Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Larry Flynt set to release Trump porn parody



Larry Flynt set to release Trump porn parody
Hustler magazine founder Larry Flynt says he’s sending a pornographic spoof of GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump to every Republican member of Congress.



“At this point, Trump is America’s back mole: It may have seemed harmless a year ago, but now that it’s gotten frighteningly bigger, it is no longer wise to ignore it.”  - John Oliver, The Daily Show






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Torture gave us real information about Osama bin Laden, say the politicians who fed us false information about Iraq.- John Fugelsang





North Korea Says Abe Lincoln Wants Them To Have Nukes! Really!
North Korea has tried warnings of nuclear attack and racist diatribes to criticize U.S. President Barack Obama. Now it's turning to Abraham Lincoln.
North Korea's state media have constructed an imaginary letter from the 16th U.S. president that attacks Obama's "deception" over Pyongyang's pursuit of nuclear weapons.










Republican Shenanigans


BREAKING: Paul Ryan to announce he will not accept the GOP nomination. Unless they ask really nicely.- Tea Party Cat






Kasich thinks you have to have a good reason to deny someone things -- like you're poor and have a uterus.- LOLGOP





Trump Loves Ayn Rand
...Trump described himself as an Ayn Rand fan. He said of her novel The Fountainhead, “It relates to business (and) beauty (and) life and inner emotions. That book relates to ... everything.” He identified with Howard Roark, the novel's idealistic protagonist who designs skyscrapers and rages against the establishment.
When I pointed out that The Fountainhead is in a way about the tyranny of groupthink, Trump sat up and said, “That’s what is happening here.”





The people who've spent the last 8 years calling Obama 'Hussein' would really like you to stop calling Ted Cruz 'Rafael.'- John Fugelsang




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Rock The Voter News


Freedom Fighters
More than 400 people were arrested Monday for peacefully protesting money's influence in politics outside the US Capitol.






We need to fix money in politics. And we need to fix our rigged electoral system. But that will still leave us with a third problem, our oversupply of stupid voters.- Andy Borowitz






Inspiring to see Kasich and Cruz just say, "WTF! Just steal the election from millions of voters. We're Republicans after all!"- LOLGOP




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Business/Tech News



Nothing Could Be Finer Than To Be In Carolina -- Except Now
Deutsche Bank (DBKGn.DE) is freezing plans to create 250 new jobs at its Cary, North Carolina, location after the state passed a controversial law targeting lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) citizens.






If a ballplayer bets on his own team to fail, he's banned.
If Goldman Sachs bets on the mortgage they sold you to fail, they're bailed out.- John Fugelsang







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