White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Tuesday said that any corrupt activities surrounding President Donald Trump’s inauguration had “nothing to do with the Trump White House.”
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Proofreads State Of The Union One Last Time To Remove Any Remaining Facts - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- ‘The United States in decline’: Trump’s attack on democracy sets off alarm bells in new report on global freedom
- Russia says it must develop new nuclear missiles after INF end
- Top US general Joseph Votel says Trump did not consult him on Syria
- Iran warns Israel against further air strikes in Syria
- As death toll keeps rising, U.S. communities start rethinking Taser use
Trump said Mexico is “worse than Afghanistan” but I don’t think anyone is getting drunk on a beach in Afghanistan…So, there's that. - Chelsea Handler
Barbarians At The U.S. Gate
Saudi Arabia and its coalition gave al Qaeda, Salafi militias and other factions in Yemen weapons that were produced by the United States, CNN reported Monday.
The weapons have also reportedly been captured by Iranian-backed rebels groups fighting the coalition in Yemen, meaning they may be reverse-engineered for intelligence.
When Trump said "Nancy Pelosi is bad for the country," the country he was referring to was Russia. - Andy Borowitz
- ‘Not chaos!’ Mike Huckabee assures Fox & Friends that the White House is running ‘like a 5-star restaurant’
- Republicans would back Trump on emergency to build wall, says GOP senator
- Graham: There could be GOP 'war' over border wall
- Fox News's Napolitano: Democrats want Northam to resign so they can ‘tarnish Trump as a racist’
- Fox News contributor: "Abortion is never medically necessary in the third trimester"
- Eric Trump: Ivanka "has done more for women than probably anybody in Washington"
When is the STFU address? - Tim Hanlon
Eric Trump On PR Tour For Ivanka
President Trump's son Eric Trump on Tuesday said his sister Ivanka Trump "has done more for women than probably anyone in Washington, D.C."
Pelosi should just slip on her sunglasses halfway through the speech. - Schooley
Every politician who’s ever worn blackface needs to resign.
Also every politician who’s ever defended white supremacist monuments and flags.
Oh also every politician or broadcaster who ever questioned the 1st black president’s citizenship.
Am I right #maga ? - John Fugelsang
Rock The Voter News
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Makes Her First Public Appearance Since Cancer Surgery
- Stacey Abrams to give Democratic response to State of the Union
- Bernie Sanders to deliver his own State of the Union response
- Blumenthal to vote against William Barr confirmation
- Ralph Northam: Governor's wife stops him doing 'inappropriate' moonwalk at press conference about blackface incident
- Accusation against lieutenant governor further derails confused state of Virginia politics
- Northam’s Med School Banned Yearbooks In 2013 Due To Racist Photos
#RalphNortham should resign for that God awful press conference alone.
Sadism Is The New Empathy!
"These are children who were ripped from their parents arms...and now the government is saying, 'well, maybe the children don't really want to see the parents anymore'... It's a stunning argument," Lee Gelernt, of ACLU's Immigrants' Rights Project, says
1984 was supposed to be a futuristic novel. Turns out it was the year bunch of politicians did stupid sh*t that would cost them their job 35 years later. - Tim Hanlon
American women today are 50% more likely to die in childbirth than their own mothers. Let's not mince words. The loss of reproductive freedom means more dead women. - Hillary Clinton
- Powell and Trump Met to Discuss Economic Outlook, Fed Says
- Apple reaches deal to pay back-taxes to France
- Cuomo says declining NY tax revenue stems from Trump's ‘economic civil war’
- Hill's dog food recall: Pet owners blame Hills for dogs' deaths
FUN FACT: If it has Trump's name on it and it's not already bankrupt, it's under criminal investigation. - Tea Pain tweet
I Blame Russia
The north magnetic pole has been drifting so fast that it could be a problem for smartphone maps and navigation systems
Why does Trump spray-tan?
Because he doesn’t get enough sunlight standing in Obama’s shadow.
Proofreader needed on Aisle 4!
My transparent roof is coming to fruition.