Tuesday, July 5, 2016

The vast right wing conspiracy scorecard

FBI’s Comey: No charges appropriate in Clinton email case
In a bombshell announcement, FBI Director James Comey accused former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Tuesday of having been “extremely careless” in handling classified information on her private email server but recommended that she not face criminal charges.

BREAKING NEWS - people who hated Hillary Clinton still hate her; people who defended her still do.  More on this huge story as it develops.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

"Guy contributed, like, nothing to the Roman economy.  SAD!  I like Messiahs who don't get crucified" - The Theology of Donald Trump - John Fugelsang

Is The Trump War On Journalists Over?
Journalists banned from Donald Trump’s campaign events can rejoin their press colleagues in Cleveland at the Republican National Convention, an official said Tuesday.
“If they have made it through the credentialing process, yes,” Annie Tin, the House Press Gallery director, who issues credentials for the convention, said...

Republican Shenanigans

If you think Trump isn't careful about who he offends, you are wrong. He is very careful not to say anything that offends racists and misogynists. - Andy Borowitz

Hey Dorothy, Look What Happened To Kansas
Republican Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback, launched an “experiment” when he was elected in 2010 that has bankrupted the state’s economy.

If you discovered you were inspiring hordes of antisemites, would you?
a) apologize & hide 
b) insist Jews can't recognize a Star of David. - LOLGOP

Only Little People Follow Regulations
Donald Trump often boasts he made a lot of money in Atlantic City, despite the repeated failures of his casinos there, but what he does not mention is his casino empire's repeated run-ins with government regulators over broken promises---


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Obama: "I'm ready to pass the baton, and I know that Hillary Clinton is gonna take it" 

Rock The Voter News

Bill Clinton Moved to Undisclosed Location Until November Ninth - Andy Borowitz

Bill Clinton could have sex with Loretta Lynch on the tarmac and I would still vote for Hillary Clinton. She's running against Donald trump. - Paula Poundstone

Wait. Wait. The World's Worst Investigators Launching Another Investigation!
Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) told reporters on Tuesday that he will meet with House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) and the House sergeant-at-arms on Tuesday afternoon to discuss whether to launch a formal investigation into the sit-in demonstration staged by House Democrats at the end of June


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Oops. Prayer Didn't Work!
A county clerk who went to jail for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples violated the state's Open Records Act, the Kentucky attorney general's office said Tuesday.

Biz/Tech News

If Donald Trump posted a flamin' cross on Twitter, his followers would call it a " Shiny Plus Sign. " - Tea Pain on Twitter

New Olympic Medal Should Be Awarded For Swimming In Sludge
A group of Brazilian scientists have detected a drug-resistant bacteria growing off the shores of some of Rio de Janeiro's most stunning beaches, one month before they're due to host the 2016 Olympic Games.

They have found a "super bacteria" in Rio waters. If the swimmers go really fast maybe they could avoid it. We should see some record times. - Paula Poundstone



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The Black Panther is one of the rarest animal on the planet.


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