Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Trump: I don’t expect to release my tax returns before November

In a reversal, Donald Trump no longer appears eager to release his tax returns before the November election. 

The party of "Family Values" nominates a candidate with 3 marriages, then attacks their opponent for holdin' hers together.- Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Hey remember the last time we elected a millionaire-at-birth CEO who supported Nam but avoided serving to run America like a business? - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

In North Carolina, 30% of bridges are structurally or functionally obsolete and the state ranks 37th worst for bridge safety. But their bathroom security is the envy of the world. - Andy Borowitz

Do You Remember When George H W Bush Got Sick In Japan?
Japanese are welcoming President Barack Obama's decision to visit the atomic-bombed city of Hiroshima, and those interviewed Wednesday said they aren't seeking an apology.

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Rock The Voter News

The NRA’s Unhinged Spokesman 
Ted Nugent’s at it again, posting a video of Bernie Sanders shooting Hillary Clinton.

A FB friend had a baby 2 hours ago and she already posted a video slideshow of baby pics complete with music. [snorts birth control pills] - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Biz/Tech News

Instead of America maybe Budweiser should change its name to a country whose election isn't being laughed at by the rest of the world. - OhNoSheTwitnt

Google Says NO To Payday Lenders
Internet giant Google said Wednesday it will ban all ads from payday lenders, calling the industry "deceptive" and "harmful."

If Gene Simmons thinks Prince was "pathetic" then Gene Simmons still hasn't watched the Gene Simmons sex tape.- John Fugelsang





Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Polish sculptor Małgorzata Chodakowska has made a name for herself by creating unique, moving sculptures and statues that actually feel like they have a human-like presence in the room. Now, she's taken her work a step further and added water, creating bronze statues that double as spectacular fountains. Hey, I'm half Polish! You go girl! :)  See more pictures


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