Thursday, March 9, 2017

Trumpcare From Trumpdumb

No Wonder the Republicans Hid the Health Bill
Republican House leaders have spent months dodging questions about how they would replace the Affordable Care Act with a better law, and went so far as to hide the draft of their plan from other lawmakers. No wonder. The bill they released on Monday would kick millions of people off the coverage they currently have. So much for President Trump’s big campaign promise: “We’re going to have insurance for everybody” — with coverage that would be “much less expensive and much better.”



House Ways and Means Committee destroys health care and Trust in the LORD is trending.   These events are not unrelated. - John Fugelsang







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


So Donald J. Trump is going to cut airport security to pay for the border wall. Finally, we are punishing the Mexicans for what they did on 9/11. #TrumpLogic - Andy Borowitz








Trump's Yemen Raid Was A Bloodbath
The Jan. 29 U.S. Navy SEAL raid on a Yemeni village that marked Pres. Donald Trump’s first strategic engagement was reportedly a chaotic bloodbath in which a number of women and 10 children under the age of 13 perished as they ran for their lives.











Sean Spicer announced that the prime minister of Iraq will visit the White House in two weeks. Actually he arrived today, but he’s going to be detained for two weeks at the airport.- Conan O'Brien






Republican Shenanigans


I would rather pay for an iPhone than for Congressman Jason Chaffetz because, while both of them are inanimate objects, the iPhone is smart.- Andy Borowitz






Well, Well, Well, The Rats Meet To Plan Their Next Move
Nigel Farage, who led the push for Brexit and a campaign backer of Donald Trump, visited the Ecuadorian embassy two days after WikiLeaks dumped a trove of purported CIA documents online.






Yesterday, House Republicans unveiled their new healthcare plan intended to replace Obamacare. Oh yeah, it’s brilliant. The previous healthcare plan was nicknamed “Obamacare,” and if this new plan doesn’t work, it will be nicknamed “Obama’s Fault.” - James Corden





President Trump welcomed the first group of new visitors to the White House since he became president. It was a little awkward, because one of them was Melania. - Conan O'Brien

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Rock The Voter News


One underrated part of the Bible is when Jesus went around giving suffering people iPhones.- LOLGOP






The Plot Thickens
With questions still swirling over President Trump’s unsubstantiated claims that he was wiretapped on orders of President Barack Obama, the Justice Department on Thursday declined to confirm statements a day earlier from the White House that Mr. Trump was not the target of a counterintelligence investigation.



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House Republicans have unveiled their much-anticipated new healthcare plan that’s supposed to replace Obamacare. Here’s what we know about it so far: The new plan stresses personal responsibility. For too long Americans have relied on other people, like doctors and nurses, for their healthcare. - Jimmy Kimmel






EPA Head Disagrees With 99% Of Scientists
Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt said Thursday he does not believe carbon dioxide is a primary contributor to global warming.







When do we start talking about climate change deniers as long term mass murderers? - Cassandra on Twitter





Biz/Tech News

Let’s be clear: America is not broke.  The very wealthy, and huge profitable corporations just aren’t paying their taxes.- Bernie Sanders






The Disorganization Of Trumpdumb
Mexico has canceled existing sugar export permits to the United States in a dispute over the pace of shipments, according to a letter seen by Reuters, in a flare-up industry sources said could temporarily disrupt supplies.
The letter sent by Mexico's sugar chamber to mills on Monday partly blamed the situation on unfilled positions at the U.S. Department of Commerce...




Did I hear Jason Chavez correctly? Is he saying health insurance costs the same as a phone? Hey Jason, a phone isn’t supposed to literally cost you an arm and a leg. His comment was cold. Even Siri was like, “Are you not a human being?” - James Corden

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The TERRIFIED OF TRUMP Fundraiser






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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

Prohodna Eyes of God Cave In Bulgaria. But he only has one eye.

Peace.

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