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Monday, June 19, 2023

FBI Director Christopher Wray ‘Quashed’ DOJ Plan to Prosecute Trump Associates’ Role in January 6, Per Report

FBI Director Christopher Wray ‘Quashed’ DOJ Plan to Prosecute Trump Associates’ Role in January 6, Per Report

While supporters of former president Donald Trump have accused the FBI of being politically motivated when they indicted Trump on 37 charges, The Washington Post reports that the same agency initially delayed their investigation into Trump’s role in January 6 and the attempt to steal the 2020 presidential election.

Since the indictment against Trump was unsealed, right-wing critics have lambasted the FBI, FBI Director Christopher Wray, and Attorney General Merrick Garland ...

It’s ironic when the same people who tell us to move on from January 6th haven’t gotten over the Civil War. - John Collins tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Maybe we should just make a list of any crimes trump hasn’t committed instead for the sake of expediency. - Luke Zaleski tweet

The Fine Art of Projection By Bill Barr

Former Attorney General Bill Barr called former President Trump a “consummate narcissist,” adding that the former president regularly “engages in reckless conduct.”...Barr said Sunday that Justice Department “had no choice but to seek those documents.” Barr has also previously called the indictment “damning” against Trump, saying that the former president was “wrong” to take classified documents.

Republican Shenanigans

A good time to remind everyone that in 2018, FBI Director Christopher Wray ignored 4,500 tips on rape allegations against Trump’s Brett Kavanaugh, helping him become a Supreme Court Justice. - Andrea Junker

Anybody Taking Bets That Trump Won't Keep His Mouth Shut?

A federal judge ruled in favor Monday of a Justice Department request to bar former President Donald Trump from sharing any of the evidence in his classified documents case with the public.

Special Counsel Jack Smith asked for the order so that neither Trump nor codefendant Walt Nauta can make public any evidence prosecutors have gathered that they share with the defense.

LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES screams the party currently throwing a sh*t-fit because there's a holiday commemorating it. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Rock The Voter News

Can Dr. Fauci File A Harassment Complaint Against Rand Paul?
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) went after the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, Dr. Anthony Fauci, during an appearance on Sunday Morning Futures with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo, accusing the national health expert of covering-up the origins of Covid-19.

Since 1980, inflation is up 228% while the cost of college tuition is up 1,184%.

Maybe I should have been investing in college instead of going to college. - Douglas Boneparth tweet

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Over the past few years i've watched billionaires literally take joy rides into space with their extra money while the rest of us start gofundmes to pay for basic healthcare costs

Seriously what can i do to support the orcas? - LizerReal tweet

Business/Tech News

Study Finds More Americans Taking On Third Job To Help Keep CEOs Afloat - The Onion

Ron DeSantis Is Gonna Get Sued

A new Florida law changes how cars can be sold in the Sunshine State, hampering the nation's largest automakers while boosting electric vehicle makers.

Gov. Ron DeSantis this week approved HB 637, which bars legacy automakers from offering a direct-to-consumer or online sales option if the company already sells vehicles in the state through dealership. That means companies with existing car lots — like Ford and General Motors — are included in the ban.

Disney: Expresses opinion contrary to DeSantis, gets punished for doing so.
Tesla: Elon kisses DeSantis' ass on Twitter spaces when announcing Presidency, receives advantage over other manufacturers in the state. - caustic_muse tweet

Mr. Smartypants back in 2020 predicting the downfall of COVID-19

On Juneteenth, we remember that America is a promise –– a promise of freedom, liberty, and justice. The story of Juneteenth, as we celebrate it, is the story of our ongoing fight to realize that promise: not for some, but for all. - Vice President Kamala Harris tweet

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NOTICE:

I will be out of town tomorrow looking at property investments for my son.

There will be a new edition on Wednesday. Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.

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Friday, June 16, 2023

Jim Jordan Notes ‘We Don’t Know For Sure If These Tapes Exist’ When Asked About Impeaching Biden Over Probe

Jim Jordan Notes ‘We Don’t Know For Sure If These Tapes Exist’ When Asked About Impeaching Biden Over Probe

Ohio Republican Congressman Jim Jordan pointed out “we don’t know” if the tapes Republicans claim implicate President Joe Biden “exist” when he was asked about impeaching the president.

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s not as bad as it looks.

It’s way f-cking worse. - John Collins tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I don’t know about you, but having to surrender to the authorities every couple of months doesn’t seem like model leadership. - 7Veritas4 tweet

Meanwhile, Putin Is Moving His Nukes Next To Ukraine

Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday said Russia has sent the first nuclear weapons to Belarus as part of a plan to deploy tactical nuclear bombs in the country bordering Ukraine.

Speaking at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum, Putin said the rest of the nuclear weapons would be delivered by the end of the summer.

