In less than 24 hours, President Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., has given two different explanations for a meeting he held during the 2016 campaign with a Kremlin-connected Russian lawyer who promised to provide damaging information about Hillary Clinton.
BREAKING: In Major Demotion, Donald Trump Jr. Will Now Report to Tiffany Trump. - Andy Borowitz
Someone Hacked Into My Browser
Long story short. around 4am this morning, my Google Chrome web browser warned me that the website I was visiting, Yahoo News was not secure. I immediately changed my password and cleared my cookies and such AND Yahoo News returned secure. Yikes. I blame Putin or Trump, maybe Comey! Ha!
I also had to take my sweet dog Luna to the vet, she hasn't been eating much. She checked out OK, the vet gave her a shot of something and told me to bring her back in 24 hours if she doesn't improve.
So today is a very condensed issue due to extenuating circumstances. Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.
|But I want my AHNC.|
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- Australian journalist Chris Uhlmann stands by 'searing assessment' of Donald Trump after video goes viral
Putin: We didn't meddle, ask Trump.
Reporter: But WH hasn't released any info.
Putin laughs: We'll talk to the WH and tell them to fix that. - Putin actually said this
|Where the f--k is Putin?|
- Bannon has a painting of himself as Napoleon hanging in his office: report
- President Trump defends Ivanka's seat-holding at G20
Flaunting More Nepotism
Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, took his seat at a Group of 20 meeting table in Hamburg, sitting in for the president when he stepped away for one-on-one discussions with other world leaders.
G20 Leaders Baffled by Unexplained Inclusion of Failed Shoe Salesperson. - Andy Borowitz
Trump Says He Has Never Met This Donald Trump Jr. Person. - Andy Borowitz
The very idea that republicans are paying for attack ads on republicans who are opposed to healthcare is exactly how it looks. Dirty. - Chelsea Handler
|I shoulda, coulda, woulda and didn't.|
This doesn't look good for Comey.
More than half of the memos former FBI Director James Comey wrote as personal recollections of his conversations with President Trump about the Russia investigation have been determined to contain classified information, according to interviews with officials familiar with the documents.
Jared Kushner: "I'm the most compromised member of the Trump family"
Donald Trump Jr.: "Hold my borscht" - Jeff Tiedrich
I'm terrified that we have entered the crazy relative phase of Trump where we're pretending to tolerate him at family gatherings when we should be getting a restraining order. - Andy Borowitz
Worth noting that so far today Kellyanne Conway has defended Donald Trump Jr 100% more than Trump Sr, who spent the am defending Ivanka. - John Fugelsang
It's F**king Raining Nepotism. But This One Failed
NOT LONG BEFORE a major crisis ripped through the Middle East, pitting the United States and a bloc of Gulf countries against Qatar, Jared Kushner’s real estate company had unsuccessfully sought a critical half-billion-dollar investment from one of the richest and most influential men in the tiny nation, according to three well-placed sources with knowledge of the near transaction.