Just kidding.
Today is a short edition with many memes for your enjoyment. I'm feeling a bit under the weather.
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Peace.
The most frequently mentioned location in the Epstein Files ISN’T the island. It’s actually a place with a Spanish name. It’s called Mar-a-Lago
Cannibalism. Rape. Pedophilia. Human sacrifice. Trafficking. Murder. Forced Breeding. And zero arrests. - em-lazzy
Jack Smith on Trump’s behavior on Jan 6, 2021: “He was getting calls from people he trusts, people he relies on—and he still refused to come to the aid of the people at the Capitol. That’s very important evidence for criminal intent in our case.” (2025)
Do they spin a wheel every morning to decide what they’re going to f-ing destroy next? - Jamie Bonkiewicz

The people who spent 10 years calling us snowflakes still haven’t recovered from 13 minutes of Spanish at the Super Bowl - Jamie Bonkiewicz

The friendliest reminder: You are reading the Epstein files, and watching prominent people resign for their connections to Epstein because four brave Republicans broke rank.No regrets. Never looking back.@RepThomasMassie@FmrRepMTG@RepBoebert - Rep. Nancy Mace
Trump randomly pardoned five NFL players today for various crimes including drug trafficking today.Amazed he didn't posthumously pardon OJ Simpson. - Janice Hough
After what we’ve been going through as a country, does anyone even care that it’s Friday the 13th? - Julius Kim
Bondi Baffled Why Epstein Survivors not More Excited About Stock Market. - Andy Borowitz
They’re all taking that Qatari jet to Argentina when this is over, aren’t they? - Jamie Bonkiewicz
Pete Hegseth shooting down a party balloon will probably go down as the biggest accomplishment of his career. - Jamie Bonkiewicz
Listen folks, Pam Bondi was Attorney General of Florida from 2011 to 2019 so she's been covering up Epstein's crimes for a loooooong-ass time - Liam Nissan
Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:Donald J. Trump (President)Melania Trump (1st Lady)Howard Lutnick (Sec. Commerce)John Phelan (Sec. Navy)Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)RFK Jr. (Sec. HHS)Kevin Warsh (Fed Nominee)Mehmet Oz (Admin. for CMS)Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE Appointee)Steve Bannon (Fmr Senior Advisor)Alex Acosta (Fmr Sec. Labor)Bill Barr (Fmr AG)Brett Ratner (Film Director “Melania”) - Rep. Melanie Stansbury D-NM
I must've missed that day in law school where we learned that pedophiles are above law as long as the Dow is rising. - Bryan Behar

Remember: We never got the Maxwell emails. - Julie K. Brown
Democrats, do not be fooled. If you cave and approve DHS funding, they’ll be back and worse than last time. Republicans keep showing you their hand, stop shaking it. - The Lincoln Project

2008: “these banks are too big to fail”2026: “these child predators are too big to fail” - Daz
Was thinking this morning about how Trump posted a video depicting the Obamas as apes around 96 hours ago and it's already disappeared from the news cycle like it never happened. - scarylawyerguy
Kinda jealous of medieval peasants. Their villages only had 1 idiot. - mynamehear