Friday, September 27, 2019

Kremlin says it hopes U.S. would not release Trump-Putin calls, like it did with Ukraine

Kremlin says it hopes U.S. would not release Trump-Putin calls, like it did with Ukraine
Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said that "we would like to hope that it wouldn't come to that in our relations."

Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump's Reelection Campaign. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Protestors should interrupt every Trump rally here on out by blowing whistles. - Roland Scahill

Russia + Guns = GOP
The National Rifle Association acted as a "foreign asset" for Russia in the period leading up to the 2016 election, according to a new investigation unveiled Friday by Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore.

Congratulations to foreign asset NRA on finally having a scandal that doesn’t involve a bunch of dead schoolchildren. - OhNoSheTwint

Deep Throat of the FBI spilled the beans on Nixon.The Whistleblower of the CIA spilled the beans on Trump.That's why they're called Intelligence Agencies.

Republican Shenanigans

Pence’s Prayers To Jesus Going Straight To Voicemail. - Andy Borowitz

Pence Isn't As Stupid As I Thought 
Vice President Pence urged President Trump not to release a memo detailing his call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky this week amid a scandal over Trump's efforts to persuade the Ukrainian leader to direct an investigation into former Vice President Joe Biden.

Guys, acquittal in the Senate would totally help Trump.
Just look at how popular O.J. Simpson is now. - The Hoarse Whisperer


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Rock The Voter News

Hillary Clinton Expresses Sympathy For Trump's Server Issues. - Andy Borowitz

Rats Staying With Sinking Ship
Republican lawmakers are battening down the hatches on Capitol Hill as they face a barrage of questions about President Trump’s communications with Ukraine, and whether the White House tried to cover it up.

Speaker Pelosi was asked to respond to Kellyanne Conway’s criticism at the Atlantic Festival.
“Why do I have to comment on something she said?”


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Business/Tech News

This week I have very abruptly gone from hating the news to binge-watching the news. - Andy Borowitz

America Is Warming Up To Impeachment
A new Hill-HarrisX survey on Friday found support for impeachment proceedings against President Trump has risen 12 points compared to a similar poll conducted three months ago....The poll showed 47 percent of respondents support that decision, up 12 points from a similar survey in June, which asked whether Democrats should begin impeachment proceedings.

Now that Trump's impeachment is inevitable, have you noticed how much better you sleep at night? - Tea Pain



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Jacobin pigeon. I want her coat.


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