Monday, July 18, 2016

The Republican Convention

GOP passes rules vote over outcry from Trump opponents
The Republican National Committee ignored an outcry from angry delegates on the GOP convention's first day and adopted the convention's rules by a voice vote.
The move prompted an eruption from the crowd, people chanting "roll call vote" and yelling "point of order."

If you're feeling overwhelmed by information and facts, take a break by watching the Republican National Convention. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Violent crime rate down 20.3%, murder rate down 16.6%, during Obama administration. -F.B.I.

DOH! Media Violence Bad For Kids!
Media violence has become a routine part of the daily lives of American children, and parents, lawmakers and the media should take steps to change that, a leading pediatricians' group recommends.

Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump: “Don’t worry about the speech tonight, Melania-- just make sure you’re super hot. Your hotness proves my greatness.” - Tea Party Cat

Happy Day's Chachi Supports Trump
Actor and director Scott Baio announced this weekend that he will be speaking at the Republican National Convention Monday night, after being personally asked by Donald Trump, and said that he is both "a little nervous" and "excited" to be tapped.

Yesterday members of Congress left Washington for a seven-week vacation. Even the Kardashians are like, “From what?”- Jimmy Fallon

Trump Trashes Sexy Logo!
Donald Trump officially introduced his running mate, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence, on Saturday and also unveiled a new joint campaign logo—different from the original that was swiftly mocked across social media on Friday.


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Trump Reads Obama's Mysterious Body Language
“I watched the president, and sometimes the words are okay. But you just look at the body language and there’s something going on. Look, there’s something going on,” Trump told “Fox & Friends” on Monday.

There's a really good story about the Republican Convention in the Book of Revelation.- Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

BREAKING: GOP convention to impeach Hillary Clinton in advance of the election and call for her immediate jailing.- Tea Party Cat


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Biz/Tech News

RNC TRIVIA: English is a second language for Melania Trump, making her the first RNC speaker with that distinction since Sarah Palin. - Andy Borowitz

Bizarre: Halliburton Relative Murdered. Suspect Escapes.
FORT LAUDERDALE — A man awaiting a murder trial for the slaying of a woman whose family founded the Halliburton oil services company escaped from the Broward County courthouse Friday just before a hearing.

Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. are speaking at the Republican National Convention because Larry the Cable Guy wasn't available. - Sam Kalidi


I wish AHNC had a sugar daddy so I didn't have to bother you for donations.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This turtle's shell looks like a fireworks display.


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