Monday, February 20, 2017

Today's Blue Plate Special: Smorgasbord

Former Swedish PM Tweets: More murders in Florida where Trump spoke than in Sweden last year
---Last year there were app 50% more murders only in Orlando/Orange in Florida, where Trump spoke the other day, than in all of Sweden. Bad.

Sweden is just smoke and mirrors by Trump so we won't talk about Russia.

Dear US. I live in Sweden. Nothing happened in Sweden last night. Your president is lying and we are now pretty pissed off. Thanks. /Sweden - M Reynolds Tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Never met an immigrant who has been accused of sexual assault as many times as Trump. - Andy Borowitz

March In Unison To Trump!
A senior National Security Council adviser was reassigned to his old job at the National Defense University, a White House spokeswoman confirmed Sunday, after he criticized the Trump administration's Latin American ...

Conway makes up Bowling Green Massacre. Spicer makes up attack in Atlanta. Trump makes up attack in Sweden. Yeah, it's the media that lies... - Sally Yates, Former Attorney General (the one Trump fired)

Republican Shenanigans

A Pro-Pedophile To Speak At Conservative Convention. And It's Not Jerry Sandusky.
President Donald Trump will speak at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Friday, returning to the annual confab that has become embroiled in controversy this year after a tape surfaced of its scheduled keynote speaker, right wing Milo...

The White House is running like a fine-tuned time machine that takes riders directly to Nixon's 4th year in office. - John Fugelsang

BREAKING: Contagious Disease Spreads Throughout White House, Lyingitis
President Donald Trump‘s personal lawyer and confidante Michael Cohen gave two contradictory answers to two different outlets when asked whether he delivered a back-channel document from Russian mob-connected businessman to then-Trump advisor General Michael Flynn.


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Rock The Voter News

If you get to call all Muslims terrorists, I get to call all Trump supporters drooling low-grade morons. See how that works? - Jeff Tiedrich

Spain Has Only Taken In 1,100 Syrian Refugees
At least 160,000 protesters marched Saturday in Barcelona to demand that Spain's conservative-led government increase its efforts to take in refugees from war-torn countries like Syria.
Spain has accepted just 1,100 refugees of the over 17,000 it has pledged to take in.

A very happy #PresidentsDay to all our Presidents who didn't mock disabled people or confess on tape to sexually assaulting women. - Gabe Oritz


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Many years from now Donald Trump will pass away & we'll finally know what drugs he was on. Then his ghost will call the autopsy 'fake news.' - John Fugelsang

Biz/Tech News

What the media doesn't get is that Donald Trump is the closest millions of real Americans will ever get to voting for Boss Hogg. - John Fugelsang

Cooking The Books?
The Trump administration is considering changing how U.S. trade deficits are calculated, a move that would make the deficit look larger on paper, the Wall Street Journal reported.

I miss the days when you could turn on TV & not have side effects like vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, incontinence, & suicidal thoughts. - Bette Midler


All Hat No Cattle's "TRUMP IS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED" Fundraiser

Thank you! Almost Halfway There!

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

A little Medieval humour. Abbey of Sainte Foy, Conques, France, c1050.


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