Thursday, December 10, 2015

Canada Welcomes Syrian Refugees


First planeload of Syria refugees to arrive in Toronto on Thursday
The first planeload of Syrian refugees from camps in Jordan and Lebanon will arrive in Canada on Thursday, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Wednesday.
Another such aircraft will arrive in Montreal on Saturday, he told legislators.

Donald Trump: “I have a great relationship with the Bigots. I always have. The Bigots love me.”- Tea Party Cat

The World is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Meanwhile Back In China
China's military is paying "close attention" to an agreement between the United States and Singapore to deploy the U.S. P8 Poseidon spy plane to the city state and hopes the move does not harm regional stability, the Defence Ministry said.

Right now the NRA preps an email blast to their database of gun owners that Obama is plotting a database of gun owners.- John Fugelsang

Calling the GOP "the Party of Lincoln" is like saying a flesh-eating zombie "used to be a nice person." - The Daily Edge

More Boys And Their Toys
Israel and the United States on Thursday successfully tested a ballistic missile interceptor as the Jewish state seeks to upgrade its defences in the face of regional threats, officials said.

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Republican Shenanigans

When you keep telling your base that 97% of the world's scientists are lying to you, Donald Trump can happen. - LOLGOP

The Gloves Are Off
 A billionaire who is backing former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush has launched a personal campaign against fellow billionaire Donald Trump, calling him an insecure, narcissistic bully who needs to be stopped.

More than 60% of Republicans support Trump's Muslim ban. Thanks for a peek under those white sheets, Donald.- Kona Lowell

CNN Interviews Trump Supporter That's Off Her Meds
Susan DeLemus believes everyone is lying to her except Donald Trump, and that’s why she’s supporting the Republican presidential candidate.
In an interview with CNN, DeLemus emphatically said she’s never been into politics until now, because she believes everyone is “lying to me, straight to my face!”

Rock The Voter News

The Republicans need to stop Trump from getting the nomination so they can nominate someone who will express views virtually identical to Trump's in a more palatable way.- Andy Borowitz

War On Christians Zombies
Fox Business host Lou Dobbs took issue with the zombies in an Ohio nativity scene because he said it mocked Christianity instead of Islam.
Jasen Dixon, the manager of a local haunted house, riled up officials in the Sycamore Township second year in a row this month with his zombie nativity scene. Officials have said that he could be fined up to $500 a day if he refuses to take it down.

Mitt Romney now seems like Nelson Mandela. - Andy Borowitz

Business News

Apple has unveiled new case for the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6s that costs $100 and can provide the phone with as much as 25 hours of additional battery life. Which raises the total amount of battery life to 25 and a half hours.- Seth Myers

Making It Easy to Pay At Walmart
Walmart is rolling out its own mobile payment system, calling it Walmart Pay.
The system, like Apple Pay, allows customers to purchase items using their smartphones.

Another day where some of us didn't shoot each other!- Paula Poundstone


Hey Lisa! I'm finally getting to my annual contributions for my favorite organizations and bloggers (check PayPal). Congratulations on 15 years of posting. I thank you.

Thank you so much Brian, you are the first person to congratulate me. Deep curtsy! 

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