Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Boulder supermarket shooting suspect charged with 10 counts of murder

Police have charged a suspect in the Boulder, Colo., supermarket shooting with 10 counts of first-degree murder in an attack that left 10 people dead on Monday, including a police officer.



No other rich democracy on the planet regularly has mass shootings. Every other similar country has solved this problem. Not solving it is a policy choice. - Brian Klaas








The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule. - The Onion

 





Republicans Won't Protect Us From The Virus Or Guns
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz (R) on Tuesday accused Democrats of playing “ridiculous theater” by proposing universal background checks and other reforms following mass shootings, which he claimed would take “away guns from law-abiding citizens.”


We should name mass shootings the way we do hurricanes but after Republicans who accept payments from the NRA. - Andrea Junker

 




Republican Shenanigans

I don’t want stories about UFOs or Greenland. I want stories about the fact that someone removed the panic button in Ayanna Presley’s office before the insurrection. - Andrea Junker

 









If you think an AR-15 should be easier to get than an abortion, you are not pro-life. - Middle Age Riot



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Rock The Voter News

Bill Barr’s daughter worked at Treasury to protect Trump’s tax returns, and loans at Deutsche Bank.

Rudy Giuliani’s son got $363,000 to be WH sports liaison with no experience.

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner used the WH as $640 million bonanza.

It was never about Hunter Biden. - Andrea Junker

 



Germany Is In Lockdown. Florida Parties On.


hey everyone, the AR in AR-15 actually stands for who gives a f*ck what it stands for, no civilian needs to have one. - Jeff Tiedrich

 




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When you live in a country so stupid it's full of people who think vaccines are dangerous but assault rifles are harmless. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

 



Business/Tech News

Gun registration and background checks aren't an invasion of privacy.

Being shot is. - Middle Age Riot

 



Pandemic Beer Bread!



Covid-19 Guidelines Recommend No Screaming On Roller Coasters. - The Onion








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Monday, March 22, 2021

Trump hints at launching his own social media platform

The former president was booted from Twitter following the Capitol insurrection.


The FBI has thanked Donald Trump for his plans to create his own social media platform, rendering their surveillance of white nationalist terrorism all the easier. - George Takei

 


 


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I swear to God if Chernobyl was in America, people would be picnicking there because they can’t see or smell the radiation. - Don tweet

 



Trump Admits To Criminal Negligence Of Americans







Republican Shenanigans

Fauci Nostalgic for Days When He Testified Via Zoom and Could Mute Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz

 



Ivanka Is Busy Polishing Her Image
Have you missed Ivanka Trump’s frequent Instagram posts featuring glamour shots, MAGA propaganda, and snapshots from her children’s play time? Probably not. But the most image-obsessed of the Trump kids has been conspicuously silent on social media since her father left office.





Fundamentalist Christians treat every word of the Bible as literal fact while worshiping a man who spoke in metaphor. - John Fugelsang

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Rock The Voter News

Report: Nation’s Collapsed Bridges Save Hundreds Of Americans From Jumping Off Them Annually. - The Onion

 




Welcome To Florida, Spring Breakers! Not.


Coronavirus Thanks Ron DeSantis for Making It Feel So Welcome at Spring Break. - Andy Borowitz

 



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Stay the f*ck away from me. - Middle Age Riot


 



Business/Tech News

If I'm a billionaire and don't pay for my friend's vital $60k surgery, please run me over with my jet. - Chris Klemens


 



The Rich Get Richer...








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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Eighty eight years ago today, FDR signed the bill legalizing sale of wine and beer.

Peace.




Friday, March 19, 2021

White House says Biden is '100% fine' after he tripped boarding Air Force One

President Joe Biden is doing "100% fine" after he tripped while walking up the stairs to board Air Force One earlier Friday, White House principal deputy press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said.



For the record, climbing the steps of Air Force One with toilet paper clinging to your shoe is more pathetic than tripping on the steps. - Steven Beschloss


 




The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I support Biden for replying yes to "Do you think Putin is a murderer?" In fact, he could have added, "And Trump is too!" - Judy Dixon Gabaldon






I Imagine Republicans Will Say That The Insurrectionists Were Having A Bad Day


Fauci Warns That Vaccines Alone Will Not Rid Nation of Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz

 


Republican Shenanigans

The bedrock of our Democracy is the right to vote in free and fair elections. Republicans are against that. - Rob Reiner


Biden's Approval Rating Jumps After Starving Americans Received Money







Fauci f*cked up Rand like he lives next door to him. - Sam Youngman

 





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Donald Trump will never have a high school named after him, so he’ll have to settle for a virus.

#TrumpFlu - Middle Age Riot

 



Rock The Voter News

Kevin McCarthy Says CNN Must Discontinue Unfair Practice of Citing Things He Did. - Andy Borowitz

 



Things Have Taken A Turn For The Worse In Cuomoland

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Democrats Go After Corporate Drug Pushers
Democratic Reps. Carolyn Maloney (N.Y.) and Mark DeSaulnier (Calif.) unveiled legislation on Friday aimed at preventing the Sackler family from evading lawsuits over the opioid crisis through bankruptcy proceedings.



I surprised a raccoon in my garage this morning, and now he's telling his friends he made a human run into a wall. - Conan O'Brien




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