Monday, December 28, 2015

Donald Trump, Pope Francis Tied For Americans' 2nd Most Admired Man aka The USA Is Bipolar!


Donald Trump, Pope Francis Tied For Americans' 2nd Most Admired Man 
Donald Trump and Pope Francis don't have much in common, but this year the two tied as Americans' second most admired men in the world.

Donald Trump: “I will do far more for women than Hillary. I will subsidize face lifts and boob jobs, which will help them earn more than equal pay laws ever will.”- Tea Party Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

85 deaths in the U.S. from jihadi terror attacks from 2005-2015.
88 gun deaths EVERY DAY.
You get to pick which to freak out about. - LOLGOP

Wow. Who's The Boss? The Pentagon Is Messing With Guantanamo.
 In September, U.S. State Department officials invited a foreign delegation to the Guantanamo Bay detention center to persuade the group to take detainee Tariq Ba Odah to their country. If they succeeded, the transfer would mark a small step toward realizing President Barack Obama's goal of closing the prison before he leaves office.

Love getting lectured on victimhood culture by people who think ending tax breaks on the richest who've never been richer is tyranny.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Dear Donald Trump,
I'm at a Muslim wedding in a Christian church in NYC, and everyone is dancing to salsa.
America already is great. - Anand Giridharadas

I Don't Know Which Is Worse, That This Happened In Texas Or This Woman Thinks She's Christian 
A Texas woman says her Christian faith gave her the power to redirect a tornado away from her home.Sabrina Lowe, of Rowlett...heard the distinctive train noise of the approaching tornado.“We actually went outside and started commanding the winds, because God had given us authority over the winds, the airways,” Lowe said.

Santa is not a socialist. He brought more and better gifts to rich kids than poor, and none to Muslims, so Santa is obviously a Republican. - Tea Party Cat

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Rock The Voter News

Stupid experts!  Only Trump understands that the way to woo women voters is to smear Hillary Clinton for her husband's infidelity.- John Fugelsang

I'd send congrats to all the men who may be Bristol Palin's baby's father, but with the holidays, who has that time? - Betty Bowers

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Climate Change Update
Snow, sleet and hail snarled transportation across much of the Midwest and Southwest on Monday during one of the busiest travel periods of the year after more than 40 people were killed by tornadoes and floods 

Climate change. Because the sea is far more likely to invade us than ISIS ever will.- LOLGOP

Facebook launched its year in review feature, which brings up some of your top Facebook photos from the past year. It should be a huge improvement over its original name, parade of regrets.- Jimmy Fallon

Business/Tech News

History's Worst Inventions: 
1. Nuclear Weapons
2. Selfie Sticks 
3. Hydrogen Blimps 
4. Auto-Tune
5. Donald Trump's Hair
- Paul Solomon Tweet

Mano a Mano? Millionaire Wants To Debate Billionaire?
Jeb Bush on Monday challenged Republican front-runner Donald Trump to a one-on-one debate.
Speaking to a gathering at the Forum Club in Palm Beach, Fla., Bush was asked by the moderator what he would say to Trump if he were to walk in the room at that moment.

US considers adopting China's two-child policy specifically to prevent Kanye West and Kim Kardashian from having more kids. - Michael Blackman Tweet


I hope your holidays have been filled with cheer!

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