Thursday, November 17, 2016

How To Keep America Safe

Steve Bannon reported to the FBI for allegedly violating campaign finance laws
Donald Trump's senior White House adviser may have been paid illegally during the campaign with super

"We've made everything into a game show, and now we're reaping the consequences of it."- Bill Maher

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

When I hear of a Muslim Registry, all I can think about is the yellow star Nazis made Jews wear.- PaulD Tweet

First They Start A Registry, The Tattoos Are Next
A Donald Trump supporter cited the United States’ use of internment camps for Japanese-Americans during World War II as precedent for Trump’s rumored registry of Muslim immigrants.

Commission Ponders Whether China Should Own More Of The USA
Warning of a threat to national security, the U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission wants the United States to block Chinese state-owned companies from carrying out takeovers in the country.
Chinese companies are buying up foreign businesses at a record rate this year, fueling unease and objections in some Western countries. Deals for technology companies have caused particular concerns.

Before world leaders can meet with Trump, they will be forced to listen to a one-hour sales presentation for Trump condos in Boca. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

"Speak softly and carry a big stick" - Theodore Roosevelt
"Rant incoherently and be a big dick" - The new motherf*cker - Michael Ian Black

Neener, neener, neener, I can lie all that I want now!

Kellyanne Conway To Join Trump Administration
Kellyanne Conway says she may join President-elect Donald Trump’s administration, though being a mother of four has made her hesitant.

Remember, no matter what rough times you're going through, at least Kellyanne Conway isn't in the same room talking to you right now.- Andy Borowitz


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One week later and this does feel like run-up to Iraq War era: weakened Dems, irresponsible press, and GOP leading country into abyss. - Eric Boehlert

Rock The Voter News

Witness The Natural Mating Instinct Of An A**Kissing Texan
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) says Democrats appear to be getting "nuttier and nuttier," blasting protests against Donald Trump after the left’s calls to respect the presidential election's results.

Trump Transition Team Postpones America Being Great Again Until 2024. - Andy Borowitz


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Biz/Tech News

Jobless claims have now declined to their lowest level in 4 decades. Trump voters are fed up with this!- Andy Borowitz

Trump Is Suing D.C. For Being An Expensive Landlord
Donald Trump is suing Washington D.C. and you probably won’t be shocked to learn why: to avoid paying taxes.
This is actually the second time that Trump – technically Trump Post Office LLC, an LLC owned by Trump and his children – has sued D.C. over the same incident.



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