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Negotiators reach deal ‘in principle’ to avert shutdown
The agreement represents a remarkable turnaround within 24 hours.
Congressional negotiators announced an "agreement in principle" Monday night on a broad spending bill they hope will satisfy President Donald Trump's demands for additional border barriers and avert another government shutdown at the end of this week.

As another government shutdown looms, Nancy Pelosi gets ready to hand Trump his head on a platter: Trump à l'orange. - Paul Solomon

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

I like how those patriotic Americans who really hate foreigners also tend to hate huge amounts of other Americans. - John Fugelsang

Trump's Reaction To Protesters: ‘They get punished when they get home'. What, The Secret Service Will Show Up?
President Donald Trump’s rally was constantly interrupted with protesters Monday. It’s unclear how many there were but there were at least four interruptions where Trump paused and pointed out the protesters. ‘They get punished when they get home’

Republican Shenanigans

Nothing like a healthy “lock her up” chant more than two-plus years after the 2016 election. Will this go through 2020? - Sam Stein

Hey GOP Voters, The GOP Doesn't Want You To Have Healthcare. Got It?
Utah Gov. Gary Herbert on Monday signed legislation adopting a limited expansion of the state’s Medicaid program, defying voters who in November approved the full Obamacare program through the ballot.
Under the new GOP-written plan, Utah will ask the Trump administration for permission to implement unprecedented restrictions on the health coverage program for the poor, while insuring about 60,000 fewer people than the Obamacare expansion would have and initially costing the state tens of millions of dollars more.

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote. - Anonymous

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We just finished our taxes. We owe $4200 more than usual I guess we needed to pay for some uber rich family’s gas for their Yacht. - Mayday Mindy tweet

Rock The Voter News

My favorite thing about Mark Kelly announcing his candidacy is that he’s a man being referred to as his wife’s husband. - OhNoSheTwint

FACT CHECK: El Paso Fire Department confirms Donald Trump lied about his crowd size -- only 6,500 attended his embarrassing rally.
Meanwhile, estimates say up to 15,000 turned out for Beto.

Only about 1% of abortions happen later in pregnancy—almost always because a woman’s health or life is at risk, or the pregnancy is no longer viable.
Lying about this is dangerous, and a slap in the face to families who face heartbreaking situation. - Hillary Clinton

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Last night Trump held another of his Nazi rallies and again told lies about abortion and whipped his dimwit worshipers into a murderous frenzy. one of them jumped into the press pen and attacked a cameraman, so yes please, more hit pieces on Democrats who eat chicken with a fork. - Jeff Tiedrich

Business/Tech News

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do
they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?" - Anonymous

There Are 7.3 Million Job Openings, Not Enough Americans To Fill Them. We Need Immigrants.
The number of job openings reached 7.3 million at the end of 2018, the highest level since the Labor Department started measuring them in 2000. That pushed the job opening rate -- the number of openings as a share of total employment -- back to the high it reached last August.
...creation was particularly strong in construction and accommodation and food services, while manufacturing job openings fell.