Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Those Were The Days My Friends

Swedish cops featured in film cited by Trump call filmmaker ‘madman,’ claim quotes were misappropriated
...On Monday, two Swedish police officers interviewed for the film lambasted its American producer, Ami Horowitz, for supposedly taking their quotes "completely" out of context.

Remember, we must never blame all cops or gun owners for the acts of a few. That said, some of those Muslim refugees might be terrorists. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The Russian Connections Keeps Growing And Growing
Call it what you will: Flynnghazi. Russiagate. The Crackpot Dome scandal. No matter the sobriquet attached to the inappropriate discussions between the Russian ambassador and Michael Flynn, President Donald Trump’s former national security advisor, the growing cancer from this case is not going away.

I think the first people we should deport should be anyone with ties to Russian criminals. - Andy Borowitz

How Many Lawmen And Dollars Will It Take To Round Up 11 Million People?
The Department of Homeland Security issued a sweeping set of orders Tuesday that implement President Trump's plan to increase immigration enforcement, placing the vast majority of the nation's 11 million undocumented immigrants at risk of deportation.
The memos instruct all agents, including Customs and Border Protection (CBP) and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to identify, capture and quickly deport every undocumented immigrant they encounter.

I don't understand how deporting millions of Mexicans will protect us from what didn't happen in Sweden. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

 Only Donald Trump could, in one morning, follow up a statement about love and tolerance with an order for mass deportations. - Andy Borowitz

 "Trump's sudden acknowledgement of Anti-Semitism is like a band-aid for cancer." - Anne Frank Center

The Great White Rope-a-Dope
President Donald Trump pledged Tuesday to combat bigotry and unite what he called a "divided country" after wrapping up his first visit to the National Museum of African American History and Culture.

"I can't believe what happened last night in Sweden." -- Donald Trump
"Nothing happened last night in Sweden." -- The Swedes
"Where is Sweden?" -- Betsy DeVos
- Andy Borowitz


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President Trump took office one month ago today. Wow, it’s hard to believe the past few years have only been a month! - Seth Myers

Rock The Voter News

At a rally this weekend, President Trump compared himself to Abraham Lincoln, who he claimed, “fought with the media and called them out.” Yup, that’s who Abraham Lincoln was most famous for warring with. The media. - Seth Myers

This North Carolina Nazi Only Kills Expats In Central America. Glad I Never Met Him.
Accused U.S. serial killer William “Wild Bill” Holbert asked for forgiveness Monday for the crimes attributed to him in Panama and said that he never killed anyone from the Central American country.

When @SeanSpicer says, "The President has a big heart", he's referrin' to an enlarged heart condition due to too much KFC. - Tea Pain


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Biz/Tech News

I support keeping the US minimum wage at $7.25hr.
But only for Congress, because those guys already live off the tips. - John Fugelsang

GOP Governor Courts Chinese Dignitaries To Their Delight
As a crowd of Midwesterners drank, danced and snacked on deep-fried Twinkies at the Iowa inaugural ball in the capital last month, an aide to Terry Branstad ushered a small group of Chinese dignitaries upstairs to a private room.

I left out cookies & went to bed early, but my Presidents Day wish didn’t come true. - Bette Midler


Yes, I remember how terrified I am of Trump & Co. every morning when I wake up.

Thank you so much for breaking the halfway mark!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Fethiye, Turkey. Food with a view. Perfect. Care to join me?


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