 

Well, @RepMTG. - Molly Ploofkins











Musk's DOGE dept should be renamed Knowledgeable Leaders Engineering Program Transformation Oversight (KLEPTO). - Andy Borowitz

 








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The House Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz is everything Republicans dreamed Hunter Biden’s laptop would be. - Andrea Junker

 





 



Well, To Think Republicans Wanted To Keep This Secret.
The House Ethics Committee found “substantial evidence” that former Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz paid women — including a 17-year-old girl — for sex and used illegal drugs while in Congress, according to a long-awaited report that was released on Monday.


 


Restraining Order Requires Gaetz to Stay 500 Feet Away from All Human Life. - Andy Borowitz


 








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Elon Musk's presidency will be the Cybertruck of presidencies. - Andy Borowitz




 

Consumer Confidence Drops. Gee, I Wonder Why?
US consumer confidence tumbled in December from the previous month amid Americans' growing uncertainty over the economic outlook in the year ahead.






Panama is going to go full MAGA: Make America Go Around. - Alex Cole









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Wishing you all a Merry Christmas filled with family, friends and great food. I'll return on December 26.

Peace.


Friday, December 20, 2024

Live coverage: House set for Friday vote to avert shutdown, without debt ceiling hike




House Republicans are searching for a way to avoid a government shutdown hours before the late Friday deadline, after their second funding proposal was defeated Thursday night.



Let's be real folks, Elon Musk wants a government shutdown because Vladimir Putin wants a government shutdown. - Liam Nissan







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I think this should be kind of a big deal: @elonmusk tweeting at 1:03am, “Only the AfD can save Germany.”

The AfD is Germany’s neo-Nazi party. - Bill Kristol









Sounds As Though Speaker Johnson Will Be Toast




Maybe it’s just me, but Republicans having two daddies seems kind of woke. - Alex Cole










Republican Shenanigans



President Musk's latest budget deal crashed and burned faster than a Tesla. - Jeff Tiedrich





If Fani Willis had a conflict of interest because a man might have paid for a meal, imagine how serious it would be if Supreme Court justices heard cases related to an election their wives had tried to overturn. - Andrea Junker









Hey Y'all, I Think This Is What's Called "Drunk With Power"










Why is the Biden administration silent on the richest man in the world doing the bidding of Putin?

WHY IS HE STILL A FEDERAL GOVT CONTRACTOR??? - Adam Kinzinger









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Tesla issued its 7th recall this year.

Elon Musk can’t even make a reliable car but do go on about how he’s gonna make the government more efficient. - Art Candee










Apparently, Partying Is Way Down
Party City, once among the top names in party-supply retailers, is going out of business, according to an announcement from CEO Barry Litwin that was viewed by CNN.




Trump was right about one thing. Immigrants are taking jobs away from Americans. Elon just took his job. - Alex Cole









Diddy & Luigi being in the same prison & their Lawyers being married to each other is a great addition to the plot. - MajestyRia









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New York City is always magical at Christmas time. Always.


Peace.


Thursday, December 19, 2024

Rand Paul floats Elon Musk for speaker



Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) suggested that Elon Musk serve as Speaker in a Thursday morning post on X following contentious debates over the continuing resolution (CR).
“The Speaker of the House need not be a member of Congress . . . ,” Paul wrote.




Really curious who Congressional Republicans are more afraid of…Trump or Musk? I say Musk. $$$$$$$$. - Former Senator Claire McCaskill









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All you guys in Appalachia waiting on hurricane relief. Musk just had it killed. - Dave








Why do the billionaires - Musk, Ramaswamy, Trump - want to shut down the government for Christmas? Because they still get paid. 

It's our troops, TSA agents and other federal workers who won't get paid. It's their kids who will suffer this Christmas. - Senator Chris Murphy









You know what's scarier than the Pentagon having a secret drone program?

A blackout drunk in charge of the Pentagon having a drone program. - John  Fugelsang









Republican Shenanigans


Now I really am starting to believe Elon Musk did something real to the election.

Dude literally has full power of the government now. - aes








Sex Abuser/Election Interferer Gets Off The Hook Because Prosecutors Played Kissy Face. What A Joke The Legal System Is.



Fani Willis didn't ask Georgian officials to find her 11,780 fraudulent votes. Donald Trump did that. - Liam Nissan










The deportations we need to see are Peter Thiel, Melania, Musk, Rupert Murdoch, Rafael Ted Cruz, etc. Start with the actual criminals. - Ricky Davila









After all the Republican birtherism BS about Obama, how ironic that America is about to have a president who really was born in Africa, and he’s a Republican called Elon Musk. - Mrs. Betty Bowers










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The fact that I know more about Fani Willis’ and Nathan Wade’s relationship than I do about the crimes committed by Ginni Thomas and Clarence Thomas shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media. - Andrea Junker









I Hope His Trial Will Be Televised










A large part of what Trump and Musk are up to is simply showing congressional Republicans—vividly, dramatically, unpleasantly—who’s in charge for the next four years. - Bill Kristol










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The thing you need to understand about the Trumps as a clan is they were always a people in search of an owner; Elon is the latest, Donnie has been dog walked his entire life. From Fat Tony Salerno thru to Putin. He is brand, that is sold to the highest bidder. Musk owns him. - Noel Casler








I Wonder If The Homes Sales Are By People or Investors
Existing-home sales in the US topped a rate of 4 million in November for the first time in six months as house hunters begrudgingly accept mortgage rates above 6%.









It’s amazing to see how easy it was for Musk to buy himself an entire country! Welcome to Amuska! - Stella Parton










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The Dolomites in Tuscany, Italy. They remind me of waving hands.


Peace.