Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Lauren Boebert calls for Obama to testify at Biden impeachment hearings

Republicans in Congress haven't announced an impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden, but Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is already...



I don't care if it's the DOJ or the voters, I just want someone to make Republicans shut their lying mouths.





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The addict son of a U.S. President gets off easy with the law. I of course am talking about George W. Bush, who was mysteriously not prosecuted for insider trading when his dad was in the White House. - Andy Borowitz




Apparently, The Prosecutors Of Hunter Biden Messed Up
Hunter Biden pleaded not guilty to federal tax charges Wednesday after a plea deal he struck with the government unraveled when the judge raised questions about the terms of the agreement.



I agree that the President's children should be treated equally before the law. 
I propose a full investigation of how Ivanka & Jared Kushner obtained nearly 1/2 billion dollars while working in the White House. - Jennifer Horn tweet







Republican Shenanigans

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs and Scott Perry are now ALL aggressively calling for Biden to be impeached

Greene, Gaetz, Biggs and Perry ALL asked Trump for a pardon for their roles in the terrorist insurrection

I don’t believe in coincidences, do you? - Lindy Li tweet









You May Be Entitled To A Slice Of Meta's Pie



DeSantis Offers Campaign Staff Opportunity to Work For Free in Exchange For Invaluable Skills. - Andy Borowitz









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I don’t know why Kevin McCarthy doesn’t wear his leash in public. - John Collins tweet






Did Mitch McConnell Have A Mini-Seizure Or a Stroke? 
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell suddenly stopped speaking during a weekly Republican leadership press conference on Wednesday afternoon, appearing to freeze, and then went silent and was walked away.


Every Democrat hopes Mitch McConnell is ok and recovers quickly. every Republican made sick jokes when Paul Pelosi was beaten with a hammer. any questions. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet






DOJ Cleans Up Mississippi's Crap



Biden Invites Kevin McCarthy to White House to Pet His Dog. - Andy Borowitz




 


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Business/Tech News

We need to find out the facts behind UFOs and alien life immediately so we can impose our religious values systems on them, how they reproduce, who they love, what books their kids read, and whether they can shop at Target. - Jeremy Newberger tweet





She turns to me and says “What if all this UFOs info is coming out now bc Trump was going to sell the info to someone?   What if that’s why they took away his daily briefings?”

 I laugh; and tell her she’s crazy. 
Then I lie awake, horrified, for hours. - John Fugelsang tweet








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Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Vaccine politics may be to blame for GOP excess deaths, study finds

Yale researchers found that registered Republicans in Ohio and Florida had a higher rate of excess deaths than Democrats.




Ron DeSantis uninjured after a car accident this morning. I say 'uninjured' because saying he's 'fine' or 'ok' would be misinformation. - Don Lewis tweet




The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Kevin McCarthy Accuses Hunter Biden of Receiving Christmas Gift From Joe Biden. - Andy Borowitz






I đź’—Commander
President Joe Biden ‘s dog Commander bit Secret Service officers at least 10 times between October 2022 and January, including one incident that required a trip to the hospital for an injured law enforcement officer, according to records from the Department of Homeland Security.








Republican Shenanigans


DeSantis Reboots Campaign By Promising GOP Voters He Will Soon Be Indicted. - Andy Borowitz


Casey DeSantis



Woman Messes With Texas And Wins!



It's not the Trump prosecution that makes the United States look like a banana republic. It was the Trump presidency that made the United States look like a banana republic. - David Frum tweet





The Supreme Court is the Fox News of justice."
--Jon Stewart


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A Car Crash Is So Apropo



“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.”
 — Lenin






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Business/Tech News
Elon Musk is the human form of New Coke. - Jeremy Newberger tweet






Texas Governor Abbott: Hey, You! No Water Break!



Another week and not a single drag queen has shown me nude photos from a stolen laptop. - Jimmie von Tungeln







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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
Bell Rock Lighthouse Angus, Scotland. I believe those waves are unsurfable.

Peace.


Monday, July 24, 2023

Democratic memo takes aim at GOP-released FBI form with Biden-Burisma allegations

Democratic memo takes aim at GOP-released FBI form with Biden-Burisma allegations
...The uncorroborated allegations of Biden corruption and bribery related to his son’s business relationship with Ukrainian energy company Burisma were part of an FBI form released by Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) and House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) last week...The FBI last week admonished Comer and Grassley for releasing the form.


JIM JORDAN and JAMES COMER’S Star BIDEN Bribery WITNESS Has CANCELLED HIS 
DEPOSITION

Shocker. - CoffeyTimeNews tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I suggest we waterboard DeSantis after he's picked cotton for fourteen hours, and see if he got any benefit from it. - justiceputnam tweet





Texas Governor One Ups Florida Governor
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Monday informed the Biden administration that he will not comply with the Justice Department’s (DOJ) request to remove the floating barriers in the Rio Grande River and was prepared to battle the administration in court.







Under Netanyahu’s corrupt rule, his parliament just passed a law that strips Israel’s Supreme Court of power to block government decisions.

THIS is the main reason why the GQP love him so much. The don’t support democracy in Israel, they support the fascist far right takeover. - Ricky Davila tweet








Republican Shenanigans






'Merica: Where One Alabama Senator Can Bring The Pentagon Promotions To A Screeching Halt


Because Tuberville is blocking 650 military appointments 

Biden has to deploy 3K reserve troops

20 high-ranking officials will delay retiring 

Marines have no leader for the 1st time

National security is threatened

Tuberville is even MORE dangerous than our foreign enemies. - Lindy Li tweet






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Donald Trump could get indicted 100 times with 1,000 charges and he’d still be the Republican nominee. - TheUSASingers tweet





Didn't Think Florida Could Get Any Worse? 
Think Again: Cocaine Sharks
These days, the list of reasons to stay out of Florida feels like it grows longer by the minute. But even if you take politics and stifling summer heat out of the equation (as hard as that may be), there are still plenty of reasons to be afraid of Georgia’s dingleberry. Florida Man and Florida Woman could be lurking around any corner, as could alligators, an abundance of venomous snakes and even mosquitos carrying malaria. Now, though, you can add a new fear to the list — cocaine sharks.



Texas Agrees To Humanely Stun Migrants Before Drowning Them. - The Onion tweet







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Business/Tech News

Elon Musk to Change Twitter Logo From Bird to Dumpster Fire. - Andy Borowitz





Passport Backlog!







Wow. Two summer blockbusters which have nothing to do with superhero dudes in lycra! One a “chick flick,” and one a “serious adult film.”  Gee, Hollywood producers…There may be a clue there! - LMplusG tweet aka x