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Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Trump's Iran War Is Starting to Look Like George W. Bush's Iraq — and Critics Are Saying So Out Loud Now

Trump's Iran War Is Starting to Look Like George W. Bush's Iraq — and Critics Are Saying So Out Loud Now
Donald Trump took the United States to war with Iran on February 28 to prove that American power still wrote the rules of the Middle East, and that meant Tehran would never get nuclear weapons. If the war ends the way it now looks like it might, with Tehran left controlling the Strait of Hormuz and the rest of the world paying for the privilege of passing through it, he will have proved something close to the opposite.

So when will Trump start waterboarding Iranians?

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Israel now occupies more of Lebanon than Russia occupies of Ukraine.

But of course that's a 'good' invasion.

So there is silence. - Blade of the Sun

Pulte Is In Whether We Like It Or Not. God Help US!

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) warned on Wednesday that any person tapped to serve as director of national intelligence (DNI) must have “extensive national security experience,” sending a pointed message to President Trump after he tapped Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte for the nation’s top intelligence job.

McConnell did not name Pulte in his statement but made it clear that he’s not likely to vote for him to serve as DNI in a longer-term capacity. Trump has only named Pulte as acting DNI and not formally submitted a nomination to the Senate for him to serve throughout the rest of his presidential term.

I have a lot of friends who are vegan and I have a lot of friends that are trans.

But I don’t have any friends who are pedophiles. - Captain Obvious

Republican Shenanigans

It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a rapist. - Jamie Bonkiewicz

Senate GOP: No Ballroom For You! ROFLOL!
Senate Republicans have stripped language providing up to $1 billion for security upgrades to the proposed White House ballroom from a revised budget reconciliation bill unveiled on Wednesday.

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James Talarico: The guy walking you to your car because some dude won’t leave you alone.

Ken Paxton: The dude not leaving you alone. - FireFighterDev

We Need A Round of Fisticuffs!

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent admitted that he threatened to beat up Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte — whom President Donald Trump has announced will serve as Acting Director of National Intelligence after Tulsi Gabbard’s departure at the end of this month — during a Senate Finance Committee hearing on Wednesday

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. - amelia_tweetz

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Business/Tech News

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out." = BlisterPearl

Trump Is The Root Cause of Unaffordability for Goods & Gas. Why Doesn't The Media Report Facts?

The Trump administration made what could be the first in a steady drumbeat of tariff news, announcing plans for a 10% tariff on top allies like the European Union and Canada and a 12.5% rate on other nations, including China.

Bari Weiss Exits CBS to Run North Korean State Media - Andy Borowitz

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Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Hunter Biden Uses His Newly Active Social Media Presence to Deny White House Cocaine Was His

Hunter Biden Uses His Newly Active Social Media Presence to Deny White House Cocaine Was His

Hunter Biden recently started posting more frequently on social media, and took the opportunity Tuesday to smack down a rumor about the cocaine that was discovered in the White House in the summer of 2023.

In early July 2023, a “small bag of cocaine” was discovered on the ground floor of the White House’s West Wing, reported The Washington Post. The white powder was found “near where visitors taking tours are instructed to leave their cellphones, according to three people familiar with the investigation,” the Post reported, and its discovery sparked a Secret Service investigation, a barrage of questions for then-White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, and countless puns, memes, and jokes about who might have been left the drug behind.

Hunter would be a better president than Trump, high or not.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

The more Netanyahu prevents the war with Iran from ending, the more obvious it becomes that he convinced Trump to start it. - Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY)

Expect Even Higher Gas Prices Soon Due To Trump's Poor Planning...

America’s emergency oil reserve is dropping toward levels not seen since the 1980s, as the United States rapidly drains its supplies to stabilize global energy markets rattled by the war with Iran.

According to the latest report from the Energy Information Administration (EIA), the U.S. has 365.1 million barrels of oil sitting in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) in the week ending May 22, compared to 374.2 million a week prior and down by over 50 million barrels since the conflict began on February 28.

Its funny. When George Bush jr finally left office I was like phew, thank christ that's over. That'll be the last time republicans run an absolute idiot for president.

Man... - Boston Smalls

Republican Shenanigans

It would be kinda cool if they made the removal of his name from The Kennedy Center a live tv event with Stephen Colbert hosting it. - MP Arizona

So, Is Trump Planning To Steal AI Models?