It's nice that the Trumps are so tight as a family that Melania and Barron went to visit Trump, in the place where he lives, which is in another state, for his birthday. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Miami Police Searching For Defendant in Thirty-seven Felonies Who Skipped Out on Restaurant Check. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Better Call Saul
Former President Donald Trump’s attorney Jim Trusty, who withdrew from representing Trump in a pair of federal criminal probes last week, pulled out of yet another Trump legal matter Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences” with the former president.

BREAKING NEWS: Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Six Week Abortion Ban; Chuck Grassley Responds In Scathing Telegram. - Liam Nissan tweet

Chris Christie may overtake Ron DeSantis in the polls.

This is hilarious. - Aaron Parnas

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Rock The Voter News

People are anxious to talk about Dianne Feinstein. And Biden’s age. Meanwhile Chuck Grassley(89) has lost his ever loving mind. (Made up tapes, won’t read indictment, etc) - Claire McCaskill tweet

GOP Talking Points Aren't Going As Planned

GOP allies of former President Trump are digging for dirt on President Biden and other Democrats amid the former president’s indictment, this week turning to Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), who is pushing claims about an influence peddling operation, drawing fierce denials from the White House.

Trump has a new slashing video that attacks his chief of staff, his national security adviser and his attorney general in vicious, at times personal terms. If you watched it, you might wonder: Who hired these people to run the government? - Josh Dawsey tweet

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Business/Tech News

Democrats: You can’t make this stuff up.

Republicans: Yes, we can. - TG tweet

RFK Jr Thinks The Government Will Assassinate Him.

Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Joe Rogan that he’s “gotta be careful” about avoiding and thwarting possible attempts on his life by the U.S. Government in an episode released on Thursday, doubling down on his advocacy for the theory that the Central Intelligence Agency killed his uncle, President John F. Kennedy.

Robert Kennedy Jr.'s a Republican; here to disrupt the Democratic ticket. Handle accordingly. - Molly Ploofkin tweet

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Time To Deflate Photo

He is wishing you all a great weekend.

Peace.

Thursday, June 15, 2023

White House blasts Tuberville’s hold on military nominations

White House blasts Tuberville’s hold on military nominations

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre slammed Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) for holding up some 200 Pentagon nominees over a Defense Department abortion policy, calling the lawmaker “shameful” and accusing him of endangering national security.

"May you live in interesting times." Chinese proverb.
OK, not this interesting. We've had enough. - Stevie Joe Payne tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Melania Trump Seen Wearing “I Don't Care” Jacket. - Andy Borowitz

Don't Forget, Folks, Another GOP Shutdown Is Looming
Senate Republicans are worried the House GOP’s decision to write government funding bills at levels below those laid out in the recently-passed bipartisan debt ceiling bill will create a tough road for lawmakers to avert a government shutdown.

Mike Pence tied Donald Trump for the highest unfavorable number of all politicians tested in a new Quinnipiac poll. Both men have a 59% unfavorable view. - Kyle Griffin - MSNBC

Republican Shenanigans

DeSantis Considers Committing Federal Crime to Boost Flagging Poll Numbers. - Andy Borowitz

Florida: Wait, Wait, I Have Another Florida Man To Add To The Presidential Candidate's List

Miami GOP Mayor Francis Suarez officially launched his 2024 presidential campaign with a video released Thursday morning, marking the long-shot candidate’s formal entry to the race.

“My dad taught me that you get to choose your battles, and I am choosing the biggest one of my life. I’m going to run for president...

Nikki Haley Announces She Will Marry Trump If Elected President. - The Onion tweet

Official Documents Mysteriously Missing From Miami Courthouse. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

The only people coming for MAGA are the Trumps, with their hands out. - Tim Hannan tweet

Grifter Versus Shyster
For months, right-wing agitator Steve Bannon has been squaring off with his former lawyers over unpaid legal bills. But Bannon is finally starting to explain why he didn’t pay at least one person on his legal team—to the tune of a half-million dollars—and the whole story sounds a lot more complex than his lawyers would like everyone to believe.

If you're saying that Donald Trump blabbed secret military plans to "his golf buddies", and that it's "no big deal", you gotta remember that his golf buddies are the goddamn Saudi royal family. - Liam Nissan tweet

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Business/Tech News

I gotta say, it takes a real asshole to steal national secrets, hide em in your bathroom, and then say “come get me!” Which proves what I been saying all along. Real asshole. - Ron Perlman tweet

Hackers Hack U.S. Federal Agencies
Several U.S. federal agencies were hacked in a widespread cyberattack that exploits a vulnerability in software used by the government and private companies, CNN first reported on Thursday.
The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) announced Thursday that is currently investigating the origins of the attack and working with government agencies to determine its scope...

Weren’t all of us vaccinated folks supposed to be dead by now? - Hamish Mitchell tweet

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