Tuesday, March 15, 2016

How to make America great again


Ryan doubles down on pledge to back Trump if he's GOP nominee
Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) reiterated Tuesday that he would support Donald Trump if he wins the GOP nomination, even as the Speaker called on the party’s front-runner to tone down his rhetoric amid a spate of violence at recent campaign rallies.

Gov. Jerry Brown: If Trump wins, ‘we’d have to build a wall around California’ 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Putin to pull troops from Syria, but don’t worry, Trump will send his supporters to impose order right after they’re done with Sanders.- Tea Party Cat

Angelina Jolie Helps Syrian Teen Refugee
While visiting refugees in Lebanon as special envoy for the UNHRC, Angelina Jolie Pitt reunited with Hala, a 13-year-old Syrian refugee she befriended during previous visits. 

If you criticize the leader of Israel it means you hate Israel, say the Americans who hate America's leader.- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

“You have reached Trump. Press 1 for English, press 2 to be deported. Or stay on the line if you can’t use buttons because of tiny hands.”- Tea Party Cat

Pulling Out A Gun At A Polling Station?
A poll worker in Cleveland, Ohio was arrested Tuesday after pulling a gun on another poll worker, local TV station WKYC reported.
Alan Bethea, 45, took a .380 pistol out of his backpack during a heated exchange with co-workers at the Louisa May Alcott School polling station, according to the report.

After Trump bans all the Muslims and ships all the Mexicans back to Mexico, he plans to deport any woman less than a 7.- Tea Pain Tweet

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The latest polls show Gov. John Kasich holds a small lead over Donald Trump in his home state of Ohio. Whereas everything Donald Trump holds looks huge because of his tiny baby hands.- Seth Myers

Rock The Voter News

U.S. Eases Restrictions On Cuban Travel
Just days before President Barack Obama is due to arrive in Cuba, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Tuesday a further loosening of restrictions, making it easier for Americans to travel to the communist-run island, or to mail a postcard home.

At a rally over the weekend, Donald Trump was surrounded by Secret Service agents after a man tried to rush the stage. The Secret Service said the man was dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway.- Jimmy Fallon

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Business/Tech News

Joel Osteen loves Donald Trump because they worship the same gods: Money & Fame. Jesus responded "I don't know them" - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Say what you will about Trump, it's impressive that his campaign is totally self-funded.*
*not including the $1.9 billion in free airtime the networks have donated to him. - Andy Borowitz





Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

My friend teaching her daughter how to harvest the Flower of Nicaragua in my yard.

They boiled the petals of the flower for about a half hour, then sauteed them with onions and garlic and a tiny bit of chicken consomme.

I did not know what to expect when I first tasted this flower. It was delicious, the flavor was mild but memorable. Of course, your choice of hot sauce only makes it better


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