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Tuesday that would provide the government with an early look at powerful new artificial intelligence models, giving officials a chance to brace the economy for security risks.

Trump had been expected to sign an order on the issue last month but reversed course following last-minute lobbying by tech industry executives.

“Almonds actually use more water than AI.”

Okay, but I can eat almonds, and almonds have never applied for my job, written my performance review, or claimed they can replace me. - oreva

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I still can’t believe we have a Fox News host running our military. - John Collins

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof. - Captain Obvious

New Mexico's Investigation of Epstein's Ranch Continues...

New Mexico legislators probing Jeffrey Epstein on Monday said they have issued their first subpoenas, calling for evidence on the late sex offender from 14 ‌entities including federal law enforcement agencies, the state governor's office and a Santa Fe scientific institute.

The New Mexico ‌Truth Commission, in its second meeting since it was set up in February, also heard testimony from Rachel Benavidez, a survivor of alleged sexual abuse at Epstein's New Mexico ranch, as well as family members of the late Virginia Giuffre, another survivor.

Bad bunny is filling stadiums in Madrid, while The orange guy can’t fill the White House lawn. - I love Puerto Rico

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Business/Tech News

Fact: Every Democratic president for the last 35 years had to rescue the economy from a Republican recession. - Alex Cole

Either AI Is Going To Take Over Everything Or AI Is Going To Take Over Everything
Anthropic on Monday said it filed plans for an initial public offering, setting it up for a share sale that could value the company in the trillion-dollar range as it races against rival OpenAI.

Don't Forget:
We don't need A.I. data centers.
THEY do.

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One is a dolphin and the other is a dolphout.

Peace.

Monday, June 1, 2026

Trump tells CNBC: 'I don't care' if Iran negotiations are over

Trump tells CNBC: 'I don't care' if Iran negotiations are over

President Donald Trump told CNBC's Eamon Javers, "I don't care" if peace negotiations with Iran are over. Trump told CNBC he was "going to...

Kyle Kulinski: “The oligarchs are not brilliant. The billionaires aren’t amazing and the hardest working and most intelligent. They’re actually a bunch of dipsh-ts. A bunch of f--king idiots who get lucky. They’re the parasites. It’s not somebody on food stamps barely getting by”

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump Says Slush Fund Was Eric's Idea - Andy Borowitz

Short, Fat, or Old People Not Allowed! Trump Is 2 Out Of 3!
In preparation for President Donald Trump’s UFC fight on the White House South Lawn next month, Pentagon officials are hoping to lure hundreds of troops to attend the event. The catch? Troops need to meet strict physical requirements, including weight and height standards, in order to be eligible.

Damn now even the UFC fighters are pulling out
What's left besides a Vanilla Ice concert ? - George Lopez

Republican Shenanigans

Judge Orders Trump’s Name Removed From Bible - Andy Borowitz

Larger News Is When Is He Going To Do This Again...

President Donald Trump will drop his highly controversial $1.8 billion weaponization fund, which was created by settling his lawsuit against the IRS with his own Justice Department, according to Axios’s Marc Caputo.

“It’s dead for now,” an administration source told Caputo in the report.

“How did we go from paper straws to data centres?”

Because no one listened to the environmentalists who said unchecked corporate pollution was the bigger issue. - oreva

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Rock The Voter News

When it comes to the midterms, vote like you don't want to be imprisoned in a former Amazon Warehouse for criticizing Donald Trump. - Thelma Johnson

1st Amendment Rights or Nah?

A federal judge temporarily blocked the National Park Service (NPS) on Monday from revoking a permit for a 24/7 anti-Trump protest in the nation’s capital over the display of an “86 47” flag.

7 years sober today.

Thank you to everyone who has walked this road with me. - Hunter Biden

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Business/Tech News

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we never question why the super rich are never satisfied with what they already have. - Thrilla the Gorilla

British Media Is Doing What The US Media Should Do.
Iran has damaged 20 US military sites since the start of the war, satellite images and videos analysed by BBC Verify show, suggesting the attacks are more extensive than publicly acknowledged.

It would be pretty cool if billionaires started competing over who could plant the most trees, house the most homeless people, and remove the most pollution from the Earth. - oreva

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks. - Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

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The Great Wall of China that Mexico did not build.

Peace.